Chapter 4 The World of Cross Talk!
4。 The world of cross talk!
Coming out of the library pavilion, Wang Yixi smiled, he already knew the mysteries of this world.
Just like the previous host said, this world is completely a world formed by that guy's mental divergence for a while, resulting in a surprising brain hole. In this world, tongue twisters are exercises, mouth twisters are teasing skills, and all battles are carried out on the lips.
And that amusement is not a typo, but correct. This tease is a tease of teasing, to put it simply, it is a world of cross talk actors!
The cultivation level is calculated according to the number of words spoken in one second. Wang Yi's three-paragraph amusement is three words a second, and when he reaches ten words a second, he is a teaser. A hundred words a second is a tease, a thousand words is a big tease, and so on. The legendary Emperor can do tens of billions of words a second!!
"Haha, I'm awesome now! What is it to eat grapes without spitting out grape skins, I have more difficult tongue twisters here! What is the penetration of eighteen kinds of martial arts, I have the name of the dish and the geographical map here!"
Wang Yi looked like a villain, and with the injury on his face that had not yet subsided, he revealed a special obscenity, which made everyone who saw it involuntarily back down three points, and cast a contemptuous gaze.
Despise it, despise it, Wang Yi doesn't care at all. Wait for me to become a funny emperor, see who dares to look at me like this!
"I don't think you can directly start cultivating the most difficult tongue twister, and besides, this kind of cultivation method of reading the world is not the mainstream in the ten thousand realms at all, and it doesn't make the slightest sense for you to cultivate. ”
Wang Yi calmed down a little and said, "Anyway, let's complete the task first." ”
Not long after, Wang Yi was in his room, sitting cross-legged on the bed, chanting words.
"Gray fertilizer will be blackened, and the cost of phone calls will be ......"
"Sending nonsense and painting costs ....... ”
"Measure the window and the bed and grab the ......"
Wang Yi experimented with tongue twisters one after another, but it turned out that the previous host was right, and with his ability, he couldn't directly pronounce these difficult tongue twisters. If you don't finish reciting, the energy of heaven and earth will not be able to merge with the amusing qi in your body, which is equivalent to white reading.
In desperation, he had no choice but to recite a simple tongue twister.
"The bench is long, the bench is wide, the bench is not as long as the bench, and the bench is not as wide as the bench......"
"Pink Phoenix, Yellow Phoenix. ”
"Four is four, ten is ten, fourteen is fourteen, forty is forty......"
Wang Yi is simply crazy, constantly chanting all kinds of tongue twisters, if it is really an exercise, I am afraid that he has gone crazy at this time. But the exercises in this world are tongue twisters, and he keeps chanting like this, at most, he is a little sharper.
Half a day later, he had reached the level of four characters a second. But he didn't stop, but continued to cultivate, and the stronger his strength, the more beneficial it was for his next plan.
On the day of the test, Wang Yixiu was amusing for five paragraphs!
"There is no problem with cultivating now to complete Yue Peng's obsession, and next, it's time to plan for benefits. ”
"Before officially becoming the host of the Book of Ten Thousand Worlds, unless there are special circumstances. Each time you cross over, you can only stay in this world for a month, that is, you only have four months to prepare for the assessment of the Book of Worlds, it's up to you. ”
"I know, for the sake of strength, unscrupulous means! But what's the special case you're talking about?"
"If you meet the core of the world, you will know. But don't think about this world, this kind of world that is obviously thought by others at random, there can't be a core. ”
"Oh......"
Wang Yi turned his gaze and looked at the third brother Yue Yun not far away, mainly looking at the ring on Yue Yun's finger, his eyes flickering.
"Yue Peng!"
The middle-aged man on the stage shouted Wang Yi's name, but he looked at his third brother and didn't react. After all, it's only been a few days since I got this name, and few people have called it, so it's really uncomfortable to call him suddenly.
Yue Yun turned his head to look at Yue Peng, and when he saw that he had been looking at him, he couldn't help but have some doubts, but at this time, he still focused on the test, so he immediately waved his hand to remind him.
Wang Yi reacted at this time, and when he saw that everyone was looking at him, he suddenly understood that it was his turn now, and hurriedly went on stage.
"Eat grapes without spitting out the skins, and don't eat grapes but spitting out the skins. ”
Controlling the speed of speech to four words per second, a purple light appeared on Wang Yi's mouth, and then hit the huge stone in front of him.
Funny: Four paragraphs!
"Cut! just make progress, this shit!"
Someone taunted below, and then ...... And then there is no more......
Yue Peng, who has always been a waste, is like a stone and a piece of rubble, no one cares about it on the ground, as long as he doesn't hold on to other people's feet, no one cares about him at all.
Wang Yi looked at it, and the person who mocked him was the Yue Ning who offended two days ago.
Ignored it and stepped down on his own. Wang Yi felt relaxed, as if a stone that had been pressing on his body had been removed.
Yue Peng's obsession is gone!
"Okay, let's take the next step, snatch the ring from your brother's hand!"
"Got it. ”
Wang Yi stood in the crowd and did not speak.
"Next, Yue Yun!"
The name, as soon as it was announced, caused an uproar among the crowd. Countless chatters and mockery sounded.
Compared with Yue Peng, Yue Yun was originally a bright star, which was envied by countless people and awed by countless people. Now that he has fallen, these people will jump out one by one to vent their previous jealousy and other emotions.
Not to mention these dirty pictures, the characters who appear next, Yue Mei, who is beautiful but doesn't care about Yue Yun at all, is even more beautiful, but Yue Xun'er who is very good to Yue Yun, which proves that the background of this world is that novel.
But why did all the people in it change their surnames to Yue? Wang Yi was a little puzzled.
The world power system has changed, and it does not prevent people from being surnamed Xiao!
At this moment, according to the plot, Yue Yun left here.
"Don't think about this nonsense, keep up with your brother!" the voice in his head urged.
According to the plan, now at this time, he wants to catch up with Yue Yun, deceive the ring in his hand, force out the old man inside, and force him to refine medicine for Wang Yi. In addition to the medicine that improves cultivation in this world, it is useless for Wang Yi, but the elixir that enhances physical fitness, mental power, etc., is still very useful.
But how do you force that old man? That's a question.
The previous host's solution was to use the power of his soul to oppress the old man through Wang Yi's body.
The plan was like this, but when it was actually implemented, Wang Yi found a problem. If you do that, the soul of the previous host will enter your body, is it safe to do so?
"Why don't you go?!"
Wang Yizhong finally took a step, but he walked very slowly, at such a speed, he would definitely not be able to catch up with Yue Yun, at most, he would follow behind, and he would follow from a distance.
"Hurry up!"
"If my third brother is really the terrifying one, he has not been able to rise, and my father will be very sad, right?"
"I'll go, you really treat him as your brother, you know, he's just a passerby in your life! Besides, his fall was originally caused by the one in the ring, you take the ring, and his talent will come back!"
"But in that case, his rise will be a long time later, and I remember that there will be a disaster in this family, and it is up to him to solve it. ”
"You ......," the voice miraculously corrupted, "indecisive, the mud can't hold up the wall!
Wang Yi showed a light smile and walked slowly.
After a long time, the voice sounded again, and said, "I understand, you don't trust me at all, you are guarding me, you didn't want to carry out my plan from the beginning. ”
"You guessed it. ”