Yufei is an otaku who stays at home, and he likes to play games when he has nothing to do, as for picking up girls, he will definitely not participate in things, because for him, if he has time to pick up girls, it is better to play a few more games more comfortable, the former pickles girls, you have to treat her as a grandfather, and you have to eat and drink and constantly coax quite tired. The latter you are God, the game treats you as God, as long as you have money, you can do whatever you want, that is, you exist every second.

But after a long time, he gradually found that in the past few years, there is really nothing to do, no matter how the game is played, it is like that, he doesn't even have a friend by his side, his work is basically about games, and when he encounters things in life, he basically has nothing to say.

A young man in his twenties, he can't just soak in the game for the rest of his life, so he mustered up the courage and bought a set of fitness equipment on a certain treasure, which is called exercise, and the fitness coach on the Internet constantly shows off his figure, and the figure and body shape make him yearn for it all the time, in his words

"Do you want to get rid of your fat? Do you want 32 perfect abs? Do you want to have the body of a pickle girl? Don't hesitate, hurry up and buy a set! The effect is guaranteed to make you can't believe it, if you want to change yourself, buy it quickly." Phone.... And then there's a series of introductions, which look like a deceptive advertisement. It's basically difficult for ordinary people to do a mermaid line without spending a little effort and money, how can there be any 32-pack abs, do you think this is KFC? I guess advertising can deceive people who have not been healthy.

In the face of this kind of deceptive and completely brainless advertisement, Yufei didn't want to buy it, but he couldn't stand the introduction and attraction of those fitness coaches in the advertisement, so he scolded the dead liar viciously, moved the mouse to a button, and immediately clicked the purchase button, and then he spent the only three hundred and eighty-eight yuan left in his bank card to buy a set. In fact, he couldn't buy it, but the enthusiastic customer service lady didn't care at all and directly gave him a big discount coupon.

"Hello Mr. Yu! Because you have purchased a complete set of fitness equipment at one time, so our store has triggered a discount frenzy, where in our store to spend 388 customers, you can enjoy 80% off, 80% off! Look at this Tyrannosaurus watch, the perfect curve of the silver strap, the emotional hands, coupled with the ticking sound that constantly touches the heartstrings, it is simply one of the few leaders in the watch industry, your purchase is absolutely affordable! So after deducting your fees, you only need to pay 380 yuan after the discount! Okay! That's all for today's introduction, I wish you a happy shopping! Never see !! again" After the voice of the customer service lady finished speaking, she immediately hung up, not even leaving a chance to speak to Yufei, and didn't think about whether her discount was right or not.

"Wait, wait... Wait a minute, the wine dodges and falls!! I say... Isn't it? It's hanging up? Eighty percent off! Just erase the eight pieces of odds? Are you taught math by your Chinese teacher?" But I bought everything, and it was impossible to return the money, and when I went to customer service, people blocked him. But for Yufei, even if it's a lie, there's no way, since he bought it, no matter what he is, the thing he bought is the water that was spilled, and he never said anything about returning it. It is because of this habit that he has pitted himself a lot.

Once when he was on the bus, he directly lost a hundred yuan, and others kindly worried that he misplaced it, but he could only pretend that there was no such thing, and then said it very domineeringly

"I'm not interested in money" made a car of people impressed with him. Especially when a child walked up to him, he said a word of admiration to him.

"Big brother, you don't dare to be interested in money, it's really amazing! I adore you so much!" As soon as these words came out, Yu Fei felt that his heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys were spurting blood, that was a hundred yuan, his own food expenses for a week! This has to be blamed on his carelessness when he took out the money, he didn't pay attention to it, and threw it directly in. When he found out, it was too late, and the red Grandpa Mao had already lost half of his traces. If it weren't for the fact that there were passengers on the bus, he would have wanted to smash the toll box on that bus.

This is nothing, even the aunts who sell vegetables in the vegetable market are his enthusiastic fans. What? Fans? Hehe! If you say something nice, you're a fan, and if you don't say something good, he's the target of being slaughtered, and who can blame you for loving face?

"Hello! My name is Yufei, yes, the universe is Yu, and the plane is flying. I'm just staying at home and playing games, but I don't like to play anymore, because I'm going to work out now, I'm going to get 32-pack abs, and I'm going to be a macho like Stallone. I want countless young and beautiful girls to worship me. Wow!ha!" When he posted his video online, in less than a minute, the comment section exploded.

Netizen 1: Brother, you are so good! People have up to eight pack abs, and you can actually train thirty-two, which is amazing. Did the other 20 pieces get it through plastic surgery?

Netizen 2: Big brother recommends one, love you!

Netizen 3: I've seen shameless, but I've never seen such shameless. I actually have an extra ab than others.,Oops!It's so annoying!、

Netizen 4: The landlord helps me convey that I love Lin Chiling!

Netizen 5: I feel like I can train 88-pack abs!

Looking at the comments below that were getting more and more wrong, Yufei felt that he was happily going over the network cable to hit the other party. But after watching it for a while, he could only helplessly wait for the courier brother to deliver him a courier. However, although he was deceived, the seller still had a little conscience, and the couriers sent to him were all thick and big cardboard boxes.

"Sir, your delivery!" After successfully signing for the delivery, Yufei moved the large box of things to the room with great anticipation, and then he took out his kitchen knife and opened the tape on the cover. The quiet room was instantly filled with the sound of kitchen knives cutting tape, and when the last wrapped tape was cut, Yufei forcefully opened the top of the box.

"I'll rub it, I'll rub it!! I rub it" Looking at the things in the box, Yufei could only complain in his most proud aromatic words. After a while, he could only tearfully remove one of the contents of the box. Inside the box is a pile of broken wood, and in the middle of the broken wood is a watch that is the same as the description of the customer service lady, but this watch is not real, but a children's toy.

He pressed the watch, and it turned out that the children's song of where is spring was transmitted on it, and Yufei only felt that his IQ went from one thousand to minus one thousand in an instant. The expression on his face was wonderful, his eyes were about to pop out, and his mouth was open enough to hold an egg. The face went from red to pale, then to black, then to red, and finally to purple. Even the chameleon was ashamed of himself in front of him. Maybe God also took pity on him, and even the sky outside began to dim, like a thunderbolt on a sunny day, and in an instant the lights in the room dimmed, and with a loud cry, he picked up the watch and smashed it to the ground like an enemy.

"What the hell is this meow!! children's watch!! I'll go to your children's watch!!" Then he stepped on the watch on the ground hard, and then took out the hammer and smashed it around, the room was instantly full of his figure, all kinds of methods have been tried, all kinds of means have been used, after he finished venting, he sat on the bed, and covered his head with both hands to grab a wild scratch.

Outside the house at this time, the wind was blowing, and it was dark, and the watch that was tortured by Yufei was not damaged, but it was a lot dirty. Yu Fei was deeply mad and kept cursing the boss of this pit man in his heart, he finally understood at this time, why the so-called customer service lady didn't give him a chance to answer, he estimated that the customer service lady was recorded in advance by the boss himself with a transformer.

"Forget it! this isn't the first time this has happened, so let's learn a lesson. Looking at the black sky outside the window, Yufei knew that it was going to rain, so he hurriedly ran to the balcony and packed up a few of his clothes. Seeing that the sky was getting darker and darker, Yu Fei's mood also fell to the extreme, and in his opinion, maybe God was also angry.

"It seems that God is pitying himself, forget it, you can even think of it as a lesson I bought again!" picked up the children's watch from the house again, which had been tortured by himself. Yu Fei took it to the balcony and said to himself about the watch.

"You give me a long way to die!!" When he remembered again that he had been deceived again, he finally couldn't swallow this breath, and threw out the children's watch that seemed to be a few dollars.

"If I go to buy something on a certain treasure, let Lei chop me to death!!" Yu Fei roared hysterically, but at this moment, a lightning bolt in the sky slashed directly at the watch he threw out, and a rolling thunder slashed the watch's white light. Then the wanton current opened a white channel, a strong current continued to surround the watch, Yu Fei only felt that he was dazzled, and then he looked carefully at everything that happened in front of him, he thought he was dreaming, but when he reacted, a strange cry ran towards the house.

"I'm rubbing! I'm going to manifest so soon!!" Yu Fei had just finished saying this, and the watch that was shining with a white light cluster, and the free arc around his body slashed towards Yu Fei, and before Yu Fei could react, he felt like his whole body was not shocked, so he stood in place and screamed. But at this moment, the black channel opened by the watch began to have a super suction, just like a magnet, Yufei was already struck by lightning, where was there still consciousness, so he could only jump up on the spot, and then was sucked in by the black channel. And when Yu Fei passed through the passage, the watch that was struck by lightning also disappeared into the passage with Yu Fei, the black passage disappeared, the sky gradually brightened, and everything seemed to have happened to nothing.