Thirty-two: Ugly is so pitiful
"I said Meng Xiang... You're going a little too far. ”
Sitting at the desk, the third elder pressed his nose, snorted, and blew out a lump of snot: "I'm also the third elder, can you give me some face?"
At a distance of three or four meters, Meng Xiang shrank in the corner of the wall, pinching his nose, enduring the stench of the three elders, his brows furrowed as if he was locked: "I warn you, if you dare to get close to me by half an inch, I will resign from my position as chief." ”
"Okay, okay, I'm not coming!"
When the three elders heard this, they pushed the bench and retreated to the other side of the room, where they hung in the corner like an old quail.
Meng Xiang tore two lumps of cotton off the quilt and stuffed them into his nose like onions, which made him feel better.
"But I didn't expect that Ling Yueyue was actually dead, I said, she was obviously such a verbose girl, why did she suddenly become so serious, it turned out to be an impostor. ”
Meng Xiang had already told the Third Elder about Ling Yueyue's death, but the Third Elder didn't seem to be a little excited instead of the elder being sad and angry when he knew about his disciple's death.
The reason, Meng Xiang can also guess.
The three elders each perform their duties, Ling Yueyue is the person of the Great Elder, she is dead, then there will be one less inner competitor of the exchange conference, and the three elders are of course happy.
"How much do you know about Ling Yueyue?" Meng Xiang hugged his chest, crossed Erlang's legs, did he sit down?
"Understood, of course I understand, this little girl has a good talent, but she is a little verbose, although she is the chief of the inner gate, my outer door elder and her basically can't touch, but I have still seen it three times. ”
The Third Elder laughed and said:
"One time was four years ago, when she was in the beginning, and her apprenticeship post said for two hours, once two years ago, when I went to visit the paralyzed Fourth Elder, and once it was yesterday. ”
As the third elder spoke, the smile on his face became even stronger, full of stool, and the black bulon face showed a row of snow-white teeth that could endorse the black toothpaste.
"Fourth Elder, there are still four elders in the Purple Xuanmen?" Meng Xiang asked curiously.
"There used to be and now it's gone. The three elders nodded: "At that time, the inner gate of the Zixuanmen held a meeting of love and respect for the elderly, asking the disciples to accompany the lonely and widowed old people, most of the disciples went down the mountain to find the old man, the four elders were more withdrawn, Ling Yueyue was smart, she directly accompanied the four elders, I didn't expect..."
"What didn't you expect?" Meng Xiang blinked, with a premonition that he would not fly.
"Poof..."The Third Elder almost couldn't hold back his laughter: "Ling Yueyue has been chatting with him for more than forty hours, what kind of chatter is this? The Fourth Elder was foaming at the mouth by his nagging, and he was incontinent. ”
"By the time we found out, the four elders were already paralyzed, and they were still living in a medical hall in Qingshan Town, but the Great Elder and the Fourth Elder had a grudge, and the Four Elders were withdrawn and unpopular, so there was a Great Elder covering, and Ling Yueyue did not have any punishment at that time. ”
Four... Forty hours... Nag an out-of-body elder to incontinence?
Meng Xiang glanced at his shadow, and Ling Yueyue slept in the shadow.
My mom, why do I feel like there's something big going on?
At that second, Meng Xiang, who had always been invincible in the world, finally realized the fear of being dominated by the tractor's mouth, and the humiliation of rescuing Ling Yueyue's self-sowing bitter fruit.
"Ahem... Get down to business. ”
Meng Xiangqing coughed: "Do you have any clues about the Iron Fox's assassination of Ling Yueyue?"
"Well, well..."
The three elders interlocked their fingers and thought for a moment like Commander Ikati: "I don't know, I don't know about the inner gate, after all, I don't want to go." ”
"yes, forget it. ”
Meng Xiang also just nodded: "Since there are no clues, it seems that we can only wait for the rabbit, next time if we are plotted again, we will arrest and torture it." ”
Compared with taking the initiative to find the murderer, the lazy Meng Xiang prefers to wait for the rabbit.
I'm not Conan, I can't hurt me anyway, why should I work so hard to find it? I can catch it, and if I can't catch it, I can only blame Ling Yueyue for being unlucky.
Meng Xiang also yawned a little sleepily.
"I don't care, I must catch the real murderer!"
"Ahhhhh
"Meng Meng ... Meng Xiang, what is this?"
At this moment, Ling Yueyue, who didn't know when she woke up, suddenly came out of the shadow and let out a loud shout, and Meng Xiang, who was yawning in fright, almost didn't bite off her tongue.
The third elder was even more, Ling Yueyue suddenly emerged from the shadow, and he was so frightened that he turned up to the sky, and fell on all fours on the spot.
Jingyue Yueyue, who suddenly came out, pouted angrily and said, "I have been practicing hard for four years, and I was ruined by one time, how can I be willing? Moreover, you also told me at that time that you would help me find the real murderer." ”
"Uh, I didn't say no, I'm talking about waiting for the rabbit, how to find no clues now? and..."
"Do you know what I spent in the two months I spent in the boneyard?"
"Hey, are you listening to me?"
"I am exhausted physically and mentally with those corrupt war spirits every day, I am only a weak woman, but I can only panic and have no peace, you know, how empty and lonely it is... Cold!"
"[Beep] started again. ”
Meng Xiang's mouth was pursed into a covenant, and he almost collapsed in his heart when he saw Ling Yueyue alone intoxicated and chanting like a singing.
"Meng... Meng Xiang... She... She... Isn't she Ling Yueyue? How did you become a war spirit? How could it be..."
The three elders got up from the ground, their frightened faces pointed at Ling Yueyue like frosted eggplants, trembling like chaff, and their words trembled as if they had Parkinson's.
War spirits are the specialty of the buried bones, they are strong, they are called the soul buster, the three elders are strong-tempered, in the final analysis, it is only the out-of-body period.
Now that a battle spirit has appeared in the Purple Xuanmen, how can the three elders not be afraid?
"It's a long story. Meng Xiang simply ignored Ling Yueyue, let her sing there alone, and approached the third elder: "Let's go, I'll take you to take a bath, after you wash, she is almost finished." ”
"Oh, what an injustice the heavens are! I can only look at the vast sky every day, hoping that someone will take me out of the place where I am buried..."
Glancing at Ling Yueyue, a drop of cold sweat dripped from Meng Xiang's forehead.
I am afraid that this virtue will not stop for two hours.
"Hmm, why are you so noisy? Brother Meng?"
At this moment, the unconscious Ah Chou woke up, and the first thing he did when he rubbed his eyes was to find Meng Xiang.
"Ahh
Before Ugly came back to his senses, he felt that his arm was grabbed by a pair of cold and piercing hands, and he raised his head...
I saw a translucent battle spirit face approaching, almost filling the entire line of sight.
"Little friend, do you know how painful it is to be a war spirit?"
"Battle... War... War Spirit?"
Ah Chou's face turned blue on the spot, and he looked at Ling Yueyue in the state of battle spirit in front of him, and his lips and teeth were white with fright.
"Uh..."
I saw that Ah Chou, who had just woken up from a coma, tilted his head, stretched his legs, and twitched twice, and then his eyes turned upwards and only the whites of his eyes remained, and he fainted on the spot.
Ah Chou woke up less than five seconds and was stunned by you, Ling Yueyue, do you have any humanity? He's so pitiful, I've only known him for four days, and he's fainted three or four times, my mom.
Looking at the ugly who plopped down and fell back to the bed, Meng Xiang swallowed his saliva, but he didn't see it, and he didn't think the three elders were, so he hurriedly pulled the three elders and ran away.
Run!!
If I don't run, I'll be the next Fourth Elder!
"Oh God, why are you so unjust, why do you want me to suffer such a fate as a weak woman, God..."
After Meng Xiang left, in the bedroom, Ling Yueyue nagged alone for four full hours.
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