Chapter 135: Fuck Your Sister's Tongue Twister

"It's here. ”

Tang Song stopped with a smile, he had already told him in every possible way on the road just now, never reveal his name, and don't agree to anyone's call, I believe that as long as he didn't die by himself this time, these two Taoist boys had no way to deal with it, so they could only choose to obediently hand over the ginseng fruit.

Mingyue pushed open the door in front of her, pointed inside, and said, "This is the ginseng fruit tree." ”

Tang Song pretended to be interested and stepped forward, but his attention was still on Qingfeng Mingyue and the two Taoist boys.

Mingyue gritted her teeth and quietly blocked Tang Song's side, trying to block Tang Song's gaze in the direction of Qingfeng, but have you forgotten your height?

Mingyue secretly winked at Qingfeng, then turned her head to Tang Song and said, "Elder, please see, this is the unique Innate Spirit Root Ginseng Fruit Tree in the Three Realms, and this kind of divine object can only be seen in the Wuzhuang Temple. ”

Tang Song smiled and nodded, but he sneered in his heart, are you finally going to start your performance? It seems that there is no difference from the previous two times, there is still one person in front to attract attention, and the other person is secretly attacking in the back.

But this time, Tang Song was a little curious, how did the two of them attack, could they already use the tongue twister neatly? But this may be the beginning of the real despair, because when you finally exercise your tongue more flexibly, you find that hand speed has become important again. (...... )

Qingfeng took a deep breath, quietly took out the purple gold red gourd in his arms, gently pulled out the plug and aimed at Sun Wukong in front of him, and whispered with a big tongue: "Lao Liu, Lao Liu, Lao Liu, Lao Liu." ”

Breeze: "......"

I'm also desperate for how you came up with your name in the first place.

"Old-Cow-De-Brain-Tumor-Old-Liu-De-Old-Niu!" really didn't have a dog's tongue licking water, Qingfeng had to grit his teeth and slowly jump out word by word.

Sun Wukong turned his head and glanced at the breeze chattering behind him inexplicably, is this thing sick? What is Niu Liu's brain tumor? What is that?!

The monkey didn't know that this was the new name given to him by Tang and Song, after all, when Tang and Song were bad, they only told Qingfeng Mingyue and two people, and the monkeys were all in the dark.

Seeing that Sun Wukong just glanced at him and didn't say yes, Qingfeng blinked, could it be that his pronunciation is not standard?

"Then do it again!"

Qingfeng secretly cheered for himself in his heart, clenched his little fists tightly, and moved a little closer to the monkey, as if he was connected to the underground party, and lowered his voice and said word by word: "Old-cow-de-brain-tumor-old-"

"Get out!"

The monkey turned around and glared at Qingfeng fiercely, what is wrong with this thing? What has been talking about in his mouth?!

Tang Song, who had been sticking his ears on the side, couldn't laugh out loud, and hurriedly coughed lightly and pointed to the ginseng fruit tree inside, hiding his laughter: "Hahaha, this ginseng fruit looks really ridiculous, it looks like a monkey, hahahaha!"

Mingyue: "......"

This is probably the worst time that ginseng fruit has been hacked since its birth.

Looking at the monkey's impatient expression, Qingfeng looked innocent, he hadn't finished reading it, why was he driven away?

But it seems that this name is really a bit difficult, so let's change to another target first, Qingfeng licked his lips, and then sadly cast his eyes on Sha Wujing, who was waiting quietly, and slowly leaned over.

Seeing that Qingfeng was chased away by Sun Wukong, he actually walked towards Sha Wujing, Tang Song finally didn't hold back, and laughed out loud, poor child, I wish you to live stronger in the future.

Looking at Tang Song's appearance of covering his mouth and smiling, Mingyue was speechless, and looked carefully at the ginseng fruit tree opposite, is this ginseng fruit so funny?

Qingfeng tiptoed behind Sha Wujing, and said with a solemn face: "Recruit-rent-total-find-Zhou-Zou-Zheng-Zeng-Zhu!"

Sha Wujing stared directly at the ginseng fruit in the courtyard, and didn't pay attention to the breeze behind him.

"Recruit-rent-total-find-zhou-zou-zheng-zeng-zhu!" Qingfeng slowed down the speed of his speech, and his voice also raised a little, almost gritting his teeth and bursting out word by word.

It's a pity that the front of the little face is still Sha Wujing's fat ass.

Qingfeng's face was like ashes, he put the gourd back into his arms, came to Mingyue like a walking corpse, and quietly pulled it aside and said with a desperate face: "Senior brother, it's better for you to come! Senior brother is really powerless." ”

Mingyue also looked helpless, as if he had a way.

Tang Song watched coldly, secretly called Sun Wukong to his side, and muttered a few words in his ear, Sun Wukong glanced at the breeze and bright moon on the other side, sneered and nodded.

Pluck out a hair, blow gently, turn into a long rope with the thickness of a little finger, wrap around the wrist, Sun Wukong gently pointed forward, the long rope is like a winding snake, quietly probing towards the breeze.

Qingfeng was already separated from Mingyue, and walked towards the other side in frustration, but he didn't know that a long rope had been along the hem of his clothes, quietly got into his arms, and turned around along the purple gold and red gourd in his arms.

The monkey handed the gourd into the hands of Tang Song, Tang Song Mo Mo in his hand of the purple gold and red gourd in his hand can't put it down, if this magic weapon falls into his hands, with his understanding of the monsters all the way to the west, it is simply a god to kill the god and the Buddha to kill the Buddha, how big the gourd is, how crazy he can be.

However, Tang and Song also knew that this was impossible, the purple gold red gourd was the magic weapon of Taishang Laojun, and in the end, it would definitely be taken back by Laojun no matter what, and it would never fall into the hands of others.

Tang Song quietly pulled out the gourd stopper, and then aimed the mouth of the gourd at Mingyue, who was turning his back to him, and called softly: "Mingyue!"

"Hmm, what's the matter with the elder?" Mingyue hurriedly turned around and asked, and then saw Tang Song pointing to the gourd in his hand with a smile, and spread his hands with a gloating expression.

"How is that possible!Bao Hu-" Mingyue was shocked, and before she could finish speaking, she felt a strong suction envelop him, instantly sucking him into the gourd.

"Breeze!"

Tang Song struck while the iron was hot, hurriedly aimed the mouth of the gourd at Qingfeng, and suddenly shouted, with the IQ shown by Qingfeng the first two times, Tang Song was not worried.

"What for?"

Sure enough, Qingfeng turned his head in surprise, and then saw the gourd in Tang Song's hand, his complexion changed suddenly, and he hurriedly touched it into his arms, but it was empty.

"Whoosh!"

The next moment, the breeze was gone.