Chapter 19: The Birth of an Actor
"Youkai!"
"Roll the calf!" Tang Song slammed his fist on Gao Sheng's head, and the stark rolled his eyes and fainted cleanly, and instantly felt that his ears were much clearer.
"Why did Gao Yuanwai kill me?" Tang Song frowned and thought about it carefully, the reasons were nothing more than two, one was that Gao Yuanwai had fallen for the Jade Rabbit Essence's soul hooking technique.
The second may be related to the idol of Zhu Gangguana, and it is very likely that the senior staff was bewitched by Zhu Gangguan, so he suddenly killed him.
One is wealth, the other is sex, and when a man is faced with these two temptations, it is obvious that he can do anything.
"Wukong, I don't have time to explain, you become this thing first, and after a while, a goblin will come out to seduce you, you see the opportunity to act first, and then wait for the opportunity to sneak attack. Dragged over Sun Wukong, who was still a little confused, Tang Song whispered in his ear.
"How do you know—"
"Didn't the poor monk tell you that I had cultivated his heart channel?" Tang Song interrupted impatiently.
"When did you tell my grandson?!" Sun Wukong looked puzzled.
"Oh, I'm sorry, it's a matter of the previous life...... Tang Song blinked, "But didn't I tell you now? After saying that, he hurriedly burrowed into the grass and hid.
"Giggles!"
After a while, a silver bell-like laughter came from far and near.
"Don't be so stupid, you know that you are a jade rabbit, and if you don't know, you think you are a hen!" Tang Song hid in the grass, his heart full of complaints.
"This brother, the slave family's foot has just been injured, can you come over and help the slave family?" Seeing the Monkey King who had become a high student in front of her, the second sister Mao's eyes fluttered, and she gently raised a slender white and tender thigh, slowly twisted the small and delicate jade feet, and asked in a coquettish voice.
"Goo-toot!"
Seeing the tempting scenery, Tang Song, who was hiding in the grass, couldn't help but swallow his saliva.
Damn, I knew that there was still this poor monk who came by himself, maybe he could take advantage of something, otherwise he would commit suicide again and start again?
"Brother, why don't you come over to help others?" Seeing that Gao Sheng on the other side was silent, Second Sister Mao thought that she had been confused by her beauty, and she was secretly proud in her heart.
It's a pity that Sun Wukong, who is a straight man, can't understand this routine at all, and poutsed: "Aren't you still able to walk! I'll help you when you can't move." ”
Second Sister Mao was speechless, the beauty has been planning for so many years, and today she finally encountered a hard stubble!
"Ahh
With a roll of her eyes, the second sister Mao suddenly screamed, as if she had not stood firmly, and fell to the ground lightly, and inadvertently the skirt was lifted high, exposing the pair of white and slender thighs completely outside, which was even more attractive under the moonlight.
A pair of jade hands gently stroked the delicate bare feet, gently rubbed from time to time, eyebrows frowned slightly, and a painful look on his face, seeing Tang Song hiding in the grass was boiling with blood, eager to turn into a werewolf and fly over.
"Hey, what's wrong with you?" Sun Wukong looked at Second Sister Mao with a curious expression, but obviously didn't mean to reach out to help.
Second Sister Mao blinked, and said in her heart that you are blind! You haven't figured out what happened after the old lady performed here for a long time!
Suppressing her anger, Second Sister Mao took a deep breath, the expression on her face became more and more death-like, and she almost groaned: "The slave's feet hurt so much, brother, come and help the slave's family." ”
"This is coming, this is coming. "A fine light flashed in the eyes of 'Gao Sheng', and the opportunity to do it has come!
Second Sister Mao was lying on the ground and looking at the man who was jumping around from time to time, and she always felt that something was wrong, would a big man be too lively.
In the blink of an eye, 'Gao Sheng' had already jumped in front of Second Sister Mao, leaned down slightly, grabbed Second Sister Mao's wrist, and only pulled it gently, and the weak and boneless delicate body was dragged into his arms.
"Ahh
Second Sister Mao let out a coquettish cry of ecstasy, with a delicate face and half leaning in Gao Sheng's arms, a pair of jade hands gently pressed against his chest, full of shyness that wanted to refuse and welcome.
"Brother, the slave family suddenly felt so hot. ”
Second Sister Mao gently gasped in Gao Sheng's ear, a small hand slowly swept across the placket of her chest, inadvertently spring, revealing a large area of snow-white skin, and the deeper and deeper scenery just wanted people to plunge into it and never come out again.
"Then my grandson will let you cool down!" Sun Wukong's eyes flashed with cold light, and the palm of the woman's hand was already slightly forced.
"Stop!"
Suddenly, a figure suddenly burst out of the grass, startling the second sister, and hurriedly retracted the hand that had quietly caressed Gao Sheng's neck.
"Let go of that girl!"
Tang Song slowly walked in front of the two of them, and shouted with a righteous face.
Looking at Tang and Song suddenly coming out, Sun Wukong, who pretended to be a high student, looked confused, how could this be different from the plan? He was obviously planning to make a sneak attack just now, but he was interrupted by Tang Song.
Seeing Tang Song suddenly appearing, the second sister Mao seemed to be about to stage the heroic scene of saving the beauty, and a strange color flashed in her beautiful eyes, her eyes rolled, and she hurriedly twisted her body slightly, and took the initiative to send a slender jade neck into Gao Sheng's palm, and then suddenly let out a coquettish cry: "Help! Elder save the slave family!"
Tang Song: "......"
Eldest sister, how lonely is the Guanghan Palace! How lonely are you! As a demon king with great powers, he is idle here to accompany two mortals.
This time, I don't even use the soul hooking technique.,Obviously preparing to conquer them with more exquisite acting skills.,This is the kind of person who can eat with supernatural powers.,But I just want to use my acting skills to prove myself.,Sure enough, it's a monster with ideas.。
Sun Wukong was also confused at this time, after fighting monsters for so many years, it was the first time he encountered the type that was sent to the door in a hurry, which made the monkeys who were used to fighting tough battles very uncomfortable for a while.
"Elder, come and save the slave family!" Second Sister Mao was still shouting hard over there.
"What's going on?" Tang Song casually dealt with it while giving Sun Wukong a look, signaling to cooperate more.
Although there are no lines, the monkey's acting skills are too bad, standing there like a wooden stake, there is no inner drama at all, and he can't get into the characters for a long time, but fortunately, now the monster's attention is all on him, otherwise he would have been in trouble a long time ago.
"The slave family originally wanted to find someone to ask for directions, but I didn't expect this person to see that the little woman was quite attractive, and he actually wanted to do that bad thing, thanks to the elder who appeared in time, otherwise-" Second Sister Mao had a smile on her face, and the delicate appearance of pear blossoms with rain made Tang Song can't help but be moved, otherwise switch the role of the monkey, and then try a fake show?
But fortunately, Tang and Song were more or less ashamed, and instantly denied this idea.
"I didn't expect Lang Lang Qiankun, in broad daylight-" Tang Song looked up at the dark night sky, realized that the lines were wrong, and hurriedly coughed lightly, "Today's night is dark and windy, although it is the best time to do such a serious thing, but since you have been caught up by the poor monk, there is no reason for you to eat alone! Don't let go of that girl, let me come!"
Second Sister Mao: "......"
Why does it always feel a little wrong, big brother, is there a problem with your wording!
"Elder, come and save me!" Second Sister Mao's acting skills became more and more exquisite, obviously she had entered her own character, completely forgetting her original identity.
"Okay, the poor monk will come to save you. He said happily but didn't move at all, staring at the rather messy chest of Second Sister Mao with a dull face.
As if feeling Tang Song's scorching gaze, Second Sister Mao looked shy, gently pulled up the placket on her chest, completely covered the bare snow white on her chest, and looked at Tang Song pitifully with her hands on her chest.
"Huh, what's that?"
The beautiful scenery is gone, the boat of friendship is overturned, and the kung fu benefits disappear without a trace in the blink of an eye.
Tang Song blinked, with a look of displeasure, didn't you say it was hot just now? Why are you still covering it now?
"Ahem, didn't the fairy just say that it was hot? Anyway, there is no one on this big night, don't be wronged. Tang Song licked his lips and persuaded with a look of 'kindness'.
"Giggles, the elder's good and bad thoughts. ”
Second Sister Mao let out a chuckle, looked at Tang Song with silky eyes, gently stroked the skirt below, and a pair of jade legs loomed, "As long as the elder rescues the little girl, it is not the elder who decides what will happen after that." ”
"Goo-toot!"
Looking at the coquettish appearance of the second sister Mao, Tang Song swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty, this wave was not in vain.