Chapter 7: Mr. Zombie
As soon as Su Xingxuan's voice fell, he saw that above the door of all wonders, dragons and phoenixes danced, unicorns were running, countless gods and demons appeared, and a vast and boundless power was pressed down, Su Xingxuan, a college student in the 21st century, had seen such a scene, and couldn't help but be dazzled, only to see that among the countless legal images, a string of characters that looked like oracle bones but were more mysterious and obscure than oracle bones slowly manifested, as if they were made of red gold, exuding thousands of golden lights.
Although I don't recognize these characters, the meaning of them goes straight to the soul and doesn't need to be understood.
"You can enter the world, the film and television drama "Mr. Zombie", a synopsis of the world, the rich and noble family Master Ren was instructed by Mr. Feng Shui at the time of his father's funeral to be buried in a coffin twenty years later, so he asked the local Maoshan Master Ninth Uncle to help with this matter. On the day of the coffin, it was found that the cemetery of the old lady Ren was a green fly point**, and her body had no signs of decay for 20 years. The ninth uncle was suspicious, so he transported the coffin to the Yizhuang where he went. Later, the corpse of the old lady Ren turned into a zombie, and the old man Ren was killed, and the ninth uncle thought that Tingting was in danger, and took her into her house. Nine uncles and two apprentices, Wencai, Qiusheng admired Tingting, and because of this, he had a dispute with Ting's cousin. One night, Wen Cai was injured by a zombie in order to protect Ting, and was poisoned by the corpse, so that he slowly became a zombie, fortunately, the corpse poison can be solved by glutinous rice, but the glutinous rice used by Wen Cai to remove the corpse poison contains other miscellaneous rice, so it is ineffective. On the other hand, Qiusheng was also fascinated by the female ghost Xiaoyu, and was fortunately rescued by Uncle Jiu, who also found out that there was miscellaneous rice in the glutinous rice, so he selected the glutinous rice and boiled it into glutinous rice porridge, saving Wencai. Because the zombies killed people one after another, causing a surge of crowd feelings, so the head catcher, Uncle Jiu, Wencai, Qiusheng and Tingting worked together to destroy the zombies. ”
Under the dense oracle bone inscription, there was a row of characters in separate columns, Su Xingxuan looked at it fixedly, and saw that it was written:
The luck required for return, one thousand, the host's existing luck, zero.
Looking at the zero word, Su Xingxuan couldn't help but drop three black lines on his forehead, zero is zero, there is no need to mark it, what a blow to self-esteem, but seeing that the world he wants to enter is "Mr. Zombie", Su Xingxuan is a lot relieved, "Mr. Zombie" is one of the most classic zombie movies in the last century, and it is worth saying that this movie can be said to have created a precedent for zombie movies, and it is precisely because of this movie that zombie movies have become an indelible genre in Hong Kong films and even in the Chinese film industry.
What makes Su Xingxuan even more relieved is that although this movie is wonderful, one good thing is that this movie is a precedent for zombie movies, and there are not many monsters and monsters that really threaten the big ones, as long as you are careful and hold on to Uncle Jiu's thighs, you should be able to get some luck smoothly.
Thinking of this, Su Xingxuan nodded towards the Gate of All Wonders, "Confirm to enter." ”
As soon as the words fell, before Su Xingxuan could react, he saw that the door of all wonders suddenly emitted a thousand rays of light, the door opened, and a passage like a black hole instantly appeared in the gate, only to hear a bang, Su Xingxuan felt as if his head had been knocked hard, and then he felt a huge suction force coming, as if the whole person's soul was pulled out alive.
This kind of pain rooted in the soul instantly made Su Xingxuan scream, and his whole person's expression was distorted, only to see a little spiritual light flying out of his mind, submerged in the passage, that feeling, it felt like reincarnation, I saw that in the passage, countless brilliance flickered, the big one was like the vast universe, there was no boundary, and the small one was like an infinite star, slowly rotating.
I saw that the passage seemed to pass through boundless time and space, crossed the galaxy, and came to a small size, and the light was also weak in front of the pitiful brilliance, like a harrier turning over, swimming fish into the water, falling in the brilliance, only to hear a loud bang, Su Xingxuan fell to the ground, only to feel a whirlwind of the sky, plop on the ground, and he grinned, then he woke up and found that he was in a small forest, the noon sun sprinkled on the ground, forming a mottled shadow, and it was clear that he had reached the world of "Mr. Zombie".
Rubbing his aching buttocks, Su Xingxuan raised his middle finger towards the sky, "Okay, you are a wonderful door, and you don't remind me, opening a channel is so unqualified, bad reviews, no negotiation." ”
As soon as the words fell, the voice of the Gate of Wonders suddenly sounded in his mind, "The host didn't ask about opening the passage, so you can't blame me." ”
The sudden voice suddenly startled Su Xingxuan, and it took a while before he said tentatively, "Are you still there at the Gate of All Wonders?"
"Of course, as long as the host is where you are, I will be there, this is also to facilitate and better help the host you, and remind the host that if you want to find me, you only need to meditate in your heart, no need to say it, and there is already a child of luck near the host, please pay attention to the host. ”
"Senior brother, look at that person talking into the air, isn't he a fool? Just when the words of Zhongmiaozhimen fell, Su Xingxuan heard a somewhat stunned voice, and his mind was suddenly full of black lines, and he quickly turned his head, only to see that not far from him, there were two people standing, one was black and strong, and the other was white and fat, and they were the two apprentices of the ninth uncle in Mr. Zombie, and Qiusheng Wencai was two.
"Senior brother, don't say that, when people hear about it and want to trouble us, it's good to tell me quietly when you go back. The black and strong Qiusheng said to Wencai on the side in a 'whisper'.
Hearing this, Su Xingxuan couldn't help but have black lines on his face, although he was a little stupid when he spoke to Zhongmiaozhimen just now, and it was okay to be ridiculed, but if you Qiusheng wanted to speak quietly, forget it, can you lower your voice a little, at least it will be smarter.
After complaining in his heart, Su Xingxuan walked forward towards the two of them with a smile, and as soon as he took a step, he saw Wen Cai take a step back, the disgust in his eyes couldn't be hidden, and Su Xingxuan looked at it with a black line.
Patience, patience, must be patient, they are plot-related characters, patience, luck is important, luck is important, Su Xingxuan endured the desire to complain in his heart, and stepped forward with a smile and clasped his fists with both hands, "The two brothers are polite, dare to ask if this is Renjiazhen." ”
Seeing that Su Xingxuan's behavior was quite normal, Qiusheng and Wencai glanced at each other, a trace of cunning flashed in their eyes, and then they saw Qiusheng looking at Su Xingxuan and said with a smile, "This is not Renjiazhen, this is Zhangjiawa, brother, you are wrong, Renjiazhen has to go fifty miles to the west." ”