Chapter 637: Pretending to be the Real One
"Then I'll insert a meow ......" Cat-eared little Lori No. 2 raised the umbrella sword, and began to aim at the body of Hades, and suddenly stabbed out with a "hey".
"Ahh
"No...... It's not here, sneeze!" he screamed as he had an allergy, looking very funny.
Little Lori hurriedly apologized: "Oops, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I just scared my hand and meowed." β
"It's okay," Hades said, enduring the pain, "You'll be on time next time." β
Du Ziyuan watched from the sidelines and did not stop it. Because he clearly saw that when the sword was pierced just now, the corners of the cat-eared little Lori No. 2's mouth turned up for 0.2 seconds.
[This little guy is playing Hades!]
I didn't expect her appearance to be so pure and cute, a cute thing, but she was actually a black-bellied.
Hades is afraid that he will steal chickens and rice this time.
"Hey!" Sure enough, the second time she was still stabbed.
"Ahh Du Ziyuan felt that he was too embarrassed, wasn't he just stabbed, as for screaming, it was the same as being forcibly rubbed?
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my hands are shaking again. β
"It's okay," Hades' face was sweating like soybeans, "Ahh
"Oh, I forgot to tell you, my sword is coated with poison, and although it is not fatal, it will amplify the pain meow tenfold. Little Lori inadvertently said something very scary.
Could the person who will smear poison on the blade of the sword be an innocent little Lori? Unfortunately, Hades just can't see it, and his creed is: all cats in the world are cute.
"Go ahead. He gritted his teeth, thinking that it was better to be stabbed here than to be beaten back to the underworld, at least he didn't have to worry about being seen and losing face.
However, Xiao Lori suddenly put away the umbrella: "That, I think it's better not to meow, if you are uncomfortable, I'll find you a doctor, okay? It's too dangerous to pierce around on the body, and it's not good if you pierce it elsewhere." β
If this was said before she made a mistake twice, it would have been a bit convincing, but now, Du Ziyuan only saw the S attribute of this little guy.
She had no intention of helping Hades from the beginning, even though she didn't know Hades' true purpose.
"Don't, don't go!" cried Hades in panic, "I'm so pitiful, suckβcan't you grant my last wish?"
Little Lori snapped her fingers and said, "Look, I'm just lost, passing by here occasionally, I don't know why you can't move, and I don't know what will happen if you stab it with a sword, what if you get into trouble?"
"I really didn't lie to you, I was caught by a big bad guy, he wants to torture me, make my life worse than death, so please help me get free! You can tell from my temperament that I am a cat lover, I can be killed by a kitten, I die without regrets, suck-" He said and sniffed, and then sneezed again.
Fortunately, little Lori hid quickly: "Oops, it's dirty! It's dirty! I have to leave quickly." β
"Wait, wait, wait, if you help, I'll give you a treasure!" Hades had to sacrifice a killer weapon.
Sure enough, little Lori stopped, and the cat's ears trembled: "What treasure?"
"What do you want? Exercises, Immortal Methods, Immortal Weapons, I can give it to you! I can also take you as an apprentice! You know, people in the entire Immortal Realm who want to worship me as a teacher can go to the Divine Realm. "Hades also fought hard for the sake of face.
"Is there a sister paper?" little Lori gestured with her hands, "I mean the good-looking ones with big boobs." β
"Uh......" Although she wondered why she wanted sister paper, Hades still said, "Yes! I have 108 sister papers (female ghosts) here, you can pick whatever you want!"
Little Lori shook her head and grinned: "I want them all!"
"That's fine. Hades gritted his teeth and agreed. Anyway, you can't eat it, and it's useless to keep it.
"Then you make a heavenly oath. β
"Good ......" Hades immediately made an oath with the force of the law. As long as little Lori stabbed him in the death hole, he gave her 108 big-breasted beauties.
Little Lori is satisfied, she has had the idea of getting some benefits from Hades from the beginning, and now the goal has finally been achieved.
"Then I'm going to plug it!"
"Don't be crooked this time!" Hades looked at the umbrella sword in her hand with some fear.
"Hey!"
"Bell!"
"Ahh
Little Lori stabbed out with a sword, pointing directly at the death hole of Hades, but halfway through, another sword suddenly appeared, blocking her in front of her umbrella sword and bouncing her out.
"I'm sorry, but this guy can't just be stabbed. Du Ziyuan withdrew the Wind King enchantment and appeared in front of the two.
"Holy!" Hades was so frightened that he almost fell out of his chair, "When did you come?"
"Just now," Du Ziyuan put away his sword and smiled, "from the first time you were stabbed." β
"Grass, then you're going to watch her stab me twice?" said Hades, resentful.
Du Ziyuan spread his hands: "You asked for it yourself, why should I stop it?"
"Then why are you blocking her now?"
"Because she really wants to help you with this sword. Du Ziyuan gave him a "Are you stupid" look, which made Hades so depressed that he wanted to vomit blood.
After the cat-eared little Lori No. 2 was repelled by Du Ziyuan, she immediately put away her offensive and pretended to be very cute: "Brother, who are you?" My name is Tang Xiaotang, I came to find my sister, but I got lost. β
Du Ziyuan smiled: "Pretending to be the same as the real thing, but you didn't add 'meow' at the end of a few sentences just now, and it's too late to add it now." β
He originally thought that this guy really had a mouth fetish, but it turned out that he was actually forcibly pretended, and he was exposed as soon as he was proud just now.
"Tsk," Tang Xiaotang pouted a little unpleasantly, "You are so annoying, I am so cute, why do you want to expose it?"
Du Ziyuan ignored her and asked, "You just said that you came to find your sister, who is your sister?" In fact, he had already guessed a little.
Sure enough, Tang Xiaotang said: "My sister is a madman, and she asked me to come here to wait for her." β
"I think you may be mistaken," Du Ziyuan pointed outside, "She lives at No. 28 Shuoyue Garden, and this is No. 28 Mochiyue Garden." β
"Alas, is it?" Tang Xiaotang was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly looked at Du Ziyuan vigilantly, "Why do you know where my sister lives?
Although Du Ziyuan wanted to ask "what good intentions can he have for his grandmother", he hesitated for a while and still didn't say anything.
He thought it would be better to let the two sisters meet and talk about it.