Chapter 33: The Joke

The flowers are beautiful in spring, and the pine is too green in the rain.

A spring rain moistens all things, even the Buddhist temples located on the Lingshan are also dyed with a layer of hazy ethereal breath by the diffuse drizzle, Lingshan does not go down five or six miles, but sees a living water rolling waves flying, about eight or nine miles wide, four no traces.

There is a horizontal log on the side of the bridge to run through the river, there are three words on the book, the name is 'Lingyundu', I don't know how long it has been placed on the river, the wood is withered, and there is a layer of pale green moss on the surface, which is slippery and difficult to walk.

The light of the Buddha surged, and the golden lotus bloomed.

Lying on a single tree, he woke up in a trance, yawned, and sat up staggeringly, not caring about the turbulent river under his feet.

The guide yawned, and the guide reached out to pick up a handful of clear river water from the rapids below the single tree, looked at the reflection of the palm of his hand, showed a sad face, and said: "The poor monk is deducing the 'dream preaching', why is the junior brother disturbed?"

The Buddha's light in front of him flashed suddenly, and the golden lotus on Zhun Ti's feet appeared, and he said in a deep voice: "Just now, another golden hoop lost contact. ”

Hearing this, he was stunned for a moment, looked at Zhun Ti's cautious expression, and couldn't help but smile bitterly: "The golden hoop was originally the ontology of the Golden Hoop Immortal of the Interception Sect, and now the Interception Sect intends to use Zhou Bai's hand to intervene in this calamity, and it is already expected that these golden hoops were taken back by him, so why should the junior brother be so surprised." ”

Thinking back to the 'Qingping Sword' that fell into the sky that day, a look of jealousy flashed in Zhun Ti's eyes, and he said in a deep voice: "That one did indeed make a move in our expectations, but our calculations seem to have a hint of variables. ”

"Variables?" Then he frowned slightly, his figure flickered, and he appeared in front of Zhun Ti, a wisp of gold thread on his fingertips surrounded his fingers with his thumb, and his soul sneaked into the long river of heaven, but found that the heavenly machine was chaotic, as if it had been disturbed, and he could only count the golden hoop in the realm of a saint to fall into Zhou Bai's hands, and he didn't know what happened in it.

Zhun Ti said in a deep voice: "The calamity is coming, and the sky is not obvious." I have already deduced it, and the result is the same as what my senior brother has seen. ”

"Don't worry, this change will not hinder the general trend, the game is still there, and the result will not change in any way. The palm of the hand was clenched, and the gold thread between the fingers was broken into powder and sprinkled in the long river under his feet.

The river was surging, and a huge old turtle quietly poked its head out of the river, rolling its eyes, and quietly stole the scattered gold dust.

Zhun Ti's eyes moved slightly, and he looked at the river.

Seeing that the Zhun Ti Sage saw it, the old turtle couldn't help but be startled, and suddenly retracted his head, and his entire body shrank into a huge shell, flowing down the turbulent river, and disappeared from the end of sight in a moment.

The finger was raised, and a killing intent flashed in Zhun Ti's eyes, but he was stopped by reaching out to stop him.

"Being able to pass through this place at this time is also its fate. Then he showed compassion on his face, folded his hands and said: "The westward calamity has not been enough, so let's include it in it." ”

Zhun Ti bowed his head slightly, indicating his agreement.

Although this big turtle has been practicing for nearly 10,000 years, it is only an ant and a fly ash in the eyes of Zhun Ti and Jieyin.

The anger of the saint will never recover, and the compassion of the saint will increase the good karma.

That's how cruel things are in the world. This is true in any world, at any time.

"It's just ....." The fear in Zhun Ti's eyes was still there, and after hesitating, Zhun Ti said: "The poor monk was worried about intercepting the golden hoop and didn't make a move, if that's the case, our calculations will be in vain." ”

The guide's eyes narrowed slightly, and after a moment of silence, he asked, "That day, when the Qingping Sword broke through the prohibition of Su Bodhi, did the Heavenly Dao make a move?"

Zhun Ti shook his head and said, "No." After speaking, Zhun Ti hesitated: "Although the breath of Tongtian is fleeting, I still feel an extremely terrifying aura. ”

Then he looked at Zhun Ti suspiciously, frowned, and said, "After being banned for many years, his realm has increased instead of decreasing?"

A look of fear flashed in his eyes, and Zhun Ti sighed: "If it's just an increase in strength, then it's nothing, last time you could be surrounded and suppressed by all the saints, and this time you can naturally do it." Recalling that touch of obsession and coldness, Zhun Ti said: "He learned to think, and learned to do whatever it takes." ”

Then he said, "In this way, our previous calculations still have to continue. He looked up at the sky, the sky of Xiniu Hezhou was blue, but in the world of Western Heaven Elysium, this sky had already been dyed pale gold.

The light of the Buddha covers the sky and the sun, and the Buddha Dharma is constantly transforming the power of faith gathered by the Buddha into the essence of the aura to feed the heavens and the earth.

The calamity is coming, if nothing else, Tongtian will also take advantage of the situation, and the balance between Buddhism and Taoism will be broken again, from the current two saints to two saints to two saints to two saints to three saints.

The general trend cannot be changed, as the general trend of the 'protagonist' Buddhism is naturally unwilling to change, since they can not change, then try to delay the time of the day.

Just induce Tongtian to disobey the Heavenly Dao, and you can let him accept the punishment of the Heavenly Dao, and drag him in front of the Zixiao Hall for a hundred years.

With the gaze of the guide, Zhun Ti also looked at the boundless void, smiled bitterly, shook his head, and said: "Tongtian has angered the Heavenly Dao several times, but he has never been severely punished, the Heavenly Dao is the fair, and the teacher is not ......"

Before the words fell, he was stopped by the lead, and Zhun Ti also felt speechless, and hurriedly shut up, bowing his head and silently reciting the Buddhist Heart Sutra.

The guide looked sad and sighed: "What can't be changed, no matter how hard we try, we can't change it, if we can change it, then do our best to change it." "Whether Hongjun is partial to Tongtian or not, they don't have any way.

Complaining to the way of heaven? Hongjun is the way of heaven.

Complain to Hongjun? How could Hongjun ignore it.

"The golden hoop was taken away by Zhou Bai, and the six-eared macaque is no longer usable, how should this be good?" Seeing that Tiandao did not send down thunder punishment because of his presumptuous discussion, Zhun Ti hurriedly changed the topic and discussed with the lead: "Otherwise, I will let Su Bo come forward and forcibly seize the golden hoop, and also arrest Zhou Bai and Liu'er?"

Then he frowned and said, "No." ”

"This Zhou Bai's identity is extremely special, including the Great Dao variables, presumably Taiqing and Yuan Shi Tianzun have already set their sights on him, once we force it, we will give them an excuse to stir up the situation. Halfway through speaking, he paused and sighed: "It's okay for Yuan Shi Tianzun, if we fall into Senior Brother Taiqing's calculations, then we will fall into passivity." ”

Taiqing's figure appeared in his mind, and a pair of indifferent eyes deeply reflected in Zhun Ti's eyes, as if facing the Heavenly Dao, Zhun Ti's soul trembled, and his originally peaceful state of mind was filled with a sense of awe, "Senior brother, who is higher in his realm than yours." Zhun Ti asked softly.

The guide shook his head and sighed, "If it's in my sleep, I'm half a point taller than him." If it's realistic...... As early as 8,000 years ago, he had already reached the realm before the teacher's conformity. ”

Eight thousand years ago! Zhun Ti looked at the guide in shock, recalling that after Tongtian was taken away, Taiqing's eyes, Zhun Ti wondered: "Is it after the gods?"

Then he nodded and said: "When the Sanqing broke up that day, Tongtian and the other two cut their robes and broke their righteousness, the realm of Brother Taiqing Daoist had already transformed. ”

'Too ruthless, the avenue is ruthless. Zhun Ti murmured, his face bitter.

As soon as the words fell, an ethereal voice came from outside the clouds, directly passing through the layers of the Buddha world, and sounded in the ears of the two of them, "If the two Taoist friends are interested, they can come to Dachitian to taste tea and discuss the Tao." ”

When Zhun Ti heard this, he hurriedly closed his mouth, and the bitterness on his face became even stronger, the wrinkles on his forehead were squeezed together like a broken wall of ravines, his gray eyebrows flew in the wind, and he put his hands together and said with a wry smile: "When this matter is over, the poor monk will go to Tushi Palace with his junior brother to make amends." ”

Whether it is the Heavenly Dao or the Heavenly Dao, they are too sensitive, and the perception between the saints is quite keen, if it is not intended to talk about it, it is fine, if it can be discussed, the other party will feel the convenience, and even listen to the conversation.

The voice dissipated, and Zhun Ti and Jieyin couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and the two looked at each other and smiled bitterly.

'What if..... If there is no teacher, Brother Taiqing Dao must already fit the Heavenly Dao, right?"

.....

Since Zhou Bai and Liu'er left this nameless barren mountain, they have traveled to the southeast, seemingly aimless, but as if they are looking for someone.

"Teacher, where are we going?" A thin man sprang out of the ancient tree in front of Zhou Bai, looking left and right while pulling the wild fruit in his hand.

Zhou Bai found a tree root and sat down, shook his head and said, "I don't know the specific location, the name is probably Fuling Mountain Yunzhan Cave." As soon as the words fell, Zhou Bai heard the sound of laughter coming from the trees.

Looking up, I saw that Liu'er was lying on the treetops laughing, and even the wild fruits in his arms were scattered all over the ground, stained with mud.

Zhou Bai was puzzled: "What are you laughing at?"

Liu'er jumped down and stood in front of Zhou Bai, his figure of less than seven feet was a lot taller than Sun Wukong, but he was still half a head behind standing in front of Zhou Bai.

Liu'er rubbed his sore stomach with a smile, and grinned, "Teacher, do you know who I am?"

"What kind of person?Liu'er...."Zhou Bai suddenly woke up in the middle of speaking, and said with a dumb smile: "I forgot, listening to the voice and distinguishing the position is one of your supernatural powers." "The two of them have been groping on the road for more than half a month, there are countless 'Gao Laozhuang' in the world, and there are still more than 300 years before the beginning of the westward journey, and it is still unknown whether the Gao Laozhuang encountered by Zhu Bajie has been established.

If he hadn't specifically read the origin of Zhu Bajie, Zhou Bai might not even be able to say the three words Fuling Mountain.

Liu'er was stunned for a moment, the corners of his mouth hooked up an inexplicable smile, and he said with a smile: "Is the teacher going to Fuling Mountain to find someone?"

Zhou Bai nodded and said, "That's right." ”

Liu'er coughed lightly, flicked his ear, and said with a smile: "That person's name is three words?"

Whether it was Zhu Bajie or Zhu Gangguana, it was three words, Zhou Bai's eyes lit up, and he said, "Where is he?"

Six Ears grinned, "Well, I've found her." After speaking, Liu'er glanced at Zhou Bai strangely, and the inexplicable look in his eyes made Zhou Bai feel the urge to beat people.

"Teacher, how many teachers do I have?"

"Ahem~ only one. Zhou Bai looked at Liu'er in surprise, glanced left and right, and said with an unusually serious expression: "In addition, this issue must not be mentioned in front of your master, you ..... It's going to die. ”

"What's the matter with the clay pot hosta or something in the thatched hut?" Liu'er pouted and said: "Teacher, the 'couple's law is indispensable, and it is not a big deal to marry them all with your golden immortal cultivation, so why hide when you see a lover like this?"

Before the words fell, a blow of the hand knife landed on the top of Liu'er's head.

'Hiss~' Liuer squatted on the ground, rubbed the top of his head with bared teeth, and said aggrievedly: "Teacher, why did you beat me." ”

Zhou Bai smiled, but there was a cold glow in his eyes, and he smiled cruelly: "What lover? Liu'er, you explain it to me clearly." ”

Liu'er whispered: "Go to Fuling Mountain to find someone, right?"

Zhou Bai nodded, and his palm slowly raised.

Liu'er took a step back and whispered, "The name of the person you are looking for is three words?"

Zhou Bai's eyes narrowed, and he sneered: "Do you ask me the next question, is that person the second sister egg?!"

Liu'er was stunned for a moment, nodded and said, "Isn't it her?"

'Smack~' Even though Liu'er set up a retreat and planned to escape after finishing speaking, he was still cut off on the head by Zhou Bai.

'Hiss~~' Liu'er looked bitter and said aggrievedly: "Otherwise, you should return the golden hoop to me, you are more unreasonable than the hoop spell." ”

Zhou Bai couldn't help but raise his forehead and smile bitterly, since he grafted the cause and effect of Buddhism to the sect, Liu'er seemed to have liberated his nature, and he had changed from a gloomy and dull ascetic monk to a real spirit monkey.

For countless years, Zhun Ti has been a mountain that weighs on his heart, and it could collapse at any moment, drowning him.

A saint is invincible, and only a saint can overcome a saint. However, the only one who can defeat the Tongtian Sect Master is the four saints who have joined forces! People who are born in the world are entangled in fetters, and those who can cut off all the fetters are no longer 'people', even saints have the ties of the Taoist sect, not to mention that he is a little Xuan Immortal who has not yet reached the realm of the Golden Immortal.

Carefree is only because of trust, which is the main reason why Liu'er regains his heart.

Putting aside the pros and cons of this trust, at least for this moment, he can live more like himself.

"Since he hasn't come yet, forget it. After thinking for a moment, Zhou Bai frowned and said, "Liu'er, find out if the water monster in the quicksand river has come." ”

Seeing Zhou Bai's serious expression, Liu'er naturally understood that now was not the time to joke, so he tilted his ears and replied, "Is the teacher talking about the general who was punished by Heavenly Court?"

A killing intent flashed in Zhou Bai's eyes, and he smiled: "Yes, it's him." ”

Liu'er frowned and said, "He is a person sent by Heavenly Court to travel west, if we make a move against him, I'm afraid Heavenly Court will be dissatisfied with us, right?"

Zhou Bai said with a smile: "This person is greedy for flesh and blood, and after falling into the world, he has turned into a demon, we are cleaning the portal for the heavenly court, how can the Jade Emperor be dissatisfied with me?"

Noticing the change in Zhou Bai's tone, Liu'er couldn't help but think of the secret conversation between Zhou Bai and the Jade Emperor more than a month ago, although the content was blocked by a mysterious power, he could vaguely guess that there must have been some kind of agreement between the two.

A green cloud appeared at his feet, and Liu'er looked back and smiled: "This time, I will lead the way, and the teacher will come with me." ”