Chapter 17: Come, the poor monk will tell you a story

Taking people's money to eliminate disasters for others?

Someone in the Fang family wants to meet Tang Seng?

Or do people not want to pay attention to themselves?

I've got some news.

Not as you think, these reasons?

Neither, neither, neither.

What is that?

That's perverted!

Tang Seng finally knew why some tabloids reported that the Fang family was perverted.

Because they are inherently perverted.

This janitor is a pervert, he may have been damaged by the old and strong Fang Xuanling, or he may have been a woman who poked a chrysanthemum, or he was a man who burned the rattan armor soldiers, anyway, he was damaged.

I saw that this perverted little brother was followed by dozens of Fang family members, some old, some young, and some in his arms.

"It's ......"

"Little monk, there is a lot of money, these are all the gatekeepers of our Fang family, give them all!" The little brother threw away the silver that Tang Seng had bribed him with, and said very "domineeringly".

"You ......"

Tang Seng pointed at this group of people, which was simply unreasonable.

"What, no money, don't even think about entering the door if you don't have money!" the little brother mocked.

The green tendons on Tang Seng's forehead burst out, especially if it was in the western sky, I would have to ...... Forget it, no, it can't be counted.....

The teacher can bear it, the uncle can bear it, but the kidney can't bear it.......

grabbed the little brother's collar and pulled the little brother in front of him, Tang Seng said viciously: "Little brother, it's good ........"

This little brother was stunned, this monk is a madman, he almost scared me to death.

"Let Me Go ......"

"Don't let go of ......"

"Will you let it go?"

"If you don't let it go, you won't let it go unless you let me in......."

"Okay, let me go first......."

"When I'm stupid, let you go and run away......"

"Really?"

"Don't let it go!"

........

"Wrong, wrong, the poor monk is wrong, you don't slap people in the face......."

Before Tang Seng finished hard steel, he was beaten up by a group of "goalkeepers" of the Fang family.

Kicking, scratching, knocking baldheads, spitting.......

"Donors, the poor monk is wrong!" Tang Seng nodded tremblingly and apologized to the "goalkeepers" big brothers, big sisters, uncles and aunts.

"Dare to be presumptuous at the door of the house, and don't look at who our master is!" the little brother said with a thumbs up, and there were five people in six.

"What do you see, why don't you get out of here? Do you want to explode in chrysanthemums, or do you think you have too much hair?" the little brother sneered.

Listening to the little brother's threat, Tang Seng lifted his buttocks, the chrysanthemum tightened, and when he touched his head, he was bald, and quickly blocked his hand in front of his crotch, looking very embarrassed.

Helpless, this family's business is not easy to do, the pervert only said, it is really not a rumor.

I thought about the goodness of people and the primordial nature, but I didn't expect to be humiliated like this.

Can you swallow this breath?

Naturally, it can't.

So, the next day, Tang Seng took advantage of Fang Xuanling and Fang Yizhi to go to work, and Fang Yiai went to the live broadcast and came to the door of the Fang family again.

"Alas...... I said, why don't you give up, a monk?

Tang Seng's face twitched, he took a deep breath, and bowed together: "Amitabha, donor, have you heard the story of 'the old monk and the little donor'?"

Tang Seng asked like this, and rolled his eyes when the little brother asked.

"No, I haven't heard of it, what if I haven't heard of it? Have you heard of it?" the little brother asked the other housekeepers who were sweeping the floor, all shaking their heads.

"Come on, come on, the poor monk is not here to enter the house today, and thank you for waking up the poor monk yesterday, the poor monk is here to thank you today, thinking that he is penniless, he has to tell a story to give to everyone!" Tang Seng said earnestly.

"Okay, yes, you're a bit interesting as a monk...... the little brother pointed at Tang Seng, nodded his fingers, and said with a smile.

"Come on, come on, everyone come here, the poor monk will tell you a story......

Everyone sat on the stairs in front of the house, sat in rows, squeezed in, and laughed at dozens of family members.

Ahem, the story goes like this:

Once upon a time, there was a temple on the mountain, there was an old monk and a small donor who came to worship in the temple, the old monk told a story to the little benefactor, the old monk said: once upon a time there was a temple on the mountain, there was an old monk and a small donor who came to worship in the temple, the old monk told a story to the little benefactor, the old monk said, from the ........

Tang Seng closed his eyes, folded his hands, and shook his head and said.

The housekeepers of the Fang family also closed their eyes, shook their heads and listened, which frightened passers-by, and they walked around the Fang family one after another.

People who don't know still think that the Fang family is exorcizing demons or dancing gods.

Some even wrote down the appearance of Tang Seng, and big officials like the Fang family invited this monk to do it, so this monk must have the ability to remember.

Mrs. Pei of the Wei family, who was not far away, knew about this, and deliberately took a look at the crack in the door, and sure enough, she didn't see the wrong person, this monk really has the ability.

Even if he was deceived, he was deceived with the Fang family, and there was nothing to be ashamed of.

Yesterday I told Wei Zheng about this, Wei Zheng wanted to arrest people directly, but he couldn't stand the wind on the pillow, and almost didn't go to bed yesterday, today he took a day off, and when he saw the situation in front of the door of the Fang family, his beard trembled with laughter.

It seems that Tang Seng's wife's line is still good.

The reason for the success is mainly that not long after the opening of the Tang Dynasty, the wives of these big officials sacrificed a lot in the battle, and almost everyone spoiled their own wives, which also caused the Tang Dynasty, especially the Tang King Li Shimin's reign during the period of time, the status, discourse and communication of the noblewomen reached an unprecedented height.

Tang Seng just wanted to slip away, but someone asked, "What story did the old monk say?"

"Didn't you hear me?"

"The story of the old monk is ....... in the past"

"I see......"

"Amitabha, the old monk said, once upon a time, ......." Tang Seng is still reciting the "story"!

These people have been communicating with their eyes closed, Tang Seng exhaled, crept into front of everyone, and directly entered the door of Fang's house.

"No, the old monk doesn't seem to tell a story......

"The old monk told the story......

"What did he say?"

"Didn't you just say that?"

"Since the old monk told the story, what is the little monk doing?"

"Of course the little monk will tell us a story?"

"Fart, it's the old monk telling us stories....."

"Who's that little benefactor?"

After Tang Seng's voice disappeared, the family became more and more noisy, and finally fought directly, and when they opened their eyes, they found out, where is Tang Seng?

"What about the monk?"

The little brother guarding the door secretly said badly, this monk is really cunning, and he must have sneaked into the mansion while he wasn't paying attention.

This is a shameful thing, the little brother doesn't care about the scene where the fight is still here, so he just pulls his legs and runs........