"Wife, are you okay?I'm dying..."Ming Tian cried with a sad face, holding his legs and desperately hammering the door.

Ah~I... My bladder... It's going to explode...

"Wait a minute...... Vomit... I might have it again... In the toilet, Xiao Xinzhu heard the sound of retching.

Ming Tian was stunned: "Won't it?"

"How many times have I said that I want to wear a condom, but you just won't listen... ...... vomit"

"I didn't mean to... Wife, I beg you, let me pee first? Your husband and I haven't peed for a month after being locked up by the demon incarnation, I'm so anxious! My bladder is as big as a basketball, please let me in?"

"You hold on!" Xiao Xinzhu said angrily.

"Wife..."

Ding dong!

At this moment, a voice sounded in Ming Tian's mind.

"Huh?" Ming Tian was stunned.

Is this a consciousness call?

Who's looking for me at this time?

Of course Mingtian knew, and only Zhu Jue knew his dimensional coordinates.

"What's wrong?"

"It's not Zhujue, it's me. Meng Xiang's voice came from the other side.

"Uh, it's you, what's the matter?" Ming Tian asked curiously.

Having said that, it seems that the ratio of my family's plane time to the flow rate of the Nine Continents is 1:2500? I just came back for an hour, which means that it has been three months since Meng Xiang's side.

This kid won't be in any trouble again, will he?

Meng Xiang's voice on the other side was a little sluggish: "What's that... I don't need you to come to the Nine Continents, I just want you to teach me a few tricks. ”

"How many tricks will I teach you?"

"Yes. ”

Meng Xiang told Ming Tian about Kunpeng one after another.

...

"So, you teach me how to deal with a character like Kunpeng, I remember that you are very good at dealing with this kind of person, right?" Meng Xiang said very sincerely.

When Ming Tian heard this, he immediately patted his knee: "What did I think was the matter, this is not simple? You take a note, I will teach you a few tricks, and promise to make him incontinent, unable to take care of himself, kneel down and call you father, respect you, worship you, love you, and can't stop wanting you." ”

Meng Xiang: "Uh, no, you can't stop wanting me, he's a man." ”

Ming Tian: "Isn't that better?"

Meng Xiang: "... ”

... An hour later...

"Remember?"

"Remember!"

"Then go, kill that son of a bitch, I didn't expect you to encounter such a fun thing in the Nine Continents, I want to come and play again." ”

"Well, I'm sorry, I'm embarrassed to let you go out of the mountain again, you can enjoy life by yourself. ”

"Haha, in fact, my wife doesn't allow me to go out again, anyway, that's it, hang up. ”

"Hmm. ”

Hanging up the call, Meng Xiang looked at the notes he had written, and the corners of his mouth with a smile were cracked to the root of his ears.

Kunpeng, my mother won't let you lick my shoes obediently this time, and the auspicious character in my name will be changed to a last word!

Meng Xiang didn't have a complete godhead, Mingtian's own plane was a demonless plane, and he didn't know the coordinates of Mingtian's plane.

The most important thing is that the time flow speed between the plane where Ming Tian lives and the Nine Continents is two thousand five hundred times.

So theoretically, it is not possible to have a divine call.

But remember, Meng Xiang has a messenger paper kite, this thing is a space magic weapon after all, although it is only a yellow-level magic weapon, but because it is a one-time weapon, the effect is extraordinary.

Meng Xiang used the messenger paper kite to find Zhu Jue's help, and told Zhu Jue about his being rectified by Kunpeng.

When Zhu Jue heard this, he became angry on the spot, and his hair stood on end like a Super Saiyan.

You fucking little deflated three actually dare to trick us as immortals? And you're still the immeasurable immortal emperor who works in the hands of Lao Tzu? If you can bear it, where will I put my face as an extraterrestrial god? I don't think I exist? I think this thing is being squeezed into the corner by the cow's ass, and it's awesome, right?

Zhu Jue said a word at that time.

[Get me back!Kill him, this is an order!]

After speaking, he made an exception and used his extraterrestrial godhead as a transfer station, temporarily synchronized the speed of time flow, and gave Meng Xiang and Ming Tian the right to talk once.

That's right, if you use the way of others to govern others, you have to use the idea of a scoundrel king like Mingtian to deal with a scoundrel like Kunpeng.

It is impossible for Ming Tian to come to the Nine Continents, a scoundrel of Kunpeng's level, he doesn't need Ming Tian to deal with it personally, a few tricks on the phone are enough to deal with it.

"Oh evil... Anyway, these tricks are really fucking cheap... It's really good that this guy Mingtian is not an enemy. ”

Looking at the strategy in the small book, Meng Xiang couldn't help but shiver with a chill in his head.

"But it's the first time I've ... It's really the first time I've seen Zhu Jue get angry, even when I was impeached, he spoke coldly, and I thought that guy had no temper. It's a small guy who is unexpected. ”

Having said that, Nanahara Zenri, Zhu Jue seems to represent the opposite of resentment? Hidden under this guy's greasy and crooked face, is it really the opposite of resentment? I think it's resentment itself.

...

"Hmm, who is Meng Xiang talking to? It seems to be using the godhead of a very high-level god to encrypt the godhead call, well, it doesn't matter, anyway, I only fancy your storage space, what you think has nothing to do with me, because..."

At the top of the Kunpeng Tower, in a private secret room.

Kunpeng, who was holding wine in one hand and supporting the other hand, showed three points of enthusiasm on his face.

“...... You won't kill the righteous. "His face is breathtaking.

His iris glowed with an eerie cyan glow, a stark contrast to the bright red couch he sat on.

Kunpeng, his eyes have passed through the Three Realms, and he has heard all directions, and everything in the world is as expected.

Even if he was just sitting in a closed secret room, Kunpeng could know everything that was happening in the Nine Continents.

This is not a spell, but a natural ability that has been possessed since ancient times as the king of totems.

If you don't know the Three Realms, how can you unify the Three Realms?

Although Meng Xiang's call was too high because it was a transit station for Zhujue, Kunpeng couldn't see it, but Kunpeng didn't take Meng Xiang seriously.

Since the first day he came to the Nine Continents, Kunpeng had already noticed Meng Xiang's existence.

Although this person is strong and has a reckless personality, he abides by the stupid self-discipline, no matter what despicable means he uses, what kind of indiscriminate things he does, as long as he is a righteous person, beneficial to the righteous path, or has no obvious evil tendencies, Meng Xiang will not kill him!

This is the characteristics of Meng Xiang summed up by Kunpeng.

As it happens, that's the kind of person I am.

The more Kunpeng thought about it, the more excited he became, and the more he thought about it, the more unhappy he became.

Ah, you are an immeasurable immortal emperor, how many treasures will there be in his huge storage space? You obviously don't need those treasures except for the innate treasures, why should you possess them?

If these treasures are released, they will be enough to arm the entire Nine Continents to the teeth!

Kunpeng has the habit of collecting wealth and treasure.

However, Kunpeng is not a collector like Jia Daozi.

He's more of a radical inquisitor... A king!

He will cruelly deprive the rich of everything, and he will also give generous alms to the poor.

He will make the right choice on the big right and wrong, but he will also make a big deal because of some trivial things.

It always contains clarity and turbidity, more merciful than anyone else, but also more brutal than anyone else!

Is he right?

Is he an evil way?

No!

"My responsibility is balance, just like the legendary god outside the sky, the existence responsible for balance, great power!"

In the swaying wine glass, the cruelty in Kunpeng's eyes was outlined, but this cruelty was only aimed at Meng Xiang in his perception.

"I'll help you, Meng Xiang, but I won't be your friend. I'll fight for the Ninefold Continent, but in the same way, I'll keep you without even a bone! You don't need the supplies you have stockpiled, so you... Why have them?"

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