118: Explosion is art
As soon as Jia Daozi appeared, everyone in the audience couldn't help but be restless for a while.
They talked to each other, and they felt justified.
Hearing this, Xianhe also shook his head, nodded and said: "Well, the three kings are reasonable, since you have already come here, it is better to finish the funeral first, lest the two kings be under too much pressure and make irrational decisions, so that the two kings have time to think about it, what do you think?"
When everyone present heard this, although they were a little impatient, and they all wanted to get the information of the treasure map a second earlier, they also felt that it was reasonable, so they nodded one after another.
Hypocrite.
Meng Xiang looked at such a group of people and shook his head with a sneer.
At the funeral of one by one, they wanted to force people to hand over the treasure map, but they did it like a decent gentleman one by one.
Of course, I'm here today to teach you hypocrites a lesson.
When Meng Xiang thought of this, it was almost time to offer flowers.
Seeing this group of people go up one by one to send a white paper flower to Hutuoba, pretending to be virtuous, Meng Xiang also sighed: It's almost time.
From the storage space, Meng Xiang took out the fantasy and put it on directly.
Fantasy Baixiang does have an invisible function, but the ability of Fantasy Baixiang is not invisible.
The invisibility cloak is a Xuan-level magic weapon, the garbage on the rotten street outside, and the fantasy is a heaven-level immortal weapon, how can it be the same as the invisibility cloak?
To be precise, the ability to fantasize is to tamper with cognition!
Invisibility is only one of the functions of tampering with cognition.
Meng Xiang asked for a low profile, and he didn't want to be known by the witch cult, but today's funeral must be high-profile, what should I do? I can't mask my face, right? At this time, this immortal weapon is needed!
After putting on this cloak, others can't see the cloak itself, and at the same time, Fox Mei'er, Rabbit Jingjing, Ah Chou and Jia Daozi, Meng Xiang set it to: Let them see my true face.
As for the eyes of others, Meng Xiang's appearance has changed.
Some people see Meng Xiang as an old man, some people see Meng Xiang as a beauty, some people see Meng Xiang as a child, some people see Meng Xiang and even directly see him as a pig.
This is the manifestation of tampering with cognition, even if you see Meng Xiang, you will see it as another person, so that after everyone goes back, even if they draw Meng Xiang's face, what they draw is another person.
What's even more powerful... Even if you have seen Meng Xiang's true appearance, as long as Meng Xiang is dressed in fantasy, the memory of Meng Xiang's true appearance will be tampered with.
This immortal weapon is effective for immortals and Buddhas, I think at the beginning, if it wasn't for Meng Xiang's cultivation and forcibly breaking this tampering with brute force, the magic weapon in Meng Xiang's storage space would have been stolen by Hassan Sabah.
Therefore, Meng Xiang's treasures, there is no chicken rib, and any one you take out is a treasure that can act as the protagonist of the online article.
"Brother Meng, it's our turn. Seeing that the flowers were almost done, Ah Chou pulled Meng Xiang to get up together.
Meng Xiang nodded lightly, got up, and picked up the white flower.
With a chou, step by step up the steps.
On the steps, Meng Xiang saw that Jia Daozi was looking at him with a wicked smile.
What trick this Jia Daozi was going to make, Meng Xiang had already guessed.
So...
Seeing that Ah Chou offered flowers to Hu Tuba, Meng Xiang smiled calmly and stepped forward.
On the wooden shelf, Hu Tuba's corpse was infused with True Yuan, and it was restored to the appearance of the first time he saw him in Zixuanmen.
At this moment, his eyes were closed, and it could be seen that he was walking peacefully.
He's a bold guy.
Although he didn't have much contact with him, Meng Xiang felt that if he hadn't been killed by Ren Yao, he might have become friends with him.
What a pity.
Meng Xiang shook his head helplessly and placed the paper flower next to his corpse.
And Jia Daozi at this moment, the smile on his face also became hideous at the moment when Meng Xiang offered flowers.
Bang!!!!
At the moment when Meng Xiang put the flower down, Hu Tuba's corpse swelled like an inflated balloon and exploded on the spot!
This explosion is like a timed C4, and the flesh and blood are all over the sky.
This sudden scene caused the audience to exclaim.
The two orc disciples next to him were blown to the ground on the spot and fainted.
Even Fox Mei'er was caught off guard and was blown back a few steps.
What's going on?
Immediately, everyone's eyes were on Meng Xiang.
Meng Xiang reacted so quickly, almost at the same time as the explosion, he had already opened the barrier, blocking the flesh and blood half a foot in front of him.
It's just that Hu Tuba's corpse has been blown up and there is not even a complete piece of skin left!
"Brother Meng, what's going on?" said Ugly on the spot.
"Ahh
She looked at her hands and flesh that had been blown up, and her legs fell to the ground with a weak leg, and her whole body was covered.
Hu Mei'er reacted and looked fixedly, where was the corpse of Hu Tuoba at the scene?
"Husband!!
After all, after so many years of husband and wife, this sudden accident made Fox Meier collapse on the spot.
She knelt on the ground like crazy and picked up the minced meat, and the grace that had not changed for thousands of years was now gone, and all that was left was the grief of being a wife after seeing her husband's body destroyed.
"What the hell is going on?" she looked around helplessly, but no one could give her an answer.
Why do good corpses blow up?
Everyone in the audience focused their attention on Meng Xiang.
"Meng Xiang!" At this time, Jia Daozi jumped out, pointed at Meng Xiang's nose and shouted: "You actually dare to destroy the remains of our orc martyrs at the funeral?!"
Meng Xiang was also stunned.
Originally, Meng Xiang guessed that Jia Daozi might destroy the corpse and then blame himself, but guessed that he might cut off Hu Tuoba's head or break an arm or something.
But I didn't expect that Hu Tuba's corpse actually exploded directly?!
This bastard is doing so thoroughly.
This one shocked everyone in the audience.
"It has nothing to do with me, you all saw it, I just gave a flower, and the explosion of this corpse has nothing to do with me. Meng Xiang pretended to make a surrender and said.
"Nonsense!"
The corners of Jia Daozi's mouth were faintly hooked, and then he became angry again, and shouted indignantly: "This corpse is so dignified there, how can it be blown up for no reason? If you go up and touch him, he will blow up, it is obvious that you are making trouble!"
After speaking, Jia Daozi didn't even give Meng Xiang a chance to reply, but instead shouted to all the masters present: "Everyone, he clearly wants to destroy the corpse and destroy the traces and swallow the treasure map alone!"
As soon as these words came out, the eyes of all the masters in the audience became as vicious as poisonous tongues, and they bit Meng Xiang tightly.
"Who are you, why did you destroy Hutuopa's corpse, what is your purpose?"
The man on the side also stepped forward, pointed at Meng Xiang and said, "I have long thought that you are very suspicious, but now it seems that my intuition is correct!"
"It's an unforgivable sin to be so rude to the martyrs of the orc clan and destroy the corpses. Kunpeng also shouted generously.
Everyone in the audience became hostile at the moment.
Originally, everyone wanted a treasure map, but at this moment, Jia Daozi provoked it like this, not to mention whether Meng Xiang really had a treasure map, just destroying the body was enough to make everyone's spearhead point at Meng Xiang.
It doesn't matter whether Meng Xiang destroyed the body or how the body was destroyed, no one cares.
What everyone cares about is the fact that Meng Xiang destroyed the body at this moment... Whether this is true or not, at least it looks like it!
If Meng Xiang destroyed Hu Tuba's corpse in order to get the treasure map, he could get the treasure map by taking it.
If Meng Xiang is not, and the treasure map is on Hu Mei'er, then Meng Xiang, who took down and destroyed the corpse, is undoubtedly an increase in the bargaining chips for himself to get the treasure map from Hu Mei'er!
No matter what, as long as you take Meng Xiang, you will have a better chance of getting the treasure map.
At this moment, the explosion of Hutuoba's body ignited the gunpowder in everyone's hearts.
Looking at this scene, Jia Daozi knew that his plan had succeeded, and he couldn't help but laugh hideously.
"No, Brother Meng, he won't..."
"You protect him so much, are you an accomplice?"
Ah Chou nervously just wanted to step forward to defend Meng Xiang, but Jia Daozi glared at him and dismissed him on the spot.
"Jia Daozi, don't frame others, Meng Xiang is my friend, he will not destroy my husband's body!"
However...
Jia Daozi obviously expected that she would help Meng Xiang, and sneered: "Second King, he is just a human being, and now that your husband's body is gone, you are still protecting him like this, are you... What's the secret with him?!"
Not only framed Meng Xiang, but at this moment, Jia Daozi didn't stop doing anything, and he didn't even let go of Fox Mei'er!
Hu Mei'er was stunned for a moment, and suddenly became furious: "Jia Daozi, don't be a fool! The slave family and Meng Xiang are just friends." ”
"Friend?huh!"
Jia Daozi snorted contemptuously: "If it's a friend, why have you secretly met with Meng Xiang every night these days?"
Secret meeting?!
These words not only made Hu Meier, but even all the masters present couldn't help but be shocked.
Although Fox Mei'er is married and has a daughter, her beauty is recognized by the Nine Continents, and if such a beauty really does something unfaithful, it is easier for people to believe than an ugly girl.
Hu Mei'er was also stunned, but she didn't expect this Jia Daozi to send someone to follow her.
"You two obviously have an ulterior relationship, it must have been planned by you, you want to monopolize the treasure and trap the orcs in injustice! Jia Daozi impassionedly complained.
At this moment, the whole audience became agitated.
Because of Jia Daozi's accusation, they have a reason to rob openly.
I saw that the masters from all walks of life were gearing up, and when they heard Jia Daozi's words, they were already a little impatient.
Meng Xiang remained silent, listening to everything Jia Daozi said.
This old man wants to kill me and get my magic weapon, I'm afraid he doesn't care about the treasure map at all.
He also wanted to take this opportunity to pull Hu Mei'er off the stage, the big king Hu Tuoba died, and now he will kill Hu Mei'er, he is the only king of Roaring Ridge.
Therefore, he designed this plan, so that the masters of all walks of life will besiege me and Hu Mei'er, and when the time comes, the masters of all walks of life will get the treasure map, and the natural people will be scattered, and he will be able to search for my magic weapon from my corpse.
Obtaining magic weapons, seizing the right to the door, a good trick to kill two birds with one stone, and at the same time, if you are lucky, you may even be able to get a treasure map.
As long as you blow up the corpse of Hu Tuopa, frame me, and then frame Hu Mei'er and me for having a * relationship, you can achieve such a goal, Jia Daozi, your kid's conspiracy is really good, it's a pity...
Meng Xiang, who listened to all this, chuckled.
Oh, yes!
It's a pity...
I had long guessed that you would play like this!
Why didn't I kill you yesterday?
I just want you to yin me!
That's my plan!
Meng Xiang clenched his fists and stepped forward.
Come on, it's almost time to show what a perfect comeback is.
However, before Meng Xiang could speak, suddenly, a golden light fell from the sky and rushed into the scene full of gunpowder.
"Windwing-sama has arrived!"
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