In the early morning, light clouds, fresh breeze, and slight coolness, a few soft rays of sunlight quietly sprinkled on the green stone slabs of Qianguo Lane.

A boy with a maid and two guys smiled in the warm sunshine against the rising sun.

Brother Gongzi, with sallow skin and skinny skin, a bronzed face, dark and deep eyes with a charming color, and a deep and long scar on the right side of his face, which is very scary.

The maid is extremely ugly, with dark skin, scars on her face like pockmarks, a pair of big eyes without color, and an ugly black birthmark on her right eye up to the center of her eyebrows.

Two men, one like a porter, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, big shoulders and a round waist, and a full beard, the other wearing a Confucian green shirt, looked gentle and polite, with a bronze face, and a deep and long scar on the left side of his face, which was very scary.

Entering the alley, Brother Gongzi went straight to the shrimp cake shop on the corner, the maid followed, he turned around and said, "Monkey, you and Baozi go to the inn to see if there is any room, and I will buy breakfast with Xiaoyudian." ”

The thick-eyed picker responded, "Okay, Childe." ”

There was already a long, long queue of people buying shrimp cakes, from vendors on fruit stalls to people from the rivers and lakes, and a large number of people almost blocked the originally small alley.

Brother Gongzi turned around and said, "Xiaoyudian, you go to line up to buy some stinky tofu, and I'll buy shrimp cakes here." ”

The ugly maid, who smiled beautifully, smiled brightly, and said, "Okay, son." ”

Brother Gongzi waited in line for a long time before it was his turn, and the two guys had already come back, and the guy with a deep and long scar on the left side of his face wearing a Confucian green shirt said: "Childe, there is no room in the inn."

Brother Childe: "Lay the floor in the living room." ”

Scar Man: "There's no room for bunks in the living room." ”

A big man in front of Brother Gongzi turned his head and said, "You guys are late, there were no more three days ago, come from there and go back there." ”

The picker with thick eyebrows and big eyes called the monkey said: "Childe, let's live in Wanliu Lane." ”

Scar Man: "Where do you live?"

Monkey: "We can go play in the evening." ”

Scar Guy: "Have a hand? You want to play with the girl there, right?"

While speaking, Brother Gongzi had already walked to the front and came to the side of the shrimp cake mother-in-law, he lowered his head and didn't dare to look at the shrimp cake mother-in-law, and said softly: "Twenty shrimp cakes." ”

The shrimp cake mother-in-law said while adding the radish cake and the full river shrimp to the oil pan, "So much?"

Brother Childe: "Your shrimp cakes are delicious." ”

Shrimp Cake Woman: "What's your name?"

Brother Childe: "Tian Bao." ”

Shrimp Cake Woman: "What a nasty name, what are the names of your two buddies?"

Brother Childe: "The one with thick eyebrows and big eyes is called a monkey, and the one with a scar on the left side of his face is called a bun." ”

Shrimp Cake Woman: "It's even more ugly! Can't you have a nice name?"

Brother Gongzi: "We countrymen are cheap, and our name is a code name, which we can call casually." ”

Shrimp Cake Woman: "Where did you come from?"

Brother Gongzi: "Shanxi." ”

Shrimp Cake Woman: "Shanxi is far away, and you don't look like Shanxi people when you listen to the accent." ”

The monkey rushed to speak: "The west side of Maoshan Mountain, Jurong Tianjia Village." ”

Shrimp Cake Woman: "What are you doing?"

The monkey laughed and said, "Look for treasure." ”

After saying this, the monkey covered his mouth with his hand and snickered. All the people in the alley looked at them with curiosity.

The shrimp cake woman smiled: "You are a real person, I like it." Did you stay?"

The monkey laughed and said, "Mother-in-law said that you were joking, you obviously heard us say that there is no place to live, and you still asked such a thing." ”

Shrimp Cake Woman: "Then stay at my house?"

The monkey clapped his hands and said, "Okay, okay, thank you, mother-in-law." ”

Brother Childe: "I'm sorry. ”

The maid came over and said, "I think it's pretty good, too." ”

The shrimp cake woman looked at the maid and said, "What's your name?"

Maiden: "Little raindrops." ”

Shrimp Cake Woman: "The name is quite nice, but the people are too ugly." ”

Maid: "Born, no way." ”

The shrimp cake woman smiled, "Really? Let's stay at my house. ”

Several people in the crowd queuing up to buy shrimp cakes shouted, "Let me live!" and "Let me live!"

"Let me live!"

Shrimp Cake Woman: "I'm an old woman, you live in my house for five big and three coarse, I'm still a little afraid." ”

The shrimp cake woman turned her head and asked Brother Gongzi: "I live here, the fee is very high, are you willing to do it?"

Brother Childe: "Yes! Yes, I am willing!"

Maid: "May I ask my mother-in-law how much a day?"

Shrimp Cake Woman: "Not by day, one hundred taels at a time, no matter how long you live." ”

Several people in the crowd lined up to buy shrimp cakes and shouted, "Wow, that's expensive! How much is your house worth?"

Brother Gongzi: "Okay, I'll give you two hundred taels! Eat twenty shrimp cakes a day." ”

Shrimp Cake Woman: "Okay, thank you, you live upstairs, I live downstairs." ”

Another scream from the crowd queuing up to buy shrimp cakes: "Wow, this boy is so rich!"

Xiaoyudian: "My son-in-law is still rich in addition to being rich, what's wrong?"

After speaking, Brother Gongzi had already gotten the shrimp cakes.

A group of four of them followed Brother Gongzi from the side of the shrimp cake shop and pushed the door open and walked in, up to the second floor.

The upper floor was divided into an inner room and a guest hall, in which three beds of bedding were placed, books were piled up on the wall of the inner room, and a table and four chairs were placed by the window by the river, on which a letter was pressed against a teapot.

Xiaoyudi walked over and picked up the letter. The envelope was written with four words: "The maid opened it personally". Xiao Yudian smiled and said, "It seems that there are really masters in the world. ”

After saying that, Xiaoyudian turned around and walked to the inner room, the monkey followed closely, Xiaoyudian said: "Don't follow, the inner room is for women, and you three stinky men are making bunks in the living room." ”

Baozi: "How can someone live in the inner room, either the son lives, you and we make the floor, or everyone lives together." ”

Xiao Yudian turned her head and glared at him: "You dare!"

Baozi made a grimace and said, "Either you and Childe live in the inner room, and I will play the floor with the monkey." ”

The monkey clapped his hands: "This is good, this is good, I'll go buy some wine, today we will drink happy wine!"

Baozi also clapped his hands: "I also agree with this, I haven't drunk since I was so big, people said, 'A man lives like a dog without drinking', I don't want to be a dog!"

The monkey's hand clapped louder: "Yes, yes, 'a man is not as good as a dog if he doesn't drink', we must drink today!"

Brother Childe: "Are you reversed?"

Xiaoyudian: "Okay, my son-in-law, you are also a man, and you should also say, 'A man is not as good as a dog if he doesn't drink'." Let's go for a drink tonight!"

Buns and Monkey clapped their hands and cheered, "Fluttershy, I love you to death!"

Xiaoyudian: "What do you call me?"

The buns and monkeys clapped their hands again and cheered: "I love you to death, little raindrop!"