Chapter 101: Gags
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I have been aggrieved for more than ten days, and my big gun is already hungry and thirsty.
"Wait. The black-robed man on the high platform stopped Chijia and sighed softly, although his voice was still sharp, he finally stopped laughing strangely, and was able to speak like a normal person, "I'm not Zhu Li." ā
"Huh?"
"Bai San, Chi Jia, you stand down. The black-robed man commanded, and after one person and one demon withdrew from the grotto with a puzzled expression, he walked down from the high platform and looked at Cen Qingdao, "I'm just a clone of Zhu Li, I can feel her love, hatred, joy and anger, but I also have my own thoughts." ā
"Huh?"
Cen Qing suddenly felt that he couldn't understand the style of painting in front of him, this black-robed demon was actually a schizophrenic, which was really the most amazing thing in the world.
"Those three people were originally spies I sent to the Central Plains to bewitch the people of the rivers and lakes, and by the way, I contacted some demons whose names I had heard, but they were snatched by Zhu Li and absorbed their souls halfway, and you know what happened later. The black-robed man walked up to a foot or so in front of Cen Qing and patiently explained, "You are also a demon, so I told you the truth, and I hope you can join us." ā
"Uh, what are you going to do after joining you, do you want to sit down and eat people together?" Cen Qing didn't expect this schizophrenic demon to actually make this request, and his head couldn't react for a while.
The black-robed man smiled in a low voice, as if he was laughing at Cen Qing's shallowness: "You are a vegetarian demon, no one will force you to eat people, I let you join us to resist." ā
"Wow!"
Things seem to be getting more and more interesting, it seems that this black-robed demon is not only a severe schizophrenic, but also a victim paranoia. Cen Qing crossed his hands with a smile and stretched his frozen body before, he wanted to hear what other flowers the other party could play: "I sometimes eat meat, but I'm not interested in human flesh, I'm embarrassed, what if it's wrong, who will you resist, anti-Jin or anti-Song?"
His words landed for a long time, and the black-robed man did not answer, and seemed to be extremely speechless about Cen Qing's reaction, and only after a while did he say, "I finally know why Zhu Li had to kill you." ā
"Hey, this little watch smash!"
"Humans are just our food, have you ever heard that humans will rebel against chickens and ducks?
The black robe didn't understand Cen Qing's meaning, but he felt his contempt, in order to express his meaning as soon as possible, he hurriedly stopped Cen Qing from continuing to speak.
"Our enemies seem to be monks who slay demons, but they are actually immortals. ā
"Oh?"
"You don't have to speak!"
"Okay"
The black-robed Huo Ran took two steps forward, his angry gaze almost shot straight out of the cloak, and he wanted to turn into a knife and stab Cen Qing's body into a few big holes. Cen Qing hurriedly raised his hands to cover his mouth, and then raised another one to signal him to continue shaking the dry goods outward.
"In the years of demon cultivation, people are in harmony with heaven, and everyone's ultimate goal is to pursue detachment, but the ideas are different and fight with each other. Whether the monk kills the demon or the demon kills the monk, it is a senseless fight. The black robe suddenly paused and stared at Cen Qing's face.
Cen Qing's hand was still covering his mouth, and when he saw him looking over, he helplessly spread his hands, indicating that he had not interrupted.
The black robe snorted and continued, "However, the gods enslave us, just as humans enslave chickens and ducks. Therefore, our rebellion is to rebel against the gods. ā
Cen Qing raised a hand.
The black robe said again: "This Blood Food Meeting is just a temporary union of some demons, and when tens of thousands of demons gather together, we will finally overthrow their enslavement and become a free existence." ā
Cen Qing raised his other hand again, and his hands kept shaking in front of him, looking like he was dancing a strange dance.
"What are you doing?"
"I have a question, the question is that you said that the gods enslave the demons, so what does slavery mean, please explain, I want to ask so much, I'm sorry to disturb you. Cen Qing finished speaking in one breath and then continued to raise his hands to cover his mouth.
The black robe stared at him, Cen Qing blinked, looking innocent.
"Cough slave cough cough" The black robe looked like he was almost out of breath, took a few deep breaths, and then said, "Monk Yuanying Dacheng flew to the heavenly realm, or was made a true god by the heavens, or was free to be a scattered immortal, and after the demons such as us soared, they could only become the mounts of the immortals or the guards of the cave sky, which is no different from the beasts that are raised." What other questions do you have?"
This time, he knew how to talk to Cen Qing, and asked by the way after he finished speaking.
"You mentioned Ascension, this is a bit far away, isn't it? Don't talk about me, let's just say that the demons who participated in the Blood Food Society, such as Whistling Mountain-kun, I definitely don't believe him when you say that he can ascend, and I guess they don't believe it themselves. ā
"Well, this is just an outline. After listening to Cen Qing's words, the black robe actually thought about it seriously, and then said, "Then let's only talk about the immortals in the world, do you still have questions?"
He asked again, and sure enough, Cen Qing replied: "And after the monster ascended, there are also people who call them gods and immortals, for example, a certain star monarch I know is a dog." ā
"Those are monsters who have a long background, that is, they have been mounts or guards for the gods for a long time, and the gods have given them to be a little star king. ā
"It makes sense, if the Jade Emperor is a monster, it is estimated that the demons in the world will not feel enslaved. ā
Cen Qing's sudden interjection made the black robe glare at him angrily, and he could only continue to cover his mouth helplessly.
"Therefore, we are going to overthrow their enslavement" I didn't expect the black robe to remember where the previous topic was, but he suddenly paused for a moment and sighed again, "Let's start with the immortals in the world, lest you have to ask questions again in a while." ā
Cen Qing laughed.
"The gods in the world raise human beings to gather and worship, but they don't allow demons to do the same. And they slandered the demons, and made us fall into the likes of evil gods and demons. If you think about it carefully, human beings are weak and feed us and eat chickens and ducks, but there are other people who say that he is evil? Monks have killed countless people, but some people have said that monks are evil?"
"I don't think you should know that there is actually a kind of person called a small animal protection. Cen Qing replied. He finally saw that this guy was schizophrenic for a while, and he was delusional about being killed for a while, so he didn't know which cult leader had brainwashed him.
Well, this guy looks like he is a friendly soldier, do you want to show a fool ** and fool him?
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