Chapter 19 The White Dragon Horse Who Exposed His Comic Attributes
On a secluded path in the mountains, Sun Wukong jumped up and down in front, Tang and Song Dynasty rode a dragon horse and followed slowly, so beautiful that he didn't want it, and when he changed the dragon horse, he felt that it was Alto replaced by Ferrari, and the sense of accomplishment in his heart was different, the only pity was that this thing was a male prostitute, and he always felt a little full of feelings when he rode under him.
At this time, it has been three days since Tang and Song Dynasty walked out of the Eagle Stream, and they have been sleeping in the open all along the way.
Tang Song walked to an open field, turned over and dismounted, and looked up at the sun, "Wukong, let's rest here for a while." He patted Ryoma's head again: "Xiaobai, you've worked hard these days, you should also take a good rest." ”
In the end, the nickname of the white dragon horse was so happily decided, Xiaobai - a very popular name, it seems that as long as it is a white species, almost all of them have been called by this name, although Ao Lie has also fiercely opposed, but in the end there is no use, and the obscenity of the monkey can only be helplessly succumbed.
"Bang!"
A burst of smoke rose up, and the white dragon horse turned into a white-clothed boy in a blink of an eye, shook the sleeves of his robe, glared at Tang Song's back fiercely, and sat under the tree with sadness.
"Wukong, these days, we are only in a hurry, and we haven't eaten well, why don't you go and get some food, and then blanch a pot of good wine, so as to comfort Xiaobai, and it can be regarded as a celebration of Xiaobai joining the team. Tang Song raised his head and said to Sun Wukong, who was standing on the treetops and watching the wind.
Ao Lie's eyes rolled when he heard this, and he hurriedly got up and came to Tang Song's side, raised his head and said: "Xiaolong once heard that Huaguo Mountain is rich in peaches, and they are as delicious as fairy peaches, why don't you take a few for the elders to taste, and Xiaolong can also get rid of them by the way." ”
Tang Song glanced at Xi Lie, his eyes were full of contempt, thinking about the white dragon horse in the original book, hard-working, loyal, and even after becoming a white dragon horse, his living habits changed silently like a mortal horse, and some even made Tang Song feel incredible.
As a higher creature more noble than a human being, it doesn't matter if he shakes his bare butt all day long, after all, horses have no clothes; he also admits that he needs to lead the yo-yo boy when he has nothing to do, after all, horses are creatures like dogs, and they need their owners to walk around from time to time; but what the hell is eating grass? Big brother, are you too deep into the play, after all, you are still a dragon!
Tang Song thought about it and glanced at the greedy look next to him, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart: Maybe this is the correct way to open the white dragon horse.
Sun Wukong grinned, obviously very useful for Ao Lie's compliment, glanced at Ao Lie, and chuckled: "Okay, my old grandson will go back to Huaguo Mountain, and I will also take a good look at the children, during this period, Xiao Bailong, you have to protect the monk, don't let him be eaten by monsters!" After speaking, a golden light flashed, and there was no trace of it.
Ao Lie cautiously looked around for a moment, breathed a long sigh of relief, shook it behind Tang Song, and said lightly: "Elder, the Great Sage doesn't know when he will be able to return, you better rest first!"
Tang Song shook his head, walked to the dense grass not far away, and was about to untie the belt of his trousers to release it, when suddenly the corner of his eye swept away, and he couldn't help but light up, hurriedly lifted his pants, and then pouted his ass and pounded for a while, and it took a long time to pull out a yellow-brown rod-like object as thick as an arm's arm from the ground, which was a wild ginseng that had grown for an unknown number of years.
I saw that the roots of this mountain ginseng were entangled, connected into a piece, the overall shape resembled a human shape, and if you observe carefully, it looks like an old man with a wrinkled face, and the aura is compelling.
Tang Song licked his lips, what is this thing that looks as big as a radish? If it is a mountain ginseng, it will be too presumptuous! Looking at this, I am afraid that it will be able to become a mountain full of essence in a few decades.
"Xiaobai, what did the poor monk find?" Tang Song said to the little white dragon with a big grin and white teeth while carrying this wild mountain ginseng.
I didn't know that I glanced at it and quickly turned his head over, snorted lightly and said with a disdainful face: "I thought I found some treasure, but it turned out to be a mallet, this kind of thing is a dragon urine soaked in the prince, it's not how much it wants, it's a fuss!"
Tang Song was originally approaching the tip of his nose and sniffing carefully, feeling the breath from nature with an intoxicated face, but when he heard what Ji Lie said, he threw out the mountain ginseng in his hand, and only felt that there seemed to be a pungent smell of urine coming from the mountain ginseng, and looked at Xi Lie speechlessly: "There are not many people like you who can nag now." ”
Hurriedly shook his hand and threw the ginseng aside, speechless for a while, he still didn't adjust his mentality, he forgot that he was no longer in the original world, but had crossed into a veritable mythical world, those life-saving medicinal materials that in modern times can make the rich can't buy their heads, the value of the radish in the mythical world is probably not much different from that of radishes.
Maybe for the white dragon horse, there is no ginseng that can't be solved with one soak of urine, if there is, then two soaks.
After feeling for a long time, Tang Song laughed at himself, turned around and stared at Ao Lie again, and saw that Ao Lie was uncomfortable.
"Xiaobai, I've always wondered if you can change anything other than a horse, such as an elephant, a camel, or a bear. ”
Ao Lie had a black line on his head, green tendons appeared on his forehead, and he gritted his teeth and said in a muffled voice: "Xiaolong can't do the seventy-two kinds of transformation techniques like the Great Sage, so he can't change anything else." ”
Tang Song sighed in disappointment, it seemed that the goal of the Variety Mount Show could not be achieved. Turning his gaze to a pearl under Ao Lie's neck, "Xiaobai, I see that you have always been very precious, what is the origin of this bead? Could it be that the legendary Dragon Ball is not successful?
"This bead was given to a monk I met when I was a child, and it has an extraordinary origin, and the little dragon is never allowed to take it off. "Lie answered truthfully, and he had automatically ignored some of Tang Song's incomprehensible crazy words.
Tang Song nodded, and was about to say something, but suddenly saw Ao Lie pointing to the rear of Tang Song with a surprised face, and shouted, "Great Sage, why did you come back so quickly?"
......
There was a wordless silence, Tang Song blinked his eyes, staring at Ao Lie in front of him innocently, his eyes were wrong, as if he hadn't heard his words at all.
Ao Lie swallowed and spit, his hand pointed awkwardly in the air, and hurriedly coughed lightly, and his tone increased a little, the expression on his face became richer, looking behind Tang Song, his eyes were round and his lips were slightly open, and he said with a look of surprise: "The Great Sage came back so quickly, and the somersault cloud really deserves its name." ”
......
There was another awkward silence, and there seemed to be a faint singing voice in my ears: "I am most afraid that the air will suddenly be quiet......"
The expression on Ao Lie's face froze completely, his Adam's apple moved, he laughed dryly, slowly put down his raised arm, his lips spurted twice and he was about to say something, but suddenly his complexion changed drastically, his pupils dilated, as if he had seen a ghost, and pointed to Tang Song and shouted in horror: "That...... What's that?!"
Tang Song: "......"
Dude, you have a lot of fun playing by yourself! Is it necessary to be so persistent? Don't you want to give up so much? Or do you want to compete for this year's little gold man? Should he also pretend to cooperate to save each other from being so embarrassed.
"Xiaobai!" After a long time, Tang Song sighed lightly, looked at Ao Lie with an embarrassed face and said: "I don't understand why you have to turn around as a poor monk? I'm not the mentor of China's good voice, I'm just a mortal who has no ability! If you want to do it, you don't have to work so hard at all, and I can't resist, so why bother?"
A sentence woke up the person in the dream, and Ao Lie suddenly looked confused: Yes, why do I have to plot? Even if it is an open and honest move, this bald donkey has no power to fight back at all.
"Hmph!" Thinking of this, Ao Lie couldn't help but snort coldly, stared at Tang Song fiercely, and said: "It seems that you have already guessed the intention of this prince, then-please go to death!"
Tang Song's face became more and more calm, quite a monk's demeanor that put life and death out of the way, shook his head and sighed: "Xiaobai, why do you bother?"
"Why bother?" Ao Lie's eyes were torn, and he couldn't wait to gnaw Tang and Song alive, "This prince is the third prince of the Dragon Palace of the West Sea, what a noble identity, but he was forced by you and that monkey to become someone else's mount, what a shame it is! This prince will definitely break your body into ten thousand pieces today to relieve the hatred in his heart!"
"Even if you turn into a dragon horse for a while, you can cultivate a golden body and achieve positive results, what an opportunity this is! Don't you want to surpass the mortal dragon and shine all over the world?"
"Positive fruit?" Ao Lie sneered, "What's good about being a monk, it's all about the precepts and rules, even if you cultivate to achieve positive results, you can't get away with it for a lifetime." Besides, this place is far away from the Western Heavens, and there are countless demons and monsters along the way, how can you be a mere mortal to obtain the true scriptures? Even if there is that monkey to protect you, but he is covered in iron and can crush a few nails, I am afraid that he will end up in a desolate end, it is better to be happy in the mortal world like me. ”
Tang Song nodded, what he said was really reasonable, if it weren't for Tang Seng, he would really believe it.
Seeing Ao Lie stretching out his claws with a sinister smile, Tang Song suddenly pointed behind him with a look of surprise and shouted, "Great Sage!"
Ao Lie laughed, you and I are a bad pen! How could he be fooled by this kind of bad trick just now, "Monk! Even if the monkey comes back, he won't want to save you!"
"I didn't lie to you, the Great Sage is really behind you. Tang Song sighed and said helplessly.
"Fool! Do you think Prince Ben will believe you? Don't try to scare Prince Ben with that monkey, and don't say that he is not there, even if he is standing behind Prince Ben at the moment, what is this prince afraid of! After being imprisoned by the Buddha for 500 years, do you think he is still the Monkey King of the year? At best, he is just an arrogant monkey, and Prince Ben's one hand is enough to deal with him!"
"If you don't do it, you won't die, although you may not understand the meaning of this sentence now, but I believe you will understand in a while, hurry up and take a look at this beautiful river and mountain, I'm afraid there is not much time for you." Tang Song said with a heavy face.
"What nonsense are you talking about this monk, this prince ......"
"Smack!"
He was about to say something, when suddenly, a furry palm gently rested on Ao Lie's shoulder, as heavy as a mountain, and then a familiar voice sounded behind him: "Little loach, is the monkey you said my grandson!"