Brother teaches you how to pretend to be forced

"Ahem!"

Lin Xiaotian coughed embarrassedly, thinking about it carefully, the joke just now was indeed a little too much. He's not a very good joker, and he's not a good joker.

"Black, just now...... Did I make that joke a failure?"

"No, Brother Tian, it's very pleasing that you can joke!"

......

There were black lines on Lin Xiaotian's head, how could he say that he was mentally retarded, and he couldn't even make jokes?

But that's the case, Lin Xiaotian has to admit that he won't joke, although he is not mentally retarded......

At this moment, Lin Xiaotian's smart watch suddenly heard the sound of music, "Dida, drip, drip, the time keeps turning......"

The sound of moving music made the three of them stunned at the same time, and then the fat man and Mengyuan both poked their heads to see who could call him at this time.

The corners of Lin Xiaotian's mouth rose slightly, he already had a guess in his heart, even if he didn't look at the call prompt displayed on the screen, he still knew who was shaking him.

There is no doubt that it is Lu Liang, this kid should have been prompted by the hero platform and came to show off.

Clicking on the smart watch, the blue light curtain immediately jumped out, and the blue radio waves shook twice, and Lu Liang's proud cheeks were displayed in front of everyone.

"Hey, master, black fat man, we're meeting again! It's been a long time, and I miss it so much!"

The smile on Lu Liang's face was as bright as the sun, and his white teeth shone like pearls. It can be seen that he is very happy at this time.

"What long time no see, didn't you just finish eating and drinking my brother last night, I forgot about it now!"

The fat man sarcastically said disdainfully, he seemed to be able to lift the bar with anyone, and he was poor.

Since he came into contact with Lu Liang yesterday, the fat man is even more so, and the relationship between him and Lu Liang is increasing day by day, which is very magical.

This kind of emotion is different from Lin Xiaotian and Lu Liang, it is not the feeling of a hero knowing a hero, but ......

The smell is the same!

Lu Liang is a typical sullen character, and the fat man is the outrageous type, and the two of them actually have a cheap taste in their bones, so the two pieces of stinky material quickly played together.

Friends you must have in life: bosom friends, positive friends, and a bad friend......

Losing friends does not mean that it will bring you negative effects, if the two of you play together properly, it will relieve a lot of stress in life.

Because you and your friend will never talk about business, always talking nonsense, at that time, it must be the most relaxed.

"Hey, fat black man, how do you talk!

Although Lu Liang said this, he didn't look angry at all, or he couldn't pretend to be because he was too happy at this time.

"Cut, hurry up and say something, we're busy!"

The fat man shook his hand, looking unwilling to deal with him.

Lu Liang on the other side of the screen also put away his joke, but he still smiled and asked instead of answering: "Guess what news I want to tell you, friendly reminder, it's very exciting news!"

The fat man pursed his lips and muttered, "I don't want to show it off!", and then turned his head away, not wanting to pay attention to the half-mentally retarded, smiling face, and must have wanted to show off to them.

Lu Liang's expression had betrayed him, and the upright Lu Liang would not disguise at all, which made the fat man feel bored.

At this moment when the two were arguing, Lin Xiaotian kept holding his arms and smiling, staring at Lu Liang for a long time.

When Lu Liang found out, he immediately felt creepy.

"These two guys are so terrible, they seem to see through my purpose......"

At the other end of the light curtain, Lu Liang was still in a daze, but Lin Xiaotian let out an impatient "tsk" and asked indifferently, "Do you still want to show your good news?"

"Uh......" Seeing Lin Xiaotian's boring expression, Lu Liang only felt stuffed in his heart.

Why? It's so hard for me to show off!

"Forget it, don't you say I'll say it for you, look at your stupidity, you can't even show off! I'll teach you, you have to ...... like this."

Lin Xiaotian shrugged his shoulders, turned around helplessly, and patted the fat man who was looking down at his light curtain.

At the other end of the screen, Lu Liang's arrogant smile gradually disappeared, his mouth grinned bigger and bigger, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.

How does it feel...... I'm not showing off, but I'm being shown off?

"Hey, Blackie, I'll have some exciting news for you. ”

Lin Xiaotian's movements were very ordinary, and his tone was flat, like small talk, just to make the fat man hear.

"What's the matter?" Lu Liang told you?" The fat man's eyes were still fixed on the light curtain, and he was not interested.

"Oh, he didn't say it, I guess, it seems, Lu Liang's anchor application was approved...... In other words, he will be the second anchor of the hero live broadcast platform. ”

Lin Xiaotian's tone was still flat, and it seemed that the news was not exciting at all.

For Lin Xiaotian, he already knew the news, but the fat man on the other side was different.

I saw that the fat man's fat body shook slightly, and the fat all over his body waved, and he was stunned for half a minute, and then, the fat man exploded!

"What! Brother God, what are you talking about?

The fat man sat like pins and needles, jumped up, swaying like a big jelly, his two eyes were round, and that posture seemed to kill as long as Lin Xiaotian said a word!

"If you don't see it yourself, the live broadcast platform should have a message push at this time. ”

With a wave of his hand, Lin Xiaotian no longer cares about the fat man, the effect he wants has been achieved, and it is not good to stimulate the fat man again.

Turning his head and looking at Lu Liang on the other end of the screen, Lin Xiaotian said indifferently: "See? I just said a word, your opponent has been defeated by me." ”

The fat man next to him had already exploded, and after he logged in to the platform, he saw a banner floating above the platform, and the whole platform was pushing.

[Congratulations to the genius killer Lu Liang, who successfully passed the review and became the second anchor of our station!

In this way, the fat man's mouth really can't stop, what he looks forward to day and night, was preempted by Lu Liang?

"I'm going! What's going on? Who can tell me! What kind of person who doesn't have long eyes actually passed the trial of this wood! What else can he do but fight?"

"He's well-known. Lin Xiaotian couldn't help but interject.

"It's not fair, Brother Tian! The second one is mine! I should be the second!" the fat man was still shouting.

"He's better known than you. Lin Xiaotian shrugged his shoulders.

"Woooooooooo......oo Why can he be it, but I can't......"

"He's well-known...... No, because you didn't apply, he did, it's as simple as that. ”

......

Far away on the other side of the screen, Lu Liang was messy in the wind, and he was like an audience, watching Lin Xiaotian and the fat man sing a duet opposite each other.

"Hey...... I said, master, shouldn't I pretend to be this force?"

Lu Liang asked weakly, but the two people on the opposite side were still discussing fiercely, and no one paid attention to him at all.

Hanging his head weakly, Lu Liang only felt that his world was dark, and he couldn't help but start to slander: Okay, I'll pretend to be a force, what happened...... It seems that Lin Xiaotian is pretending to be forced again?

Why do I say again?

......

Lu Liang is still too young, and the time he has been with Lin Xiaotian is too short, otherwise he will find that it is difficult to pretend to be by Lin Xiaotian's side!