Chapter 21: The Female Nerve
"Bi Ma Wen, if you know each other, let the old lady go quickly, otherwise the Taiyin Niangniang will know, so that you can't eat this monkey and walk around!"
"Even that old lady doesn't dare to talk to my old grandson like this, what are you!" A fierce light flashed in Sun Wukong's eyes, he didn't care about any pity for the jade, and directly hit the second sister Mao with a punch, the second sister Mao screamed, fell to the ground, and even the stone bed under him was shattered.
Looking at the jade rabbit spirit buried in the rubble and trembling with fright, Tang Song sighed, what did you say you had nothing to do to provoke this monkey?
"That Jiuyao has a bit of friendship with my grandson, but it's not easy to do. Sun Wukong frowned, seemingly distressed.
Looking at the second sister Mao who was lying in the ruins with a miserable face, Tang Song grinned, it's not easy to do it and beat people like this bear, if it's good to do it, you can't beat all the out?
"Hypocrisy!"
Don't look at the monkey who seems to be distressed now, if you really annoy him, you won't care if you have any friendship or not, if you can't get angry, even you will simply draw it together, and it is not that similar scenes have not appeared in the original Journey to the West.
And the most important thing is that Tang and Song are very suspicious that Jiuyao can sell some face here in Sun Wukong, and now that the monkey has not reconciled with the Heavenly Court, I am afraid that it is more likely that he will be sent by the Jade Emperor to crusade if he really meets Jiuyao Xingjun.
......
There is no time in the cave, and the cold and heat do not know the year.
I don't know how many days have passed, on this day Tang Song was boredly teasing the listless Jade Rabbit Essence, and suddenly felt a loud bang outside the cave, Tang Song's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly got up and walked to the monkey's side, and his intuition told him that the protagonist was coming!
The pig just drove the black cloud and stopped above the Yunzhan Cave, smashed down with a rake, smashed the rocks outside the cave, and roared with laughter: "Who is in charge of the cave, don't get out quickly! I am an old pig here, and those who know each other should leave here quickly, otherwise your pig grandfather will make you lose your soul with a rake!"
"Boom!"
was shouting, only to see the stone gate of the cave house wide open, and a woman in white jumped into the air in the blink of an eye.
Zhu Gangguan frowned and looked at the woman in white in front of him, only to feel that there was an indescribable strange feeling haunting his heart.
It was a beautiful and moving face, but the unusually rich facial expressions ruined this beauty, the eyes blinked quickly and continuously from time to time, the small nose was constantly wrinkled, the hands sometimes scratched the backs of the hands, sometimes stretched behind the ears, and the neck was shrunk like a monkey.
Even the original fairy white dress looked very weird, and the naked white jade-like delicate feet also jumped and hooked lightly from time to time, not only did not have the slightest temptation, but looked very funny.
"You-"
Pig Gang blinked, Rao is he had seen countless types of fairy goblins, and he couldn't help but be speechless at this time.
"Hey, I'm old...... I've been waiting for you for a long time!" the woman quickly scratched the back of her hand, bared her teeth and jumped in front of Pig Gang's body, and said with a strange smile.
Pig Gang swallowed and spit, hurriedly took a few steps back, this monster seems to be very difficult to provoke! At first glance, it looks abnormal, but after looking at it for a long time, it feels sick, and it feels like it has either been hit or its head was struck by lightning when it was transformed, and this kind of monster can not be provoked or try not to provoke.
"What are you looking for me?" asked the woman as she jumped up and down in mid-air, her unusually lively appearance that made Zhu Gangguan lose her mind for a while.
Hearing the woman's question, Zhu Gangguan hurriedly shook his head, regained his spirits, and shook the nine-toothed nail rake in his hand and said, "Didn't you hear clearly just now? !
"In that case, why don't you hurry into the cave and take a look?" the woman in white winked her eyebrows and smiled at Zhu Gang.
"Huh?"
Zhu Gangguan looked confused, and after a moment of sluggishness, he looked at the woman's eyes and said word by word: "You may not have heard clearly, I just said that from today onwards, this Yunzhan Cave is my old pig's!"
"yes! Then don't come in quickly. The woman replied with a smile.
"I mean—I'm going to take over your cave! Do you know what it means?" roared Pig Gang with the look of a dog.
"Of course you know, didn't you say it all three times?" the woman looked surprised.
Zhu Gangguan blinked, with a shocked look on his face, sure enough, there are all monsters in the Three Realms, he is now very sure, this monster must be sick, and I'm afraid it's not as simple as having his head struck by lightning when he transformed.
"Don't hurry up and follow me into the house!" the woman's tone was like that of an old bustard, with a look of impatience, and a pair of jade hands quietly pulled towards Zhu Gangguan's arm.
"What are you doing?!" Zhu Gang trembled with fright, and quickly shook his hand to shake off the woman, looking frightened as a woman from a good family being molested by a little hooligan.
"You monster, you said that you would seize the cave mansion, but when the matter comes, will you regret it?" the woman said with a frowning and impatient.
Pig Gangguana: "......"
Anyway, isn't the role of the two of us a little confused?
"There is fraud, there must be fraud in this!" Zhu Gang hurriedly took a few steps back, raised the nine-toothed nail rake and looked guarded.
When something goes wrong, there is a demon, this woman is so eager to let him in because there must be a ghost in her heart, and if she can't get it, I'm afraid that many helpers have already been ambushed in this cave, just waiting for those monsters who take the initiative to take the bait to go in, and then rush up and attack it in groups.
Looking at the door of the black hole, Zhu Gangguan felt more and more that it was like a hideous giant mouth that chose people to devour, and thousands of troops and horses had already been prepared inside, just waiting for him to throw himself into the net.
Thinking of this, Zhu Gangguan couldn't help but shudder, and said in his heart that thanks to my old pig, I would have had an extra heart, otherwise I would have fallen for this woman's evil deeds today.
"Monster, no matter how cunning you are, you can't imagine that your grandfather pig has already seen through your trick! Don't want to lure me into the mansion and do that trick of catching turtles in the urn!" Zhu Gangguan sneered.
The woman blinked, her heart became more and more anxious, and she wanted to directly change back to her original body to fight, but she remembered Tang Song's instructions, don't startle the snake and be run away by this monster, otherwise things will become very troublesome.
The woman took a deep breath, no longer caring about the suspicious pig Gangguan, and turned around and ran to the cave, intending to think about it in the long run.
This woman was incarnated by Sun Wukong, and she planned to change into the appearance of the second sister Mao to lure Zhu Gangguan into the cave, and then come to catch turtles in an urn, but obviously this plan failed.
Tang Song, who was peeking in the cave, couldn't help sighing, he didn't expect this pig's head to be a little shrewd, but this monkey's acting skills are really too poor, like a female neurotic, no one dares to enter!