Bajie approached, bowed deeply, and shouted, "Grandma, the poor monk is polite." Fastest update"

When the two goblins saw Bajie calling him grandma, they said happily: "You are a good monk, you are a little polite, and you will say grandma." ”

The two goblins asked again, "I don't know where the elders came from?"

Bajie replied: "From there." ”

The two goblins asked again, "Then where are you going again?"

Bajie replied: "Where did you go again?" ”

The goblin asked again, "And what's your name?"

Bajie replied again, "What is my name?" ”

The two female goblins laughed and said, "This monk is good, but I don't know the origin, and I can only say smooth words." ”

Bajie suddenly smiled and said, "Grandma, what are you doing with water?"

When the goblin saw that Bajie was demented, he replied, "Little monk, you don't know. My old lady took a monk in the cave last night, and asked us to treat him, but the water in my cave was not clean, so the old lady sent me two to come here to play this yin and yang ** good water, and arrange a feast of vegetarian fruits and vegetables, and ate with the monk, and got married at night. ”

When Bajie heard this, he thought that the golden cicada was going to get married again, so he hurriedly pulled out and ran up the mountain and shouted: "Senior Brother Sha, quickly bring the luggage, let's divide it!"

When Sha Seng heard that Bajie was going to split up again, he asked, "Second Senior Brother, how are you going down to investigate, why do you want to split up again?"

Bajie panted and said: "After the separation, you will go to the quicksand river to eat people, I will go to Gao Laozhuang to visit relatives, Brother Monkey will go to Huaguo Mountain to be sacred, the white dragon horse will return to the sea and become a dragon, and the master will become a family in this goblin cave! Let's all go home!"

Wukong took the luggage when he saw Bajie getting started, and shouted angrily: "This idiot is talking nonsense again!"

Seeing that Wukong was angry, Bajie also shouted: "You are just talking nonsense! Just now, the two female goblins who carried water said that they would arrange a vegetarian feast and eat with the master to get married!"

Wukong sighed and said, "That female goblin trapped Master in the cave, and Master can only hope that we will save him, but you are saying such things here!"

Bajie put down the luggage in his hand and said helplessly: "You say, how to save it?"

Wukong said: "You two lead the horse and carry the burden, let's follow the two female monsters, make an introduction, lead to the door, and start together." ”

Bajie was really obedient, so he had no choice but to accompany him.

Wukong looked at the two monsters from a distance, gradually entering the deep mountains, a distance of one or twenty miles, and suddenly disappeared.

When Bajie saw it, he exclaimed: "Why is it gone, could it be that the master took it from the ghost in the day!"

Wukong smiled: "Bajie, you have good eyesight, how can you see his true appearance?"

Bajie shook his head and said, "Those two monsters, why are they carrying the water away, and suddenly disappeared, aren't they ghosts in the day?"

Wukong smiled: "I think I went into the hole, wait for me to take a look." ”

Wukong went down to take a look, opened his eyes of fire, looked at the mountain, and sure enough, there was no movement, only to see that in front of the steep cliff, there was a delicate and transparent fine makeup flower, piled up with five colors, three eaves and four clusters of archway.

He and the Bajie sand monk looked closely, there were six big characters on it, and it was a bottomless pit in the empty mountain.

Wukong smiled: "Bajie, look, this female goblin has a shelf here, but I don't know where the door opens." ”

Sha Seng glanced at it and said, "Two senior brothers, it's not far!

When several people turned to look, there was a big stone at the foot of the hill under the archway, about more than ten miles in a square circle; there was a hole with a large cylinder mouth in the middle, and it was smooth to climb.

Bajie hurriedly shouted: "Brother Monkey, look. This is the entrance to the elf hole. ”

Wukong looked at it, touched his head, and sighed: "Strange! My grandson has been hiding from you two since he protected the monk, and the goblin also took some, but I don't see such a cave." Bajie, you go down and try it first, see how shallow and deep there are, so I can go in and save the master. ”

Bajie shook his head and said: "Brother Monkey, this is difficult! This is difficult! My old pig's body is rammed, if it collapses, my feet will hang down, I don't know how long it will be in two or three years!"

Goku asked, "How deep do you know?"

Eight rings said below: "Brother Monkey, look!"

Wukong crouched on the edge of the cave, looked down carefully, hey, it was deep, there were more than 300 miles around, and he turned around and said, "Bajie, it's really deep!"

Wukong, who heard Bajie, sighed with emotion and hurriedly said, "Then let's go back." Master can't save it!"

Wukong shouted: "Bajie, what you said there! Mo Sheng is lazy, take a break from being sluggish, put down the luggage first, tie the horse to the archway pillar, you make the nail palladium, and the senior brother Sha makes the staff, block the cave door, and let me go in and inquire." If Master is really inside, I will beat the goblin out with a golden rod, and when she runs to the door, the two of you will block it outside, and here you should join forces and kill the female goblin, so that Master can be saved. ”

Eight precepts, the two sand monks nodded and obeyed.

Wukong jumped into the hole, with colorful clouds under his feet, and the rui qi around him protected thousands of layers.

After a short time, Wukong arrived in the far-reaching, where the edge was clear and clear, and there was generally the sun, the wind, and flowers, fruits, and trees.

Wukong was overjoyed when he saw this: "What a place to go! I want my grandson to be born, and the heaven-given water curtain cave is also a blessed place here!"

When Wukong was looking, he saw a gatehouse with two drops of water, all of which were pine and bamboo, and there were many houses in it, and he thought, "This must be the residence of the female goblin, I will go there first and inquire." ”

Wukong thought for a moment, "No, if you go like this, he will recognize me, so it is better to change first." ”

Wukong twisted the trick, turned into a fly, and flew gently on the gatehouse to listen.

I saw the strange man sitting in the grass pavilion, his appearance, compared to saving him in the pine forest, and taking him in the temple, is different, and he is more and more handsome: his hair is like a pile of crows, and he is dressed in green velvet flowers.

A pair of golden lotus is just half-folded, and the ten fingers are like spring bamboo shoots. The dough of flour is like a silver basin, and the red lips are as smooth as cherries. is upright and beautiful, and Chang'e is happy in the month. If you hold the monk who learns the scriptures today, you will have fun and sleep on the same couch. Wukong didn't speak, but listened to what he said.

After a while, the goblin burst through the cherry and shouted happily, "Little ones, come to the vegetarian feast." I got married to my brother who was a monk. ”

Wukong smiled secretly: "It turns out that I really want to get married! I thought it was Bajie talking nonsense! Wait for me to fly in first to find out and see where the master is." I don't know what the monk's heart is. If he is moved, it is okay to leave him here. ”

Wukong hurriedly spread his wings and flew to the inside to see the place, and in the red paper lattice under the east corridor, there were golden cicadas.

Wukong smashed his head through the lattice eye, flew on the bald head of the golden cicada, and called softly, "Master." ”

Jin Chanzi recognized the voice and hurriedly shouted, "Wukong, save my life!"

Wukong sneered, "Master, it's not good! That female goblin is arranging a feast and wants to marry you." When the time comes, how good will it be to give birth to a boy and a half girl, who will also be the offspring of your monk?"

When Jin Chanzi heard this, he gritted his teeth and said: "Wukong, I went out of Chang'an, went to the mountains of the two realms to collect you, and came to the west, you see that hour? That day was crooked? Today I was held by this female goblin and asked for a spouse, if I really lost the true yang, then I will fall into reincarnation, hit the back of the Yin Mountain, and never turn over!"

Wukong hurriedly laughed: "Don't swear, I'm joking." Since the master has a sincere heart and goes to the west to learn scriptures, then Lao Sun will definitely take you to Lingshan to see the Buddha. ”

Jin Chanzi secretly rejoiced, it seems that Wukong really wants to go to Lingshan, so he doesn't have to persuade him to come.

Jin Chanzi said: "Wukong, the way in, I forgot for the teacher." ”

Wukong smiled and said, "Don't say you forgot." His hole, no more than walking in and out, is drilled up and down. Now that I have saved you, I have to drill down and up. If the creation is high, drill the hole, and go out, but if the creation is low, you can't drill, and there will be a suffocating day. ”

When Jin Chanzi heard this, he pretended to be full of tears and said, "It's so difficult, how can it be good?"

Wukong said, "It's okay! If the goblin gives you wine to eat, and there is no way, you can take it, but you have to pour it quickly, pour a happy flower, and when I turn into a worm and fly under the wine bubbles, he swallows me in one gulp, and I will break his heart and liver, tear off his heart, and kill the goblin, and then you will have to get out." ”

Jin Chanzi said again: "Wukong, you say this, it's just not a son of man." ”

Wukong said: "If you do good now, your life will be suspended." This goblin is a harmful thing, and you pity him!"

Jin Chanzi shook his head, clasped his palms and said, "Okay, okay! You just need to follow me to learn the scriptures." ”

The master and apprentice, before the discussion was decided, the female goblin had already arranged to stop, approached the east corridor alone, unlocked the door, and shouted: "Elder." ”

The golden cicada didn't agree, and the female goblin screamed again, but the golden cicada still didn't agree.

What does it mean that he doesn't dare to agree? Thinking about opening his mouth and distracting his spirit, his tongue moving is right and wrong.

But he thought in his heart, if he didn't open his mouth, he was afraid that he would be ruthless and kill him in an instant.

It was the dilemma of asking, thinking twice and patiently, and being suspicious, the female goblin called out again, "Elder." ”

Jin Chanzi discussed it with Wukong, but he had no choice but to respond to him: "Lady, there is." ”

The elder should say this, it is really a thousand pounds of flesh.

People say that Jin Chanzi is a sincere monk of the tenth generation, and he went to the west to worship the Buddha and ask for scriptures, how could he answer this female goblin like this?

But they didn't know that this was the autumn of critical survival, and they were desperate for helplessness, although they had an answer from the outside, they actually had nothing to do with it.

The female goblin saw the golden cicada answer, he pushed open the door, picked up the golden cicada, and he was back to him, head to ear, you see him make that thousand delicate postures, ten thousand styles, how do you know that the golden cicada is troubled!

Wukong secretly laughed: "My master was coaxed by him like this, I am afraid that I will be tempted for a while. ”

Exactly: the real monk and demon are suffering to meet the baby, and the monster is really boastful. The faint green eyebrows are divided into willow leaves, and the face of Yingyingdan is lined with peach blossoms. Embroidered shoes slightly expose double hooked phoenixes, cloud buns and high plates with two sideburns. With a smile and the teacher, hand in hand, the fragrant orchid musk is full of robes.