Chapter 171: Everything Goes According to the Script
"Lady Bones is the head again, let's hurry up and set up a banquet to celebrate, the time for Lady Bones to really perish is getting closer and closer!" Looking at the shocked old man and others next to him, Tang Song hurriedly said, remembering that the third appearance of the White Bone Spirit last time was next to the second time, so hurry up and set up the scene.
The old man nodded hurriedly, and instructed the villagers to hurriedly put all the fine wine and delicacies on the table, and carry a large wine vat and place it in the center of the square.
Strip-shaped tables and chairs have been spread out on the square, on which the dishes and chopsticks have been stacked neatly, and the villagers have been filling wine from large wine jars, putting them in wine jars and placing them on various tables.
Tang Song came to the old man's side, glanced around and asked in a low voice, "Is the third brother here?" This is the most important person in this scene, Tang Song has to make sure that the male number one is present this time, otherwise the show will not be staged.
"Third brother?"
The old man looked confused, his cloudy eyes were full of doubts, and he thought for a while before clapping his hands and laughing: "The elder is talking about the three boys of the old Li family! Isn't that pouring wine over there? How could the elder know him?"
Tang Song followed his gaze and saw that the third brother, who was still awake, was there with his eyebrows dancing towards the wine jar, and from time to time he approached the wine barrel and sniffed lightly, with a look of intoxication.
Very good, seeing that the third brother was unharmed, Tang Song's heart immediately let go of half of it, go forward, boy!
However, Tang Song thought about it, and was still a little uneasy, called Sun Wukong to his side, and whispered a few words, Sun Wukong nodded, gently plucked a hair and turned into a clone, hiding near the wine vat.
Tang Song was afraid that if something happened, he would let Sun Wukong be the last gate, and never let the white bone spirit get close to the wine vat and have any chance of poisoning.
"Let's talk first!"
At this time, the old man stood up tremblingly, came to Tang Song on crutches, and said loudly: "The elder is the great benefactor of my village, and he is the god sent by God to save us, if there is no elder, we don't know how long we will be hungry, and in the end we will definitely not escape the poisonous hands of the monster, so everyone in our village must give the elder a cup!
Tang Song pursed his lips, and the gods sent by heaven to save you, if you wait for the heavens to send people down, your bones will be able to grow hair under the ground.
Gently picked up the wine glass, took a small sip absentmindedly, and kept looking at the third brother, the third brother's table had obviously been drunk, the third brother opened his clothes, revealing a body of ribs, a big bowl and a big bowl of wine with the people at the same table, and after a while, his face was red and fluttering, and his body was also a little shaky.
After three rounds of wine and five flavors, at this time, the sixth child turned into Mrs. Bai Gu was quietly entering the venue, and when she saw the huge wine vat in the middle of the square, she couldn't help but light up, tightened the corpse pill in her palm, and quietly walked over.
"Old ...... Sixth, why have you been to a thatched house for so long?Hurry up and come back and continue drinking!" At this moment, there was a thunderclap, and the third brother appeared on the stage, staggered over, grabbed Mrs. Bai Gu's shoulder, and pulled it to the wine table involuntarily, and said in a daze.
This unlucky white bone spirit, who is not good, but the sixth brother who is familiar with the third brother, all the tragedies start here.
Mrs. Bai Gu looked at the third brother and the others who were drunk in a daze, her face was inexplicable, she raised her head with a frown, and the eyes of the two suddenly met together, as if a spark flashed, and at the same time, this fateful encounter was also fulfilled.
Tang Song has been silently paying attention to the situation on the third brother's side, looking at the villagers who have turned into Mrs. Bai Gu crying without tears, and drying bowl after bowl of wine, Tang Song can't help but laugh in his heart, after today, he will definitely have a deep memory of this man named the third brother.
After a while, Lady Bones had already taken the initiative to drink, holding a wine bowl and shouting loudly that she was Lady Bones, threatening everyone next to her to drink quickly.
It seems that this product has been completely drunk, Tang Song felt that the heat was about the same, and Sun Wukong stood up and slowly came to Mrs. White Bone, Tang Song smiled and looked at Mrs. White Bone, who was about to show her true body, and said: "Mrs. White Bone, don't come to harm, do you remember the poor monk?"
Mrs. White Bone was pouring wine into her mouth, and when she heard the familiar voice, she couldn't help but look up at Tang Song, her eyes were full of confusion, she frowned and shook her head vigorously, only to feel that the wine was surging up for a while, and the light flashed and turned back into her real body, and a beautiful woman with a bewitching figure and all kinds of amorous feelings appeared in front of everyone.
Probably feeling a little hot after drinking, Mrs. White Bone couldn't help but tug down on the placket of her chest, revealing a large area of towering snow white.
Tang Song swallowed his saliva, and kept reminding himself in his heart that this was just a corpse, and the small animal or something was enough, and the taste must not get heavier and heavier.
"Monk, hurry up and come over to drink with the old lady, otherwise I will put this corpse pill in the wine vat and let you all become living corpses!" Mrs. Bai Gu sat on the chair with her skirt open, holding a large bowl full of wine in one tender white hand, and holding the dark green corpse pill in the palm of her hand with the other hand, looking at Tang Song and shouting.
Tang Song's eyes lit up, this corpse pill is an interesting thing, it is simply a portable bioweapon of mass destruction, but I don't know if this thing is effective for mortals, whether it has any effect on those monsters.
"Whoosh!"
Sun Wukong beckoned, and the corpse pill had already fallen lightly on the monkey's hand, sniffed lightly, and said with disdain: "It's just a poison pill condensed by corpse poison, I'm afraid it can only pose a little threat to some little demons, it's really useless." ”
"Oh, it can still work on youkai? That's not too much of a. Tang Song narrowed his eyes, but he didn't dare to reach out and touch it, the ghost knew if there was any poison on this corpse pill, and he couldn't think of turning into a living corpse.
So he hurriedly said to Sha Wujing next to him: "Wujing, put this away for the time being, maybe it will be of some use in the future." ”
Sha Wujing nodded, wrapped the corpse pill tightly, and then put it in his arms.
"You...... Why did you take my corpse pills, you haven't been drinking with me yet!" Lady Bones staggered to her feet, stretched out her arms, and waved them forward wildly.
Tang Song hurriedly smiled and said: "Madame, don't worry, as long as you are willing to answer a question from the poor monk, the poor monk will accompany you to get drunk and rest." ”
This is the real purpose of Tang Song, he wants to take the opportunity of drinking more white bone essence to make some words, otherwise he would have let the monkey beat her to death with a stick.
"Really? ...... What is the problem?" Hearing that Fang Xiu was drunk, Mrs. White Bone's eyes couldn't help but light up, and she hurriedly cheered up and asked vaguely with her tongue wide.