"Huh?" Kunpeng almost wondered if he was old and had otitis media, and then he thought about it, how could I get sick at the ninth order of my golden body?

"What's the matter? Don't you understand? Then I'll say it again: give me your pants, for free. ”

Meng Xiang silently repeated again, the smile of the blossoming wealth was like a corgi that had been shaved to.

"......" Kunpeng looked dumbfounded.

It is said that he looked dumbfounded not because of the lack of adjectives, but because Kunpeng didn't know what expression to use when he heard this.

"You... What the hell do you mean?"

It's not because what Meng Xiang said is too unbelievable, but it's an intuition.

An intuition that only the old fox rolling over the blade of the mall can have.

What's up... Meng Xiang must be thinking about something very bad!

"Hoho, don't you agree?" Meng Xiang asked.

"How can you agree, I'm a man, you're perverted, you want my pants?!"

"Oh, yes, I could have forgiven you for your sake, if you had agreed, but now it seems... No, I can't. ”

"Forgive me, forgive me, forgive me?" Kunpeng was really confused by Meng Xiang, scratching his head and ears in annoyance. "What are you here for?"

"For what purpose?"

Meng Xiang's evil smile retracted: "You are actually embarrassed to ask me what is the purpose? I really forgot my things when it was dark the day before yesterday, I only have four bottles of that bottle of wine, and I am willing to drink a sip during the New Year's Festival, you actually dare to hack me? and my magic weapon!"

"I'll go, you have so many treasures, what's wrong with the two of you? Besides, if you ask me to do something, do you still want me to pay for it?" Kunpeng was also angry, and scolded when he dropped his wine glass.

When Meng Xiang heard this, he was lightly stunned.

"It's nice to get paid for things, but the problem is... You're too dark! Those few things are more than enough to buy you ten Kunpeng Cities! How can there be such a deal? It's just a fake marriage, you have such a appetite, and you're not afraid of gallstones?"

When Kunpeng heard this, he was relieved.

Meng Xiang, after all, an immortal emperor like you still won't negotiate, right?

I see, you really came here for the events of the previous two days.

I don't know who you're assisted with, it seems like you're a lot more powerful, but...

Since you have exposed your purpose, then you have committed the taboo of mouth cannons, and I will teach you what is the real mouth cannon.

Thinking of this, Kunpeng's anger subsided, and he instead hung up a sneer, like the villain Fu Second Generation who fancied the heroine in a third-rate movie.

"Oh, it turns out that Lord Immortal Emperor, you are here today for this matter? Really, why didn't you say it earlier? I'm sorry, I really didn't expect that a dignified Immortal Emperor would be so stingy. ”

Kunpeng smiled, picked up another goblet, and poured some wine.

He took a sip leisurely, looked sideways at Meng Xiang and smiled: "But remember, it's your fault to be deceived, who made you stupid! I still have a conscience, I lied to you and lied to you, at least I will do what I say, I will help you do things if I promise to help you do things, if you are not convinced, you can cheat back." ”

What's going on, what's going on? What if I lie to you? You have the ability to beat me? It's not cool, right? You want to beat me, right? You~ garbage!

Looking at Meng Xiang's silent appearance, Kunpeng didn't mention how cool it was.

Of course, the confrontation is the confrontation, and Meng Xiang and Kunpeng both know the victory or defeat in this game, this is just an outsider.

No matter who wins or loses Meng Xiang and Kunpeng in the end, the plan is to be carried out!

It's just a small personal grudge that doesn't affect the big picture.

Well, yes, a personal vendetta that doesn't affect the big picture... The point is that no matter what the outcome of this personal vendetta is, it will not affect the overall situation!

Win or lose, fake marriage is the overall situation, and it will not affect it, at best it is just an awkward little fight between the two.

But......

In this case, you have to remember that it doesn't affect the overall situation anyway, you can use any despicable means, don't have psychological barriers, just cheat. 】

This is taught by Mingtian himself!

After being silent for a long time, Meng Xiang raised his head violently and pulled out a sly smile.

"Now, Kunpeng, I heard that you are the king of totems, right?"

This gloomy voice made Kunpeng inevitably feel a little weak.

"Ming... Ask while knowing the answer. ”

"Now, when you get married, you have to set up a banquet, in addition to inviting all the totem clans, you also have to invite the masters of the upper echelons of other races, right?

"That's... So what?"

Why are you talking about this all of a sudden?

The more Kunpeng listened, the more vain he became, and the three-point advantage he had finally obtained seemed to be gone in an instant.

"You said that on the day of the wedding, as the bride, Cronos, if it was exposed that he had a private meeting with another man before the wedding...... You said that I will bring five cows to the grassland above your head, can you eat it?"

"What?" Kunpeng was stunned.

Syllable!

Without waiting for him to react, Meng Xiang snapped his fingers, and a mirror flew out of the storage space, and after a few turns, it hovered in mid-air.

Haotian Mirror!

In addition to the functions used in normal combat, in fact, there is also the ability to perceive everything in the world... To put it bluntly, it's a voyeuristic artifact.

Running with the streamer.

On the Haotian Mirror, the scene in Kronos's room suddenly appeared.

I saw Lu Buwei sitting cross-legged face to face with Kronos, helping her regulate her meridians.

Hawkers, to put it bluntly, conditioning the meridians is to use the true yuan of outsiders to impact the acupuncture points in order to strengthen one's own means.

In this case, if you look at it with Haotian Mirror, and it is silenced, it looks like Lu Buwei is flirting with her touching.

That's right!

Matching deer is not for Kronos, but also for this trick!

At this moment, Kunpeng was stunned.

"Hey... Hey, Meng Xiang, you... You're not kind, I promised to help you fake your marriage, and if you still put this kind of picture out on the wedding day, I ...... You ......"

"What if you let it out?" Meng Xiang laughed more and more treacherously.

Although it was a fake marriage, the guests didn't know it, if this was really released on the wedding day, Kunpeng could only think of one result...

I can use my green head, not to mention feeding the cows, to run horses, right?

You kid, just frame me, you still want to plant me a green hat?

Fake marriage, real green hair, the weight of this hat is deducted, Kunpeng feels afraid that his head will be smashed into gongs and drums.

Kunpeng was instantly frightened and angry, and roared angrily: "I... I... I don't ......."

"You want to say that your fake marriage is not concluded, do you?" Before Kunpeng could finish speaking, Meng Xiang interrupted him as soon as he interjected.

Looking carefully, Meng Xiang's eyes really made Kunpeng chuckle in his heart.

"Do you think I'm going to let you escape?"

It's amazing, Mingtian!

So far, Kunpeng's reaction and words have been able to be counted word for word!

Mingtian, this guy, has he really never seen Kunpeng? This calculation power is not so accurate for ordinary brothers, right?

Hold the cards in one hand!

This one, I won!

"You can get married if you want, give me back the bride price I gave you, the treasures you want, including the bottle of wine! After you get it back, I'll still talk about your green. ”

"Huh?"

"Well, that's right, I'll hire thirty storytellers on the main road of your Kunpeng City, divide your green story into eight articles, and take turns saying in the morning, noon and evening! Even if you revoke your marriage, the guests have already received the notice, and everyone knows that you have revoked your marriage because you were green... Well, the number one master of the Nine Continents, the grassland on the skull can't eat five cows, what do you say about this title?"

"Ha ???"

"Oh, by the way, if you don't want me to say it, it's okay, let me get married in the same way! Give me back all my treasures! And call me Brother Meng from now on. It's a pity, I asked you for pants at the beginning, if you gave them to me, you wouldn't have lost so badly. ”

After a bombardment-like mouth cannon, Kunpeng's whole face suddenly turned like earth.

Bang dang!

The goblet fell to the ground and shattered into slag.

This time, it was not Kunpeng who was angry, but was completely calculated to collapse in the future.

I saw him shake a few times, and finally poofed and knelt on the ground.

Unwilling, gritting his teeth, squeezed out a sentence from between his teeth.

"It's the concubine who lost. ”

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