Chapter 11: Fairy Tales Kill People
"Whew~~~~"
Tang Song looked at the Taoist who flew away, speechless for a while, and the rebirth point changed again.
Now that Tang and Song have completely woken up, the plot of this Journey to the West is absolutely completely broken, and everything can no longer be looked at in the original book.
Tang Song looked up and looked forward, not far away was the Five Elements Mountain, which had not yet been poisoned, rubbing his hands, Tang Song had a cruel smile on his face: "Monkey, I, Hu Hansan, am back again!"
The car came to Sun Wukong, who was staring at him coldly, and without saying a word, "Bang!" A crisp sound, a clean brain scoop fanned over, and then quickly retreated before Sun Wukong could react.
Sun Wukong: Why am I in a circle? What happened just now?
It took a long time for Sun Wukong to react, his eyes were sharply congested, and he trembled with anger, as the Monkey King who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace back then, the Jade Emperor also wanted to give him three points, how could he have been so humiliated. Looking at Tang Song with a smug face, he roared angrily, and his body struggled hard, but how could the Buddha's seal be loosened so easily, and it was only in vain to toss for a long time, but he was so tired that he was out of breath.
Sun Wukong: "You bald donkey, you dare to tease my old grandson like this, when I go out, I will definitely crush your bones and ashes!"
"Huh. ”
Although Sun Wukong didn't understand the meaning of these two words, he could see the mockery on Tang Song's face, and his heart was even more annoyed.
Tang and Song saw that the fire was almost over, so he said slowly: "The great sage doesn't need to be ashamed, the poor monk is the one who went to the west to worship the Buddha and ask for scriptures under the guidance of Guanyin Bodhisattva." ”
"Guanyin?Xitian?" Sun Wukong's eyes immediately turned red, it turned out to be Rulai's bald subordinate, no wonder he humiliated me so much, and gave him a brain scoop when he came up.
Ignoring the monkey's wrinkling eyebrows and glaring over there, Tang Song said to himself: "But the poor monk is a mortal after all, the road to the West Heaven is far away, there are countless demons and monsters, and one person needs to protect him thoroughly." After speaking, he glanced at Sun Wukong with a smile.
"If you have been pressuring me for 500 years, you still want my old grandson to protect his disciples?! It's just wishful thinking!" Sun Wukong's eyes burst into murder.
Tang Song smiled indifferently, and continued unhurriedly: "The Great Sage's words are wrong, helping others is also helping yourself, as long as you are willing to protect the poor monk Xitian to learn scriptures, the poor monk will help you regain your freedom, it should be a transaction." ”
Freely!
Sun Wukong's body trembled slightly, losing the preciousness of Fang Zhi, there is nothing more precious to him than these two words, if he could read a little more books back then, the classic "Freedom and Love" may not have anything to do with Pei Duofei.
The monkey lowered his head and rolled his eyes, and said in a deep voice: "Okay! My grandson promised you, as long as you are willing to let me out, I will escort you to the western heaven." ”
"Little smash! Scheming monkey! Get rough for me! If I hadn't been beaten to death by you with a stick, Lao Tzu would have really believed it!" Seeing that Sun Wukong agreed without hesitation, Tang Song scolded in his heart.
"Don't be busy, don't be busy, this matter is very important, the great sage should think about it. ”
Tang Song sat cross-legged in front of Sun Wukong, cleaned the weeds and dirt on his head for him, and said in a low voice: "The great sage might as well listen to the little monk first, I know that the great sage has resentment in his heart, in fact, the poor monk does not have a good impression of him, but everything in the world is for the benefit, and the poor monk takes the scriptures for immortality, so he is not unwilling to recognize him as a Buddha." The same is true of the Great Sage, hatred may as well be put aside, and the Great Sage only asks for the word freedom when he learns from me, just as a fair deal, and everyone takes what they need. After more than ten years, it is nothing for the great sage, when the scriptures are completed, it is good to return to Huaguo Mountain, or to find revenge, all according to the will of the great sage, the poor monk will not stop it, but if the great sage gives up this opportunity, he does not know how long he will suffer under this mountain. ”
Hearing what Tang Song said, Sun Wukong was silent for a long time, and asked in a low voice: "Aren't you afraid that my old grandson will regret it when the time comes?"
Tang Song complained in his heart, but his face was always as calm as water, and he shook his head and said: "Although the great sage has great powers, I am afraid that there are still some gaps compared with the Buddha, even if the great sage gets rid of Wuzhi Mountain for a while, but after all, he can't get rid of the Buddha's control, only the great sage can help the poor monk learn the scriptures in the west, so that he can be truly free, the great sage is a smart person, and he naturally knows this." Of course, compared to these poor monks, they believe in the conduct of the great sage more, and they do what they say, and they have clear grievances, and they should be a model among the demon kings!"
"What you monk said does make some sense...... Sun Wukong looked hesitant, obviously still hesitating.
Tang Song let out a sigh of relief, obviously this monkey has already moved a little, as long as he adds a fire, he will definitely be able to persuade it.
"The Great Sage must know that although the world is big, but the people who are willing to help the Great Sage, I am afraid that there is no one else except the poor monks, is the Great Sage willing to stay under this Five Finger Mountain for a lifetime?!"
There was a silent silence.
"That's it!"
After a long time, Sun Wukong finally sighed, "You monk is good at speaking, my old grandson will follow you to the west heaven to help you obtain the true scriptures!"
Tang Song clapped his hands violently, and his heart finally landed smoothly.
No longer delaying time, Tang Song got up and went up the mountain, but after walking two steps, he suddenly remembered something, turned around and said: "Great Sage, the poor monk will tear off the seal for you, but the Great Sage is only afraid that the sky will fall apart, and the poor monk will not be able to withstand it, so please let the poor monk stay away a few steps." "Damn, ropeless bungee jumping doesn't want to play anymore!
"You have your own grandson to protect you, go quickly!" Sun Wukong shook his head, looking impatient.
Tang Song was relieved, climbed to the golden post again, tore it off violently, and then shouted loudly: "Great Sage, please wait for a while, wait for the poor monk to ......" But before the words fell, the familiar vibration came from under his feet again, and then there was a landslide and the ground cracked.
Tang Song: "I'm a mud horse!"
......
Tang Song, who was paralyzed on the ground, calmed down his emotions, slowly got up, and stared at Sun Wukong in front of him nervously, after all, this person has a criminal record, and turning his face is like turning a book.
As if he saw Tang Song's thoughts, Sun Wukong snorted coldly: "My old grandson is true to his word, and he will never regret what he promised you!"
Tang Song really put his mind at ease, and then looked at Sun Wukong, who was dangling around bare-chested, Tang Song felt that he tasted it with his eyes, and the taste was very pungent, so ashamed!
seemed to feel the hot gaze next to him, Sun Wukong looked around and said, "You wait here for a while, and my old grandson will go back when he goes!"
"Great Sage, what do you want to do here?" Tang Song held his head high, his hands behind his back, and then sighed lightly and pretended to be deep.
"Step on the southern sky, shatter the sky!" The great sage stood in the sky, holding an iron rod, his golden eyes flashed, and he looked proudly at the sky.
"If you don't go back......"
"And never go back!"
......
Well, in fact, the above dialogue was just a conjecture in Tang Song's mind, in fact, the monkey had already disappeared in mid-air, and he didn't even leave a monkey hair.
"Your sister, didn't this thing throw Lao Tzu here and run away, right?" Tang Song was shocked.
Tang Song sat on the ground with his butt and straightened out his thoughts a little: Now that Sun Wukong has been recruited, the thickest thigh on the way to the west has been successfully held, and then as long as he continues to accept Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha, then the journey to the west will almost be more than half successful, and then he will achieve positive results and live forever, how happy and happy!
"Roar!"
Just thinking about it, suddenly a heaven-shattering tiger roar sounded in his ears, Tang Song's kidneys suddenly twitched, and he hurriedly raised his eyes, and couldn't help but be frightened, but it was a colorful tiger walking towards this side, presumably attracted by the movement just now.
"Great Sage, where are you?"
"Goku!
"Sun Monkey, come back soon!"
"Bi Ma Wen!
Tang Song hugged a tree, crying and mourning, and his voice was so loud that he didn't even see a single monkey hair.
"It doesn't matter, the Great Sage must be delayed on the road, and he will definitely come back in a moment, I must stabilize it first and don't panic. Tang Song comforted himself.
"Besides, tigers can't climb trees, I'm still safe for the time being, hum, didn't Lao Tzu read the fairy tales of tiger apprenticeship when he was a child?" Tang Song looked at the salivating tiger below with disdain, raised his middle finger high, and then saw the tiger below slowly hugging the tree trunk with its paws, and climbed up step by step.
"I'm going to climb up step by step, waiting for the sun to look at its face quietly......"
Tang Song: "It's so embarrassing!"
And then...... There was no then, the tiger swatted like a fly, directly picked Tang Song under the tree, and then slowly picked it up and left.
"Fairy tales kill people!"