Chapter 594: Three hundred rounds of battle
Earn 800 immortals to go to the Immortal Palace, this is the biggest harvest of this trip.
Li Xiuyuan didn't plan to do so, but it just happened to happen, and since it was an opportunity, he naturally couldn't let it go.
But when he returned to the Cloud Cliff Cave Mansion, his originally good mood suddenly became bad.
"Drive, drive, run faster, obediently listen to Uncle Ben's words, Uncle Ben promises that you will eat and drink spicy food, and be happy. "A chubby doll is located on the body of a crane, grabbing the crane's neck, like riding a horse, directing the crane to run around in the cave.
The crane sometimes flew to the beam, sometimes jumped on several cases, and sometimes flapped its wings and flew in the air, making bursts of crane chirps.
It was originally a neat immortal cave mansion, but now it is full of messes.
All kinds of fairy fruit wine are scattered all over the ground.
And what made Li Xiuyuan angry the most was that this ginseng baby was actually drunk and red, holding a wine jug in her hand, like a madman, drinking and singing.
"Hey, hey, where is such a beautiful fairy sister, come, accompany Uncle Ben for a drink, follow Uncle Ben in the future, Uncle Ben will let you wear gold and silver, rich and glorious, come, drink this cup is Uncle Ben's person." ”
The ginseng baby rode the crane and rushed here, drunk and drunk, it learned to be a disciple and teased the third sister of the fox.
The third sister of the fox paused for a moment, and then looked at the drunken ginseng baby with a smile: "This uncle has a good amount of alcohol, but the slave family is not strong enough to drink, but this wine is unblessed." ”
The ginseng baby burped, and said with a red face: "Since Sister Fairy is not strong enough to drink, then Uncle Ben drank this glass of wine for you...... As the saying goes, the bright moonlight in front of the bed, suspected to be frost on the ground, look up at the bright moon, bow your head and think of your hometown, it's really a good poem, a good poem. ”
After saying that, he craned his neck and drank a full glass.
"You bear child, you should fight, smack~!"
Li Xiuyuan didn't hesitate to slap him over.
"Poof~!"
The ginseng baby's neck was crooked, a mouthful of wine spurted out, and the whole person flew out directly from the crane, and finally slammed into the wall not far away.
"Rebellion, even Uncle Ben dares to fight, who is it, stand up, Uncle Ben will fight with you for 300 rounds, whoever admits defeat is a bad seed. ”
The ginseng baby immediately turned over and stood up, stepping on a few cases with her feet, looking angry.
"It's me, what's the matter, do you want to fight me for three hundred rounds?" Li Xiuyuan strode with a dark face.
"Huh?"
Ginseng Wa rubbed his drunken eyes, he saw a dangling figure walking towards him, and only when he got close did he see it clearly, and his eyes immediately widened, and he was full of excitement, and the drunken spirit was also dispelled.
An inexplicable memory flooded over me, and it recalled once again the fear of being dominated by that man.
"It's only been a few days, you're very capable, drinking, molesting women, beating cranes, and being the king here, I'm looking at your fine skin and tender meat, are you boiled in soup? I haven't drunk ginseng soup for five hundred years, and I heard that eating it can prolong life, so it's better to stew you today."
See if it really works. ”
Li Xiuyuan's eyes flashed with a strange light, as if he was a butcher, and it was the meat on the chopping board.
"Wait, wait, listen to the explanation, things are not what you think. The ginseng baby was shocked, and hurriedly stretched out her chubby little hand to stop her. 、
"Okay, I don't have much experience in teaching and educating people, but I have a lot of experience in fighting, and I just came back from a fight, and my hands are hot, so we'll talk about what we have to say." Li Xiuyuan clenched his fist, and the muscles in his arms were already bulging.
At this moment, he seems to have turned into a savage and rude martial artist.
If you don't beat this ginseng baby, I really don't know how thick the sky is.
The inferiority is so deep that it is useless to rely on oral education.
"The wind is tight, and it is pulling. The ginseng baby screamed, turned around and ran.
The chubby body drills when it sees the wall.
Its earth escape spell is a must, if you hold your breath for a long time, even the immortals can't catch it, this is the innate ability of ginseng essence, and others can't envy it.
However, its head must have been inside the wall before it felt light, and its feet were off the ground.
A somewhat rough palm was already pinching his neck.
"Ah, damn it, Uncle Ben's spell is so powerful, why can't he escape from the palm of your hand. Uncle Ben was not convinced. Ginseng cried out in horror.
Li Xiuyuan sneered: "Die, just your three-legged cat's Taoism still wants to slip away from my hands, even if you become an immortal, you may not be able to slip away from my hands, and today I want to beat it is an ironclad thing, and no one can change it." ”
After saying that, he slapped heavily on its ass.
"Ah~!"
The ginseng baby screamed the same as killing a pig: "I'm going to die, I'm going to die, Uncle Ben is going to be killed by you." ”
"You can't die, the pain is real. Li Xiuyuan showed no mercy.
It is possible that he can beat other spirits to death with his fists and feet, but this ginseng baby is born with fairy grass, and her ability to heal herself is powerful, and it will only hurt, not bad at all.
"It's really going to die, it's going to die. ”
Ginseng Wa's eyes widened suddenly, her limbs stiffened, her legs froze, her eyes rolled, her tongue spit out, and she fell to the ground, her face turned blue, and she looked like she was scared to death.
"Smack. Li Xiuyuan hit again, but the ginseng baby didn't move at all.
"Childe, did you scare its soul away? The third sister of the fox moved her eyes and spoke.
Li Xiuyuan said with a smile: "Since it's dead, it's better, just stew it today, and save me a waste of effort on it." ”
"Don't, don't stew Uncle Ben, Uncle Ben is pretending, pretending. Ginseng quickly opened her eyes and shouted in horror.
"I knew you were pretending, and you still wanted to lie to me about your acting skills. Li Xiuyuan was furious, and he punched and kicked again.
He was beaten for half an hour.
Even his physical strength was a little tired, and he couldn't help but gasp.
"When you're tired, let Uncle Ben go, Uncle Ben wants to break off friendship with you. The ginseng baby shouted, its eyes swollen, its nose crooked, its little face bulging, blue and purple.
But as soon as it stopped, its injuries recovered quickly and quickly at a speed visible to the naked eye.
The fists and feet do not cause substantial damage to the ginseng baby, and the ginseng baby is wood, and the injury will be difficult to heal when hit with a gold instrument.
"Half an hour is not enough, I will beat you for a day and a night to see if you are afraid. Li Xiuyuan gritted his teeth, he didn't believe that he was not afraid of this bear child.
Immediately, he picked up a random immortal fruit scattered on the ground, and after eating it, he immediately recovered his strength and was in good spirits.
"You Laipi, and you still have medicine?" the ginseng baby turned around in horror and ran.
However, he was still grabbed by Li Xiuyuan: "This is only the second round, what are you running? We are going to fight for three hundred rounds, come on, don't go, whoever goes is raised by a bitch." ”
"I'm a bad breed, so I didn't raise a son of a bitch...... Ah, Uncle Ben is dead. The ginseng baby called again.
An hour later.
The screams in the cave house subsided, and during this period, many immortals came to ask what was going on, but when they saw Li Xiuyuan beating the ginseng baby, they left as if nothing had happened.
No matter how much the ginseng baby shouts for help, it is useless.
Save it? joke.
This ginseng baby was bought by Li Xiuyuan, and if he didn't eat it, even if he was merciful, only Li Xiuyuan was willing to teach it patiently, you must know that such a stubborn spirit, if it is not taught well, it will either harm the world, or it will be a murder and robbery.
It's better to be beaten than to be killed.
Isn't there a saying in the mortal world that filial piety comes from under the stick?
When the immortal was a human being, which one was not beaten?
Therefore, Li Xiuyuan's move will only be praised by some people, and no one will say anything about being too ruthless, it is still a child or something.
However, it didn't take long for the ginseng baby's crying to stop.
Inside the Cloud Cliff Cave Mansion.
Li Xiuyuan sat on the stool, looking at the ginseng baby who was busy in the main hall, it was pouting its ass and scrubbing the ground, straightening the tables and chairs, a few cases, and cleaning up the fairy fruits scattered all over the place.
"After the things are packed, I will go and apologize to those cranes, aren't you a ginseng baby? There is not much anything, but there is a lot of medicine, right, the cranes who were bullied by you took a mouthful of medicinal juice, ate so many things, replenished their bodies, and didn't spit it out a little, isn't it a bit too much?
If you don't know the cost of bullying, you won't be able to turn the sky upside down in the future. ”
In the past few days since he left, the ghost knows how many immortal fruit wines this ginseng baby has eaten, which is all obtained by the Yunya immortals who have worked hard for many years.
If this is fully digested by the ginseng baby, it is estimated that the Tao will rise for at least two or three hundred years.
Sure enough, tonic is the fastest way to practice.
It's just that this method is too demanding, and the treasures in the world are scarce, if it weren't for Li Xiuyuan accepting the cave mansion of the Yunya Immortals, this ginseng baby would not want to eat a meal for the rest of his life.
"Yes, got it. The ginseng baby replied timidly, her nose twitching, and the tears had not yet flowed.
"Childe, are you going too far, it's all frightened. The third sister looked at the cleaning ginseng baby and said with some sympathy.
Li Xiuyuan said: "After the birth of its spiritual wisdom, it was originally bad, this kind of inferiority has been deeply rooted, if it can't be corrected back, its character will definitely die in the future, even if it doesn't do a big evil, it will also break into a big disaster, now it's a good thing to be evil to it, and it will be reasonable when its heart matures."
Solution. ”
"This ginseng baby is full of wildness, she doesn't know the power of karma, she doesn't understand the sinister way of the world, and she thinks that the world is big and she is the biggest.
"Look at how smart you fox spirits are, as soon as the spirit is opened, there will be old fox spirits to teach fox spirits to read and read, learn how to be a person, how to understand good and evil, how to restrain their own evil deeds, this is the spirituality that the spirit that should be enlightened, if the spirit cannot get human nature, spirituality, restrain yourself
Sooner or later, the beast will degenerate into a demon. ”
When the third fox sister heard that she had been praised and praised, she immediately smiled on her face: "So the son is still more fox girl, right?"