A person, a monkey and a white horse, their identities are all extraordinary, but standing in front of the water stream at this time, they are worried.

"Xiaobai, you are a jade dragon, an expert in cloud control and water control, how can it be difficult for mere water to stop you?" Tang Song said with a puzzled expression.

The white horse smiled bitterly (don't ask me how I could see the horse's face and smile bitterly), "The elder doesn't know, the elder is noble, and the little dragon can only carry the elder by turning into a dragon horse, but it is not watery at all; ”

Sun Wukong also nodded when he heard this, "With the reincarnation of your golden cicada, blessed by luck, don't say that it is just a white dragon, even my old grandson's supernatural powers will never mention you, and the deeper the Tao, the same." ”

Tang Song shook his head, there is really no reason in the mythical world, this is simply a copy of the white horse and not the horse, which is extremely ridiculous.

"It seems that I have to wait for a boat to pass by. Tang Song shook his head and said helplessly.

As soon as the words fell, I saw a bamboo raft floating down the water stream in the mist, and in the blink of an eye, it was already in front of the three of them.

"Does the elder want to cross the river?"

Tang Song looked up and down for a moment, looked at the supporter in front of him and suddenly said, "Presumably you are the water god of this stream!"

The people who supported the people were shocked, and hurriedly bowed down and said: "The elder is really as wise as a torch, the villain is the water god in this water stream, I don't know how the elder can recognize it?"

The corners of Tang Song's mouth twitched, I have a fart and a wise eye! Look at your fat brain, fat like a pig, the head is as big as a bucket, and the skin on your face is tender and can pinch out the water, which is like a boatman who is rainy all year round, and you are like a fat-headed fish.

And what fisherman have you ever seen usually dressed like a rich man, his hands are as fat as a ball, his round fingers are almost full of green jade rings, and his neck is also golden.

What makes people even more intolerable is that you still have two bright and sparkling characters embroidered on your chest? Dressed so ostentatiously, are you blind to me!

Tang Song coughed lightly, and said casually: "The poor monk has obtained the true transmission of the Buddha since he was a child, and has learned 108,000 kinds of supernatural powers, among which the two supernatural powers of the fiery eyes and the divine palm are the most powerful, the fiery eyes and golden eyes see through the vanity of the world, and the divine palm of the Rulai specializes in fighting the injustice of the world, but it is just a small road, I don't know how to hang the teeth, not enough to hang the teeth, hahahaha!"

Looking at Tang Song's shameless expression, the fat river god looked embarrassed, laughed dryly, wiped the sweat between his sideburns, and hurriedly invited the three of them to board.

When all three of them boarded the raft and saw no movement, the raft was like an arrow from the string, cutting a line of water and disappearing into the fog.

"Why do you squeak when you drive a boat!"

......

On the bamboo raft, Sun Wukong and Bailongma didn't say a word, but Tang Song stared at the fat river god with interest, with a curious expression.

"Honestly, are you a fathead fish?"

"The villain is cultivated by the golden carp. ”

"If you are fat like this, will you be able to cross the dragon gate by then?"

"The villain's qualifications are limited, and he has never dreamed of turning into a real dragon. ”

"Do you have any other livelihood besides the dry river god?"

"This ...... No. ”

"Then you must be so rich that you are always engaged in the business of robbing houses and houses, such as soliciting customers in the water, and then deliberately stopping in the middle of the lake, and then forcibly asking for money, and hehehehe ”

"The villain is the god of water canonized by the heavenly court, how could he do such a thing!"

"That's not accurate, a few hundred years later, there are a few people who specialize in this kind of business, and they are also named heroes and reincarnated stars by later generations. ”

“......”

"By the way, the poor monk went to the Buddha to learn scriptures this time, the Buddha has great powers, and can know the future and fate, so you don't have anything to ask the Buddha?"

The elder laughed, what kind of identity is the Buddha, how can he inform us and other small gods. ”

"Tsk, this enlightenment! You are also a water god, you are much stronger than a certain big turtle, obviously you have skirts on your body, you have to be a bully. ”

“......”

Half an hour later—

"Elder, we have reached the other side, and the villain will not be far away. "Sending the three of Tang and Song to the other side, the fat river god hurriedly sank into the water with people and boats, and a few bubbles appeared on the water surface and disappeared again, it seems that he will not be in contact with this line for a long time in the future.

"Tsk, what's the panic, the poor monk hasn't paid yet!"

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After going ashore, Tang Song rode a white dragon horse day and night, and finally came to the foot of Erbie Mountain again before the tragedy, which also made Tang Song breathe a sigh of relief, and did not disturb the family.

"Xiaobai, don't you think it's cruel for the poor monk to let Wukong kill so many people?" Tang Song asked with squinted eyes and seemingly nonchalant.

Ao Lie stood beside him in a white robe, and frowned when he heard this, "It's just a few mortals, why did the elder say this? Don't say that they are already guilty, even if the elder kills them without any fault, they will be killed, but they will be counted." ”

Tang Song: "Good three views! I was speechless. ”

Walking into the house, Tang Song picked up an elbow from the table, ate it with a mouth full of oil, took another sip of wine, glanced at Ao Lie next to him, and asked: "As a monk, the poor monk not only does not taboo meat food, but also drinks alcohol wantonly, what does Xiaobai think?"

Ao Lie chuckled: "The elder is a high-ranking monk, and he is also a person recognized by the Bodhisattva to learn scriptures, and everything he does must have an unusual deep meaning, and his behavior is naturally different from that of mediocre people, although Xiaolong can't understand it, but he will never dare to say anything." ”

Tang Song smacked a sip of wine, but he didn't taste what it tasted in the end, gently put down the wine glass, shook his head and sighed: "Xiaobai, you are really wise, the Buddha is profound, very good, very good." ”

......

Tang Song burned the bandits' den and then went on the road again, this dragon horse is really extraordinary, there is no need for the bridle reins, sitting on it is like being trapped in a ball of cotton, and there is a white dragon immortal power to protect the body, the cold and heat do not invade, the wind and sand smoke and dust do not touch the body, marching for several days, Tang and Song did not feel tired at all.

"It's no wonder that rich people buy good cars and raise secretaries, and they really have a special taste in their hearts. Tang Song sat on horseback and shook his head, looking happy.

"You mentioned it last time, but what is this secretary?" the monkey looked at Tang Song with an indifferent face and asked, he was no longer surprised by this fake monk who said strange things at every turn.

"Secretary-" Tang Song straightened up and said with a lewd smile: "Wukong, haven't you heard a widely spread old saying......?

"It turned out to be a monster, I thought it was a great treasure!" Sun Wukong looked disdainful.

"Wukong, you're wrong, that's not a monster, it's a goblin, a grinding goblin. Tang Song laughed lewdly twice again, and said obscenely.

"What's the difference between that and a monster!" the monkey sneered, obviously mocking Tang and Song's short-sightedness.

"It's a big difference, but forget it, you don't understand the stalk of big and little monsters, and besides, why do you know so much about a monkey!" Tang Song looked disdainful and mocked his strength.

......

On the rugged and winding mountain road, Tang Song covered the big bag raised on his forehead, grinned and led the white dragon horse to limp to the front, and the monkey behind followed unhurriedly with his luggage, holding a peach picked from nowhere in his hand, taking a bite from time to time, looking in a good mood.

Tang Song gritted his teeth and quietly turned his head and glared at Sun Wukong, this monkey is too grudgeful, don't you just sarcastically say a word, as for the ones who do it! Tang Song rubbed the big bag on his forehead with tears in his eyes, he couldn't live without a tight spell!