Chapter 55: The Gossip of Heavenly Court

In the Yellow Wind Cave, Tang and Song were tied to the stone pillar, listlessly listening to the two monsters bragging to each other, it seems that not only men, even the monsters are not exempt from vulgarity after drinking, there is a good saying, I am the world before drinking, and the world is mine after drinking.

"King Huangfeng, it's better to kill this monk as soon as possible, so as not to have many dreams at night, after all, this monkey was once the Seven Great Sages of the Demon Clan, and he must have met some demon kings with great powers back then, so as not to let him bring any rescuers. Tailed Fire Tiger said worriedly.

The Yellow Wind Monster laughed loudly, and said indifferently: "Xingguan Hugh has to worry, even if he invites the seven great saints of the demon clan to this king, he is not afraid, except for the Lingji Bodhisattva of the Little Sumeru Mountain, who in the Three Realms can descend the samadhi divine wind of this king!"

Tang Song pursed his lips, drink some forced wine, you dare to say anything, why don't you say that the big bag on Rulai's head was popped out by you!

But—

Tang Song suddenly had a flash of inspiration in his mind, how could he forget the great god Lingji Bodhisattva?

That Lingji Bodhisattva can be called the nemesis of all the good use of wind magic demons, not only holding the wind beads, but also the flying dragon scepter that is like a gift, whether it is the yellow wind monster with great magical powers, or the iron fan princess with the innate Lingbao banana fan, when you meet Lingji Bodhisattva, it is a kneeling, no matter what wind you blow from east to west, north and south, all of them are useless.

There are even many people who suspect that this mysterious Lingji Bodhisattva is likely to be the master of the mythical stroke - Feng Bo, and the name of Lingji is also taken from the word Lianji.

However, no matter who this Lingji Bodhisattva is, there is one thing that Tang and Song Dynasties can definitely be sure of, that is, that Lingji Bodhisattva will definitely not help him survive this catastrophe and subdue the Yellow Wind Monster like the original book.

Not only that, but Tang and Song are now very suspicious that this Yellow Wind Monster was deliberately released by Lingji Bodhisattva to murder him, but it was instructed by the Buddha, the purpose of which was to make him, the ninth golden cicada, die, and let the real calamity come sooner.

But although I can't borrow a little force, there is also a great opportunity in it, if it is done properly-

Just as he was thinking about it, he suddenly heard a break from outside interrupting his train of thought, "Monster, release the monk quickly!"

The tailed fire tiger and the yellow wind monster who were talking loudly shook their bodies, hurriedly put down the wine glass, picked up the weapon and rushed outside with the strength of the wine, and laughed: "This time, I will cut the grass and eradicate the roots of that monkey, and then come back to enjoy the Tang monk meat!"

Tang and Song watched coldly from the sidelines, and the monkey that tossed and turned finally came, and you will know what it is like to despair in a while.

Sure enough, the two demons rushed out and rushed out, and after a while, they returned to the cave mansion, looking at Tang Song with an excited face and said: "That monkey has been completely scared away by this king, and no one can save you anymore!"

Tang Song sighed and kindly persuaded: "The poor monk advises you to kill me quickly, so that at least you can eat a bite while it is hot, if you wait a while......"

"Huh?"

Huang Fengwei looked at Tang Song with a bewildered expression, he has eaten countless people over the years, what kind of mortals have seen it, after being caught by him, there are those who cry bitterly, some kneel and beg for mercy, some scold, and some regard death as home, but I really haven't seen anyone who took the initiative to persuade him to hurry up.

"There must be fraud! There must be fraud!"

Huang Feng Wei stared at Tang Song with a cautious expression, and said suspiciously: "What kind of trick are you playing as a monk?

Tang Song rolled his eyes, it is really character that determines success or failure, if this Yellow Wind Monster is a little more daring, he will be immortal twice.

was about to speak, when he suddenly heard another voice from outside: "Monster, don't hurry up and get out of my grandson!"

Tang Song shrugged helplessly, pouted outside, and signaled that the monkey was coming again, so hurry up and go out to deal with it.

"This monkey dares to come back!"

The Yellow Wind Monster was furious, gritted its teeth and walked out of the cave with a steel fork and a tailed fire tiger, and then slipped back in less than three minutes.

Tang Song pursed his lips, the two of them together were only less than three minutes, and the time was too short, no wonder they were still single until now.

Feeling Tang Song's mocking gaze, Huang Fengwei's face became more and more gloomy, and he said coldly: "Monk, this king advises you not to have any unnecessary hopes, what will the monkey do except escape?!

Tang Song nodded, and said with a look of agreement: "So, hurry up and kill the poor monk, and then the king can live forever." Tang Song knew very well in his heart that this time it must be out of play, so it was better to do a copy again as soon as possible, and save time here.

Yellow Wind Monster: "......"

The more this was the case in the Tang and Song dynasties, the more the Yellow Wind Monster felt that there was fraud in it, and the tailed fire tiger on the anxious side was so hung that smoke came out.

"Hey, Tailed Fire Tiger, do you know Kui Mu Wolf?" Idle is also idle, Tang Song has nothing to tease the big cat.

The Tailed Fire Tiger's body was shocked, and he looked at Tang Song and said strangely: "They are both twenty-eight constellations, so they naturally know each other, what are you asking for?"

"Then is he hooking up with that little girl now?" Tang Song asked curiously.

"Hundred flowers are ashamed?" Tailed Fire Tiger looked confused.

"Oh, it's the jade girl who serves incense in the incense hall, doesn't the poor monk remember that the two of them have one leg, and where is it now?" Tang Song asked with a wicked smile.

"How do you know?!" Hearing this, the Tailed Fire Tiger was shocked, this is a great crime against the Heavenly Rules, and there are not many of the same twenty-eight constellations, how does this monk know.

"It seems that your friendship with the Nakui Timber Wolf should be quite good, and you don't even hide this kind of thing from you. Looking at the reaction of the Tailed Fire Tiger, Tang Song nodded with satisfaction, and said with a roll of his eyes: "It's better for the Tailing Martian official to release the poor monk, and the poor monk will never spread the matter of keeping it." ”

The Tailed Fire Tiger stared at Tang Song with a gloomy face, and said coldly: "Wouldn't it be more secret to kill you now." ”

Tang Song chuckled, "Presumably, the Kui Wood Wolf and the little ladies of the Phi Xiang Hall have gone down to earth privately now! To tell you the truth, the poor monk has already told Wukong about these things, even if you kill the poor monk now, Wukong will definitely spread this matter around, once this kind of ugly thing is known to the Three Realms, then the heavenly court will blame it, presumably Kui Timber Wolf and you will not be able to eat and walk around!"

"You!"

The Tailed Fire Tiger was furious, the flames around him were blazing, and he stared at Tang Song with his fists clenched, eager to eat him directly.

Tang and Song Dynasty secretly rejoiced in their hearts, it was really a mountain and a water, and there was no way out, and the willows and flowers were bright and another village. I didn't expect to be able to talk about life with any gossip, it's really witty like me!

The Yellow Wind Monster on the side blinked, looking confused, what are you both talking about at this moment? This girl for a while, and that girl for a while, what have you two experienced together? Why are you still in a relationship?

The Yellow Wind Monster looked at the Tailed Fire Tiger vigilantly, and said in a deep voice, "Xingjun doesn't really want to let this monk go!"

Tailed Fire Tiger sighed and said resolutely: "Monk, you don't have to waste your efforts, you must die this time, this is the common will of the Three Realms, and I can never reverse it alone, as for the matter of Kui Wood Wolf, although I am sorry, I can only resign myself to fate." ”