Chapter 034: Hello Sister Dongfang (Happy National Day!)
How do you get on Blackwood Cliff?
Just like the original, after I got out of trouble, I found Tong Baixiong to meet him, and pretended to persuade him. Tong Baixiong still looked loyal and unwilling, and within two days, Yang Lianting hurriedly sent someone to arrest him and go back.
A group of people followed the Sun and Moon God Sect to the Black Wood Cliff, destroyed the false Dongfang Undefeated, detained Yang Lianting, and with the support of Shangguan Yun and others, let me easily regain the position of the sect leader.
The only difference is that when I heard the sentence "My subordinates see the sect leader, the sect leader has been in charge for thousands of years, and he has dominated the rivers and lakes", he was so angry that he yelled!
Originally, who doesn't like people to sing their praises like this? It's just that if someone tells you before, "Hey, your rivers and lakes are as big as the mouth of the well," then you will only be disgusted to hear this kind of voice again.
After regaining the position of the sect leader, the first sentence was: "From now on, the sermon of the sect leader will be invalid!" The second sentence is: "What is the eternal life, dominating the rivers and lakes, all are not allowed to be spoken!" Let me do it now that I am aiming at a broader stage, I naturally have to make great efforts to make the country prosperous and resist flattery.
Luo Xuan looked at Yang Lianting, a bearded and strong man, and he really walked hard, so he didn't know what Dongfang Undefeated looked like.
Let me do revenge, and I didn't find the genuine Dongfang undefeated, when Luo Xuan found that he had signs of spreading his anger on the guards, he called Yang Lianting and said: "The surname is Yang, I respect you as a tough guy, and I won't torture you." At this moment, the passage up and down the Black Wood Cliff has long been cut off, and it will be difficult for the East to escape unless he puts on his wings. Hurry up and take us to him, manly man, why hide your head and show your tail?
Yang Lianting sneered: "The Eastern Sect Master is invincible in the world, you dare to send him to death, it is no better." Okay, I'll take you to him. ”
A group of people came to the undefeated small garden in the East, and Luo Xuan sighed: What a treasure place for self-cultivation and cultivation! In the exquisite small garden, red plums and green bamboos, green pines and cypresses are arranged with great ingenuity, several pairs of mandarin ducks swim leisurely in the pond, and there are four white cranes next to the pond. Bypassing a bunch of rockeries, a large flower garden is full of crimson and pink roses, competing for beauty and beauty.
Ren Yingying's eyes lit up when she saw it, Luo Xuan thought of the plot of Ren Yingying's face being injured in the original book, sighed in his heart, and whispered: "Yingying, you go back, the East is undefeated and not easy to deal with, I'm afraid I won't be able to take care of you." ”
Ren Yingying was really understanding, and when she heard the words, she was ready to retreat, with a worried look in her eyebrows.
Seeing this, Luo Xuan smiled and said, "Don't worry, when the East is undefeated, let's plant some bamboo here!"
Ying Ying heard Luo Xuan's words and smiled: "You are not allowed to trick me!"
Ren Yingying pushed it out, and Luo Xuan and the others entered the undefeated "boudoir" in the East.
Before a group of people entered, they heard Dongfang Undefeated say, "Brother Lian, who are you bringing with you?"
The voice is sharp, but the voice is thick, it seems to be a man and a woman, which makes people can't help but stand on end. This voice filled Luo Xuan's mind with the image of Sister Qingxia's flight to the sky with the brain hole, leaving only the scum churning in his stomach.
After all, he hadn't seen anyone yet, Luo Xuan couldn't help the discomfort in his stomach and decided to read it first.
Yang Lianting sighed and said, "No, if I don't bring him, he will kill me." How can I die without seeing you?"
Dongfang Undefeated screamed: "Who is so bold as to dare to bully you? Is it up to me? You call him in!"
Let me know that it was me who I could hear him with just one sentence, and I couldn't help but admire his intelligence, and made a gesture to signal everyone to enter. Shangguan Yun lifted the brocade door curtain embroidered with a bunch of peonies, carried Yang Lianting in, and everyone followed inside.
There is a person sitting by the first dresser in the east, wearing a pink shirt, holding an embroidery bandage in his left hand, and an embroidery needle in his right hand.
"Hmm-" Luo Xuan couldn't stand it anymore!
"Ah Xuan, are you okay?"
"You talk first, I'll go vomit for a while!"
Luo Xuan ran outside and vomited wildly!
My Oriental Sister!My Qingxia Sect Master!My Youth!My Childhood!All Ruined!I Vomit!
Unexpectedly, Dongfang Undefeated raised his head, his face gloomy, and asked, "Who is this person?
How could Luo Xuan have expected that Dongfang Undefeated would let go of this great enemy and come at him!
Fortunately, there are people who are good MT Tong Baixiong, and the good guy rushed forward first, shouting: "Brother Dongfang, you ...... What the hell are you doing?" and then made some accusations at Yang Lianting, and after finally pulling the hatred of Dongfang Undefeated over, he was lightly extinguished by Dongfang Undefeated with four embroidery needles.
Although the East was undefeated and powerful, he thought that he could deter the audience, but he could not let me act with him as deep as the sea, and he was unmoved. I saw Ren Wuxing slowly pull out his long sword and said: "Dongfang is undefeated, congratulations on practicing the martial arts on the "Sunflower Treasure Book". ”
Dongfang Undefeated sighed and said, "Sect Master, I will always remember all the benefits you have treated me. I'm ...... the Sun and Moon God Cult."
"Wait! I have something to say!"
Dongfang Undefeated turned his head and looked at Luo Xuan's face with some surprise.
"Sister Dongfang, hello," Luo Xuan held back the churning in his stomach and said, "Do you know estradiol?"
Dongfang Undefeated heard the voice of "Sister Dongfang" and "smiled like a flower", and said: "Little brother, what are you talking about, my sister doesn't understand." ”
Luo Xuan tried to make himself serious: "Estradiol is the main component of female vertebrate sex hormones, and its most important function is to stimulate and maintain female secondary sexual characteristics, such as: making the distribution of fat and hair feminine, mammary gland developed, producing **, pelvic width, etc. In addition, it has the effect of retaining water and sodium, increasing the amount of extracellular fluid, and can promote the synthesis of muscle protein, which can make the skin better!
Although Dongfang Undefeated listened to Luo Xuan say terms such as "female secondary sexual characteristics", "female characteristics", and "better skin", he felt that the content seemed to be talking about how to completely become a woman.
Thinking that the little brother in front of him seemed to know a lot, Dongfang Undefeated's eyes couldn't help but light up, and he looked at Luo Xuan expectantly, his eyes radiated the light of curiosity, and said, "What the little brother said seems to be very useful to my sister." ”
"Got it?" Luo Xuan asked uncertainly.
"Got it. Dongfang Undefeated nodded.
"That's good," Luo Xuan nodded, "Then let's die!"
As soon as the words fell, Luo Xuan suddenly made a move! Raise his hand and send out an overwhelming sword move, attacking the east like a storm and being undefeated!
Luo Xuan roared wildly while swinging his sword: "Let you destroy the fantasy of my Dongfang sister in my mind! Let you be a dead eunuch and pretend to be a woman! Let you be transsexual and not eat estradiol! I'm going to kill you!"
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(P.S.: Some readers may not understand what the "Sermon of the Leader" is, so I won't copy it, and I suggest you read the original work.) This paragraph in the original book is still worth a look, anyway, the more shrimp read this paragraph, the more flavorful it becomes. It can only be said that the quotations of Old Man Jin Hei Taizu are too beautiful, and when it comes to such and such quotations and that era, although we are self-defeating, I still can't help but sigh. )