Chapter 102: Hey, Hey, Hey, (Ask for Subscription)

"Elder, look at this complicated matter-" When the wine and food were almost full, the woman brought up the old things again, and the three girls sitting next to her were no longer shy, and their autumn-like eyes stared at Tang Song without blinking, with a look of anticipation.

"No way!"

Tang Song put down the dishes and chopsticks in his hand, flatly refused, and saw that the third daughter's face darkened for a moment, and hurriedly comforted: "With the appearance of the three young ladies, what kind of husband must be at your fingertips, why do you have to find a monk like a poor monk?"

Before the third girl could speak, the woman was furious and shouted, "You monk is so ignorant of how to lift up!

Seeing that the woman was angry, Tang Song did not panic at all, and said with a roll of his eyes: "Madame, forgive me, the poor monk has already made a vow that he will never look back if he does not take the true scriptures, so he is not so blessed to stay here, but my three protectors are not Buddhist disciples, if Madam is interested, why not choose one of them." ”

Bajie, rush forward bravely! It's time for you to block the gun!

How did the woman get even more annoyed when she heard what Tang Song said, slapped the table fiercely, and said coldly: "Presumptuous! It's simply against human morality! How can humans and demons be the same! Besides, although I am the only orphan and widow left in this family, I am also a big family, how can such monsters be qualified to marry my daughter, if it is spread, won't it be ridiculed by the world!"

Tang and Song twitched, and there was nothing wrong with what he said, and the girl of any family did not want to marry and be with a monster for life, which is indeed contrary to human ethics, not to mention the ancient feudal society, even if it is put in a modern society with an open style, it is also quite a heavy thing.

But the question is, why don't you dislike it in the original book, and start picking and choosing when you put it to me, typical discrimination.

"Madame, don't look at these three people who look ugly, but they have great powers, if-" Tang Song wanted to fight again, but was interrupted by the woman, and said unhappily: "The elder doesn't need to say more, my daughter and I only recognize the elder alone, as for these three, let's ask for more blessings!"

Tang Song was dumbfounded, you are blatant racism, what's wrong with monsters? We should respect the love of man and beast, don't you see that Xu Xian and the White Lady still wrote a love story that can be sung and cried?

However, looking at the woman staring at him coldly, Tang Song finally realized that he was in trouble, and the Bodhisattva took the initiative to refuse to test the three of Sun Wukong, indicating that this catastrophe could only be spent on his own, and one careless person could fall into the abyss.

"Madam, the poor monk has already said that there is no possibility of shaking the matter of learning the scriptures, and Madame should not mention it again, otherwise the poor monk will have to leave here overnight and no longer bother. "Tang Song knew that he must not hesitate at this time, otherwise once he was identified by the Bodhisattva as unstable in his Zen heart, do you think these four would be as tolerant of him as they were to Tang Seng? I'm afraid that he will have to screw his head off immediately.

The woman sneered, and with a wave of her hand, the two servants by the door quickly closed the door, and the woman said in a deep voice: "Do you want to leave? If the elder does not agree to come down this time, I am afraid it will not be so easy to get out of this door." ”

Tang Song looked confused, the Bodhisattvas are going to open a black shop? Why are they still doing this thing.

Seeing Tang Song's nervous face, the woman coughed lightly and said slowly: "I was also a scholarly family, not the person who messed around, and I would never be embarrassed as an elder." It's better to be like this, my family happens to have three daughters to marry, and they all happen to be in love with the elders, so this time it is better to let the three of them cover their eyes to catch you-"

"And then if you catch me, hehehe?" Tang and Song hurriedly interrupted the woman's words with a black line, this is indeed not nonsense, this is simply forced to buy and sell! Returning the scholarly family, have all the sage books read into the stomach of the roaring dog? How can there be any reason in this world to force a monk to marry! Are these four bodhisattvas crazy?!

Besides, how can this game be played back and forth? In the original book, it was Zhu Bajie who caught his daughter-in-law, and now it is okay to change it to himself, but why is the role reversed? Shouldn't he catch the three Bodhisattvas?

This old mother of Lishan is too dark, are you confused with the role of the old demon of Montenegro? And let the third girl blindfold to catch him, and it is also a shame for you to come out, with the ability of the three bodhisattvas, if you really want to catch him, it is not like catching a chicken, then what are you doing blindfolded?

"What do you mean?" the woman asked strangely, and the third girl looked confused.

"It's what it means to get married. Tang Song waved his hand and said casually.

"I see, then as long as the three of them catch you later, you will be with whomever hehehe. The woman said with a smile.

"Poof!"

Tang Song squirted out a mouthful of hot tea directly.

"Elder, what's wrong with you? Did you get burned? The woman hurriedly stepped forward and handed over a handkerchief with a look of disgust.

"Ahem!" Tang Song waved his hand, wiped the corners of his mouth with his monk's robe casually, and looked at the woman with a smile and a smile, it wasn't you who stimulated her!

If one day Li Shan's mother knows the true meaning of hehehe...... Tang Song swallowed his saliva, and decided in his heart that he must bury this secret deep in his heart and never mention it again.

"What does the elder think of the proposal just now?" the woman looked at Tang Song with a smile, "I don't feel embarrassed for you, as long as the little girl can't catch the elder, the elder is willing to leave and stay, and I will never stop it." ”

Tang Song smiled bitterly, if he had that ability, why bother talking nonsense here, now it is too late to regret that he didn't practice hide and seek when he was a child.

"Madame, don't be joking. How can a marriage event be such a child's play, it is better to think about it in the long run. Tang Song struggled.

Seeing that Tang Song was still hesitating, the woman couldn't help but sneer: "If the elder is unwilling, I have no choice, it seems that I have to keep the elder here as a guest for a while." ”

Tang Song was speechless, is this a test of Zen mind? This is clearly selling Zen mind!

Sun Wukong came to Tang Song's side and said disdainfully: "If you really don't want to, it's better to leave directly, just a few mortals, who can stop my old grandson?"

Tang Song sighed, sure enough, it was the usual style of monkeys, but it was a pity that these people were all the top powers in the Three Realms, and force would never work.

"Wukong, don't act rashly, everything is handled by the poor monks. Tang Song advised, for fear that this muscular monkey would make trouble for a while, although the scene of the four bodhisattvas kicking in a circle is rare, but if it is changed to his head, it will not be so pleasant.

Zhu Bajie also came over and said: "The old pig wants to share the worries of the elders, but it's a pity that people don't look down on me, and the old pig is helpless even if he has the ability." ”

Tang Song also regretted that such a good gun blocker was wasted like this, it was a pity.

Sha Wujing: "It's boring. ”

Can anyone translate what this thing means?!

Looking at the three protectors, Tang Song smiled bitterly, it seems that this time he can only rely on himself.

"Three, why don't you go to another room to rest first, there is only one elder here. At this moment, the woman came up and smiled.