"Bi Ma Wen, don't come out quickly and die!"

Just after noon, full of wine and food, Tang Song was lying on the bed taking a nap, when he suddenly heard a sound outside the house.

"Hmm, why did you run out in broad daylight?" Tang Song opened his eyes and looked out in surprise.

Walking out of the door with the monkey, he saw Zhu Gangguan and the second sister Mao standing in the air in the middle of the air, one holding a nine-toothed nail rake and a fierce spirit, and the other holding a medicine pestle.

Tang Song's heart sank, and he hurriedly looked at Sun Wukong beside him, seeing that this tough posture was inevitable, and now it was purely a competition for hard power, so he could only hope for this monkey.

Sun Wukong's battle spirit was awe-inspiring, Mo said that there were only two monsters, that is, in the face of 100,000 heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals, Sun Wukong was not afraid, a golden light rushed into the air, and stood with the two demons.

didn't rush to do it, Sun Wukong stared at the pig gang in front of him with a curious face, and said with a smile: "Interesting, I didn't expect the water god of heaven to look like this, it's really interesting." ”

Zhu Gangguan was startled, and hurriedly looked at the second sister Mao next to her, thinking that she had leaked the information, but the second sister Mao was also confused, obviously not knowing why Sun Wukong knew the identity of Zhu Gangguan.

"Hmph, I didn't expect you, a little Bi Ma Wen, to recognize Lord Ben. The pig just straightened his belly and looked arrogant.

Seeing that Zhu Gangguan was a mouthful of Bi Ma Wen, and even called himself an adult, a cold light flashed in Sun Wukong's eyes, and he mocked: "Becoming what you are now, it is just right for you." ”

Zhu Gangguan was furious and roared: "If it weren't for the old pig who teased Chang'e in the Guanghan Palace, was punished by the Jade Emperor to the lower realm, and accidentally threw himself into the demon body by mistake, where would it be your turn to get this little horse Wen shameful smile!"

"Guanghan Palace?Chang'e?" Sun Wukong couldn't help but pause, glanced at the delicate second sister Mao next to him, and suddenly burst out laughing.

"Hahahaha! Funny, really funny!"

Seeing Sun Wukong smiling forward and backwards, Zhu Gangguan looked confused, frowned, and said, "That monkey, what are you laughing at?"

It took a long time for Sun Wukong to stop laughing, and looked at the two of them sarcastically: "Back then, you were punished by the Jade Emperor Lao'er for molesting Chang'e, and today you are together with the Jade Rabbit of the Moon Palace, is it to atone for the sins you committed back then? Or is it that the rest of the love was not over back then, and now I want to use the identity of this Jade Rabbit to help you meet that woman? I didn't expect that you, the pig-headed and pig-brained guy, are still an infatuated lover!hahaha!"

"Jade Rabbit?"

Zhu Gang had a question mark on his head, turned his head to look at the second sister Mao with a nervous face, blinked his two small eyes, and it took a long time to react, and he shouted in a lost voice: "You are the jade rabbit spirit of Guanghan Palace?!"

Second Sister Mao had a panicked look on her face, she didn't know why Sun Wukong could tell her origin in one mouthful, but she knew that she must not admit it at this time, this thing was calculated to have flirted with Chang'e back then, and she hated the people of Guanghan Palace to the core, if he knew that he was the Jade Rabbit of Guanghan Palace, I am afraid that he would immediately turn his face and deny people.

So Liu Mei raised his eyebrows and hurriedly waved his hand and said: "Marshal, don't listen to the monkey's discord, the slave family is the cultivation of the hare on this Fuling Mountain, and he has never been to any Guanghan Palace, let alone seen any Chang'e." ”

"Yes! It is rumored that the jade rabbit essence of the Guanghan Palace has red eyes and a three-petal mouth, stinky feet and rough body smell, and will be extremely ugly, and it is also promiscuous by nature, mentioning that the men in her Three Realms are all disrespectful, how can the second sister Mao be that guy? You say yes!" Tang Song secretly praised the monkey in his heart, this sowing discord was just right, and it was poking at the life gate of this jade rabbit essence, so he hurriedly added fuel to the fire, and shouted with a broken gong.

"You-"

The second sister was so angry that she trembled all over, and she wanted to fly over directly to sew up Tang Song's broken mouth, but when she saw the increasingly suspicious eyes of Zhu Gangguan on the side, she could only grit her silver teeth and smile forcefully: "That little monk is right, the slave family is so beautiful, how can it be that ugly jade rabbit essence?"

"You have also forgotten the important modifiers of sexual immorality, red eyes and hair-shedding three-petal mouth, stinky feet and rough body odor!" Tang Song jumped to his feet and shouted at the bottom, it is not okay to always lose his words.

Second Sister Mao: "Malegobi!"

Although the Tang Dynasty has not yet given birth to this kind of word, I believe that this is the mood of my second sister now.

"Little monk, the Jade Rabbit and the old pig of the Guanghan Palace have also seen it from afar, and it doesn't seem to be as unbearable as you say. Zhu Gangguan said with a puzzled expression.

"What the marshal sees is only appearances, and the monks don't say anything, how can a poor monk talk casually! The poor monk has a friend who has a strong taste and once had a leg with the rabbit, and this is what he said before his death, and there is absolutely no falsehood!" Tang Song swore that he lied without even blinking his eyes.

"Squeak~~~~~" The sound of grinding teeth seemed to come faintly.

The marshal also heard it, what the little bald donkey said was true, and it was impossible for the slave family to be the jade rabbit essence of the Guanghan Palace. Second Sister Mao lowered her head and said while trembling, feeling on the verge of breaking out at any time.

Zhu Gangguan looked confused, and he didn't know whether to believe Sun Wukong's words or the words of Second Sister Mao.

"Hehe, this time you are in the lower realm privately, but the old lady knows it?" At this time, Sun Wukong suddenly interjected.

Second Sister Mao's heart sank, and she raised her head suddenly, could it be that this monkey still knows what other inside story?

Looking at the confused Zhu Gangguan, Second Sister Mao knew that she couldn't go on like this, and suddenly shouted: "The marshal still hasn't done it, have you forgotten the purpose of this trip?!"

Zhu Gangguan's heart was shocked, and then he woke up, looking at Sun Wukong, who was smiling, he couldn't help but snort coldly: "It's so hanging on to your monkey's evil deeds!"

Seeing that Zhu Gangguan's eyes were firm again, Tang Song secretly said that it was a pity, although he was not naïve to think that he could break up the two demons with such a simple trick alone, but he would definitely leave a seed of suspicion in his heart, but he didn't know when it would take root.

Zhu Gangguan glanced at the second sister Mao beside him again, although he was suspicious, he also understood that now was not the time to worry about this. But wait until the matter is over...... The cold light in Zhu Gangguan's eyes loomed.

"Bi Ma Wen, I haven't seen you for five hundred years, have you become only a mouthful?" said Zhu Gang with a nine-foot nail rake in his hand, with a mocking expression.

"You pig demon tone is not small, when my old grandson made a big disturbance in the heavenly palace, I was afraid that where would you still be a shrunken turtle! My old grandson wants to see how much ability you have left this time!" After that, he picked up the golden hoop stick in his hand and smashed it at the top of the pig Gangguan's head.

"Monkey King is just a big name, and in the eyes of Heavenly Court, it's nothing more than a joke, my old pig is about to learn it this time!"

"Boom!"

The two peerless divine weapons collided violently together, and a dazzling fire suddenly flashed in mid-air, and everyone who stabbed them avoided their eyes, even the second sister Mao also flashed to the side, lest she be injured by the aftermath of the battle between the two.