Chapter 1151: Grumpy

"Don't want me to move?"

Ye Feng's eyes flashed slightly, and he said, "I'm sorry, this, I really can't do it!"

"Bastard, you really dare to take Lao Tzu's words as a deaf ear, you ...... you"

The middle-aged uncle in pajamas trembled violently, and the whole person was instantly bad. That's not right, isn't that how things should be? Why not follow the script?

The middle-aged uncle's voice trembled a little, but it became even more sharp! There was a hideous look on his face, but it was completely pretended, and it was really too fake and too fake.

"Bastard, do you think I'm a doctor who advocates hanging pots to help the world, so I don't dare to shoot?" said the doctor with a distorted expression and a hideous face.

"Haha, can you tell me that you are so clever for Mao? You are so clever, so clever! My admiration for you is like the water of that great river! Your Excellency, can you tell me your high name, so that I can forever engrave your heroic figure in the deepest part of my soul, and I will never forget it. ”

Ye Feng picked Xiao Ai up again, and the smile on his face became more and more intense. On his back, Xiao Ai couldn't help but laugh softly. Although I couldn't see the doctor in the shadows, I could imagine how wonderful the expression on his face was.

"You, bastard, since you're so eager to be reincarnated, then...... I will fulfill you! Son, I will grant you death! If there is an afterlife, remember not to be my enemy!"

The middle-aged uncle gritted his teeth, his eyes in the darkness were shining, like stars in the night sky, wanting to illuminate the darkness here, he poked the broom barrel in his hand towards Ye Feng's body, and his teeth clucked, as if it was the sound of pulling the trigger.

"Wow, wow, wow, you don't really want to kill me, do you?" Ye Feng had an exaggerated look of horror on his face, and that calm tone of great fear made Xiao Ai just want to laugh.

"Hmph, of course I really killed you, do you think I'm just joking? Childish, childish, childish!

The middle-aged uncle seems to have gained strong self-confidence, and feels that the broom in his hand is no longer a broom, it has really become an incomparably powerful weapon. I will use this weapon in my hand to control life and death, I am God, God, Allah, Buddha!

"Hmph, if God wants to make it perish, he must first make it crazy, so it seems that this is really a great wise saying!" The middle-aged uncle hit mercilessly, "Boy, your strong and calm attitude, which seems to take life and death lightly, are you planning to break the jar?" Hehe, although Ah Q's spirit is very good, Ah Q still died in the end. ”

The uncle tightened the broom in his hand, and two extremely sharp eyes shot out from the depths of his eyes, just like the cold air of the midwinter wax moon, which actually gave people a sense of intimidation, which made Ye Feng slightly stunned.

"But ......"

However, just when Ye Feng was thinking about how this guy would round this game next, so that he could be deeply shocked, he listened to the uncle's words and seemed to be moved by compassion. As a result, its voice became much quieter.

"How?"

Ye Feng resisted the urge to make a move to beat this uncle into a big shabi, and a trace of doubt appeared on his face. By the way, this uncle, you don't really think you have a gun in your hand, do you?

"Hehe, hehehe, hehehe!"

The uncle smiled gloomily, and his voice was so desolate, like the ghost crying wolf howl in the night, which made people so throbbing and uneasy. It's just that this kind of ghostly smile has no effect on Ye Feng at all, he just wants to laugh, he wants to laugh!

"Haha, hahaha, hahaha!"

Therefore, Ye Feng, who couldn't hold it back, laughed out loud again. laughed happily, leaned back and backwards when laughing, and almost fell down when laughing, throwing Xiao Ai out of his back.

"Hmph, laugh, laugh! Accidents will come soon, and I will make you guys understand what life is and what death is!" Uncle Yin said, "But, before killing you, shouldn't you tell me your name?

"Nobody?"

Ye Feng finally couldn't help it anymore and broke out! Grandma is a hammer, you are really gasping for saying that you are fat, bastard! After such a long dream, it's time for you to wake up completely!

"Bang!"

Ye Feng gently raised his foot and stepped lightly on the uncle's leg, and then, the uncle's body flew out, hit the sofa, and was bounced high again, landing on another sofa, and so on and so forth, and disappeared after many times.

"Ye Feng, you're a superman now, aren't you afraid of beating people to death?" Xiao Ai had a trace of worry on his face, "Besides, we originally begged others to do things, and if you treat people like this, I'm afraid that we will have to run away in vain." ”

"It's impossible, it's absolutely impossible!"

Ye Feng gently put Xiao Ai on the sofa, turned on the light in the room, then his eyes flickered, he raised his steps slightly, and slowly walked in front of the trembling uncle, and said, "Either life or death, you ...... Which one to choose?"

"Raw, born, born! I choose to live!"

The uncle had just stood up from the ground, and was playing a drum in his heart, when he suddenly heard Ye Feng's words, as if he had heard some heavenly sound. It's like a person dying of thirst in the desert suddenly encounters an oasis.

"Poof!"

Therefore, the uncle knelt down directly, and no matter whether he was dignified or not, as long as he could survive, no matter how much he paid at this time, he deserved it! What dignity, what nobility, what nobility! In the face of absolute strength, it was a piece of. Being able to live at this time is the most important thing!

As long as he can live, the middle-aged uncle is willing to become a dog-like existence, he trembled and knelt in front of Ye Feng, with a frightened face, trembling and said: "Uncle, you are my own uncle! You are God, God, the Arab Allah, and the supreme Buddha of the Western Heavens." Please spare me a dog's life......"

"Huh. ”

Ye Feng's eyes flashed slightly, and he smiled lightly: "As for whether you can survive or not, it depends on your own sincerity." If it goes my way, then ...... I'll spare you!, but if you can't do it...... You're just waiting to collect your body......"

"Your Majesty, please tell me what you want, and I will do what you say seriously. The middle-aged uncle, the best small clinic doctor in the neighborhood, laughed softly.

"Heal the wound on my sister's foot completely, or ...... I'm going to cut off your head and kick it as a ball!"

Ye Feng's eyes flashed, and he said domineeringly. He didn't know why he was so grumpy, maybe ...... That's a kind of care. Feelings are the most miraculous things, indescribable, even those heavenly powers can't explain clearly, let alone him?

"Ye Feng, you ...... This person and I have always been innocent and innocent, why do you want to intimidate him so much?" Xiaohua glanced at Ye Feng with a little resentment, "Don't be so fierce, if you frighten the children, it won't be fun." ”

"Okay, I'll definitely heal her foot injury, I solemnly swear here, if I can't do it, then ......" The doctor's eyes showed a touch of determination, gritted his teeth and said, "If I can't do it, then ...... Just let me thunder five times a day!"

"Okay, deal, deal!"

Ye Feng nodded slightly, picked up a chair by the wall, and gently sat down at the gate. Then, slowly, he closed his eyes. Soon, the air around him was filled with the sound of snoring and snoring, as if he was really asleep.

"Kaede, you're so tired this time...... Rest well, and when my foot is healed, I'll call you up, and then ...... Let's go home together. Looking at Ye Feng's sleeping figure, Xiao Ai's face couldn't hide a hint of horror.

"It's ......"

Such a scene made the horror in the doctor's eyes even more intense. What kind of person is this guy? Is he an outlaw? Or is it ...... This guy isn't human at all!

"Okay doctor, what are you waiting for? This guy will wake up soon. When the time comes, once he sees that the wound on my foot has not healed, then...... I think you'll know the final answer. ”

Xiao Ai blinked his big smart eyes lightly and said with a serious face. The tone was very soft and gentle, but for the doctor, it was like a thunderbolt exploding in his heart, and he hurriedly brought the toolbox next to him and acted quickly.

"Although our actions have been somewhat barbaric and have done great harm to your weak heart, we ...... And believe us, we're not bad people, we're good people. Xiao Ai slowly lay down, and after talking seriously, he slowly closed his eyes.

"How dare you say that you are good people...... Damn, I've never seen such a brazen person! Is there a good person like you? Without saying a word, he smashed the door of someone's house, almost beat the person who asked for help into a shabi, and made terrifying verbal threats, this ...... If you are good people, there will be no good people in this world!"

The doctor, that is, this middle-aged uncle, was respectful and serious on the surface, but in his heart, he cursed Ye Feng countless times, and even Xiao Ai was scolded fiercely!

"Tick, tick, tick......"

In the old-fashioned clock on the side, time was passing minute by minute, Ye Feng and Xiao Ai closed their eyes, sleeping soundly, but they seemed to be waiting for something.

(End of chapter)