"Youkai!"

A sharp cry next to him suddenly woke Tang Song up, looking at the familiar scenery around him, looking at Gao Sheng's frightened face and fluttering on the ground like drowning, Tang Song knew that the rebirth point had changed again.

"Stop screaming, wait a little longer and come out. Tang Song didn't bother to take care of this male mantis with the brain of the sperm worm, and glared impatiently.

"Uh...... What are the elders waiting for?" Hearing what Tang Song said, Gao Sheng didn't toss anymore, but asked with a curious expression.

"Nonsense, I'm waiting for whatever you're waiting for. Tang Song said with a bad face.

"Elder, don't get me wrong, the villain is waiting for a female goblin tonight, that female goblin cannibalism and blood drinking is very ferocious, this place is dangerous, the elder must not stay for a long time. Gao Sheng persuaded anxiously.

"Why, do you want to fight? The poor monk also wants to fight for the night today. ”

"How does the elder know?" Gao Sheng looked shocked, but immediately hesitated, "But the elder is a monk......

"Probably not after tonight. ”

......

"Giggles. ”

Just as the two teasers were pulling each other's calves, a burst of laughter like silver bells suddenly sounded in the silent night, and a woman in white walked towards her bare feet and twisting her waist.

"It's coming!"

Tang Song's eyes lit up, and he pushed away the high student next to him who wanted to chat a few more words, straightened his clothes and stood up, coughed lightly and said, "Fairy, stay and stay." ”

"Huh?"

Seeing the monk in front of her, the second sister Mao raised her eyebrows lightly and smiled at the corner of her mouth, and when she saw Sun Wukong next to her, her face couldn't help but change slightly, but she immediately turned into a coquettish smile: "Little monk, is there anything to stop the slave family?"

The last 'um' word can be described as a hundred turns, and the nasal sound of ecstasy is almost hooking out people's souls, and Tang Song has a crisp body and bones and hangs on the ground.

Having strengthened his concentration, Tang Song looked at the bright moon in the sky with a smile behind his hands, and whispered: "The mica screen is deep in candle shadows, and the long river is gradually falling, and the stars are sinking." Chang'e should repent of stealing the elixir, and the blue sea and blue sky are night and night. ”

Hearing the word Chang'e, Second Sister Mao's eyes flickered slightly, and she couldn't help but think in her heart: Could it be that this little monk saw that she was born beautiful, and mistakenly thought that she was Chang'e on the moon?

I was overjoyed in my heart, and I couldn't help laughing: "What a beautiful poem, I didn't expect the little monk to have such a great talent, but what does it mean to chant poetry to the little woman?"

Tang Song smiled at the corner of his mouth, and did not answer Second Sister Mao's question, but still looked at the bright moon in the sky, and asked softly, "Does the fairy know what is on the moon?"

Second Sister Mao smiled slightly, "What can there be on the moon?"

Tang Song shook his head and said: "There is a folk legend that in addition to the fairy Chang'e who stole the elixir and became an immortal on the moon, there is also a handsome Wu Gang who was punished by the Jade Emperor to cut down the laurel tree, and there is also a rabbit with an ugly face and a narrow heart. ”

"An ugly-looking, narrow-minded rabbit?"

Second Sister Mao looked confused, the diss came too suddenly, she couldn't believe what she had just heard, and after being stunned for a moment, she couldn't help but raise her eyebrows and open her apricot eyes, gritted her teeth and said: "It's all nonsense! The jade rabbit in the sky is clearly ice and snow smart, born like a flower and jade, even compared with Chang'e, it is not inferior, where does it come from!"

Looking at the excited Jade Rabbit Spirit, Tang Song smiled secretly in his heart, sure enough, women are very concerned about their appearance, the more beautiful the woman, the more so, even if it is a goblin.

He smiled secretly in his heart, but he pretended to be surprised on his face, stared at the second sister Mao strangely and said, "It's just a folklore, why should the fairy be angry." ”

"Uh...... The slaves just can't get used to the rumors that are full of nonsense. Second Sister Mao was speechless for a while, and said with an embarrassed face.

"I see. ”

Tang Song nodded with understanding, and then continued: "The three of them have been living in the Guanghan Palace, and they have been safe and sound, but after a long time, it is inevitable that they will be lonely, and Chang'e and Wu Gang will get along day and night, and they will inevitably have some subtle feelings. Thinking that Wu Gang is handsome, Chang'e is even more beautiful, known as the first beauty in the Three Realms, even the Jade Emperor is also moved by his heart, even if it is rumored that she once married Hou Yi as his wife, but it does not affect her status in the hearts of men in the Three Realms. ”

Second Sister Mao opened her mouth and looked at Tang Song who was stunned, where had she seen such gossip romance novels, and she could listen to it directly, and it felt like opening a whole new world.

"But the good times didn't last long. Tang Song suddenly frowned slightly, shook his head and sighed: "I was originally a talented and beautiful woman, but unfortunately the ugly-faced and narrow-minded Jade Rabbit also fell in love with Wu Gang at the same time, and staged a scene of two daughters fighting for a husband." ”

"It's ridiculous! That Wu Gang's status is low, and what ability can attract Chang'e and the jade rabbit at the same time, it is really ridiculous. Although the second sister Mao was disdainful, her two crystal clear little ears were quietly erected, like a rabbit.

Tang Song didn't care, and then said: "But with Chang'e by her side, where can Wu Gang take a fancy to her." Wu Gang once said that Chang'e's every move is obsessive, even if she frowns, it makes people feel pity. Yutu was jealous, consciously or unintentionally, always imitated Chang'e's every move beside Wu Gang, and often frowned and sighed. ”

Tang Song took the time to peek at the jade rabbit spirit next to him, who was already clenched with his fists clenched and his face indignant, and continued with a smile in his heart: "But Chang'e was born beautiful, and the actions she made were naturally pitiful, but the jade rabbit looked ugly, and it was even more ugly, and the actions she made were naturally annoying. ”

"It's nonsense!

Second Sister Mao's face turned green with anger, she couldn't listen to it anymore, and slammed her palm on the big tree next to her, and a loud bang actually broke the big tree at the waist.

Tang Song was startled, hurriedly took a few steps back, and looked at the jade rabbit with a crazy face, and couldn't help but sneer: This can't stand it? The psychological tolerance is too poor, and Lao Tzu has prepared several small stories that I want to share with you! What is the history of the struggle of the red apricot out of the wall, the surviving man, the rabbit master, the invasion of the Jade Emperor of the boss, and the paragraph is wonderful, I guarantee that you don't want to be a rabbit again in this life.

"What's wrong with the fairy? The poor monk just said that the ugly jade rabbit is so weird, why did the fairy react so much?" Tang Song said with a look of 'surprise'.

As if adding fuel to the fire, the second sister Mao trembled angrily, and she didn't care about any more soul hooking techniques, and she took out the medicine pestle from her skirt and rushed over with a pair of red eyes.

Sun Wukong, who had been waiting for a long time, naturally would not stand idly by, and pulled out the golden hoop stick to fight with the second sister Mao.

But I don't know if I was angry or mad, this time the battle of the jade rabbit spirit was far from the level, a medicine pestle danced in no order, as if suddenly turned into a crazy woman, and forgot to cast magical spells, only a pair of red eyes played hand-to-hand combat, a few rounds were beaten by the monkey and collapsed, seized the opportunity to be blown away by a stick, turned into a breeze and disappeared into the night sky.

"Fight with Lao Tzu!" Tang Song snorted coldly, looking proud.

At this time, Gao Sheng next to him ran over with an amazed face, and worshiped Tang Song and Sun Wukong as gods, and hurriedly invited them into the house to entertain them.