Chapter 1: The Villain Wants to ...... Give it a go
It was more than ten days of travel, and on this day, Sun Wukong stood in the clouds and looked at it for a moment, and said with a smile: "Luckily, there is a village ahead, just enough to rest for one night." ”
Tang Song was overjoyed when he heard this, these ten days have been going to be either drilling grass or climbing big trees at night, and his buttocks are so painful, and now Tang and Song Dynasty miss a thing called a bed very much.
The two of them hurried up, and soon arrived at the entrance of the village.
As soon as he arrived at the entrance of the village, Tang Song saw a sneaky figure running out of it and happened to collide with a monkey.
"Oops!"
The person who came couldn't help screaming in pain, raised his head and looked at each other, looking at the close, fierce face in front of him, this person blinked his eyes, sat on the ground with a soft leg and 'plopped', and opened his mouth for a long time before he reacted, just when Tang Song thought that he was scared stupid, he suddenly let out a terrifying scream: "Monster!"
Tang Song glared at the monkey who deliberately frightened people, slowly walked in front of this person, bowed down and said: "Don't be afraid, the poor monk is a monk who went to the west to learn scriptures, and the monkey is the protector of the poor monk, not a monster that eats people." ”
But the man seemed to be frightened stupidly, he didn't hear Tang Song's words, his eyes were dull, his limbs were waving wildly, and he kept muttering to himself: "Those people didn't lie to me, there are really man-eating monsters at night, it's so scary!"
"Donor, don't panic, the poor monks have all said-hey, it, where are you going......"
It took a long time for this person to slowly come to his senses, but he kept clinging to Tang Song's side, his eyes dodging, and he didn't dare to look at the monkey again.
Tang Song began to look at the person in front of him, in his thirties, with dark skin, a thin and withered body, wearing a tattered straw hat on his head, and a hoe in his hand.
"What do you call the donor?"
"The villain's name is Gao Sheng, and he is the resident of this village. ”
"Ascension, good name. Tang Song nodded, meaning that he was rising step by step, and it seemed that there were not many names among the mountain and wild households.
"Hehe, Elder Xie complimented, when my father took this name, he meant to let me give birth to a few more big fat boys for him, but I didn't expect to disappoint his old man. Gao Sheng, who was still smiling, suddenly said with a depressed face.
Tang Song touched his nose: "It turned out to be this life, and I didn't say anything about being a poor monk just now." ”
"By the way, the poor monk just heard from the benefactor that you seem to have monsters here. Tang Song hurriedly diverted the topic just now and asked in a whisper, could it be that the new calamity should not be here?
"Not bad. ”
Gao Sheng swallowed and foamed, and after looking around carefully, he lowered his voice and said: "Recently, some days have been a little uneven, especially at night, there are rumors that monsters have come out to eat people, and many farmers have died these days, so when it gets dark, every household closes their doors and does not dare to come out." ”
"How do you know it's a monster?" the monkey interjected.
Gao Sheng shrunk his neck, glanced at the monkey cautiously, and whispered: "There are many people in the village who have seen it with their own eyes, and they can't fake it. ”
"Then why did you run out at night, aren't you afraid of being eaten by that monster?" Tang Song asked curiously, is there anything hidden in this?
Hearing Tang Song's question, Gao Sheng's swarthy face turned red, and his expression was quite twisted: "Don't hide it from the elder, the villain has seven Chinese New Year's Eve today, but he has not married yet...... The villain wants to give it a go. ”
Tang Song: "......"
How are you, big brother! You even want to prostitute monsters, you don't have to fight so hard! Give it a go, big brother, you are the reincarnation of a male mantis! You are simply using your life to reproduce the next generation!
Tang Song was speechless for a long time, and it took a long time before he coughed lightly, frowned and asked, "So many people have died, hasn't the village invited some capable people to come to subdue demons?"
"Why not!"
Gao Sheng smiled bitterly, waved his hand and said: "I don't know if the monster is powerful or those mages are too shallow, there were several famous mages before, but the next day they all disappeared, leaving only a bloody human head hanging at the entrance of the village, which frightened everyone, we all know that this must be the monster warning me to wait, over time, we are afraid of angering the monster and dare not invite the master again, and no mage dares to come to our Gao Laozhuang after that." ”
"Oh, I see...... Wait!" Tang Song's eyes widened suddenly, so he jumped up and hurriedly asked, "What do you say you call here?!"
"Gao Laozhuang!" was taken aback by Tang Song, Gao Sheng licked his lips and said: "Because most of the residents in this place have the surname Gao, so it is named." ”
"This is Gao Laozhuang?!"
Tang Song swallowed and foamed, but he didn't expect to unconsciously arrive at the territory of the second senior brother, this surprise came too suddenly, it seems that this time the poor monk is going to add another helper to the team!
"That monster has a vicious face and a pig's head?" seemed to think of something, Tang Song's eyes lit up and he hurriedly asked.
"It is rumored that it is a female goblin who is as beautiful as a flower...... "Gao Sheng looked aggrieved, I don't play pigs, so my taste is not so heavy."
Tang Song gasped, and a chill suddenly appeared in his heart, under the butterfly effect, the plot of Journey to the West has changed, after all, it is harmless, but you won't turn the second senior brother into a delicate little girl!
"The art of change is a common trick used by monsters, what's so strange!" Sun Wukong said suddenly, "I think that when my old grandson was in Huaguo Mountain, whenever he thought about that human flesh, he would turn into a young woman and lure passers-by into the cave." ”
"Say no more. ”
Tang Song squatted on the ground tightly holding his heart, feeling so painful, Great Sage, please don't show the lower limit anymore, okay? Please try to keep a little bit of the beautiful image you left in my childhood.
"It is rumored that the female goblin only seduces young men, and every time she kills them, she has to have fun so that she can enjoy enough good fortune. Gao Sheng licked his lips, and there was a faint expectation in his eyes, which was really enough.
"Wukong, you won't be ...... back then" Tang Song's face changed greatly, and he hurriedly looked at Sun Wukong.
Sun Wukong's face froze, and his eyes widened, "As a Monkey King, how could my old grandson do such a dirty thing!"
Tang Song pursed his lips, it is not a clean thing for you to become a woman and seduce a man.
But strangely, who is this female monster of unknown origin? How could he appear in Gao Laozhuang? Where did Zhu Bajie go at this time? Could it be that he came early, so that lazy thing is still lying in the belly of a wild boar?