Chapter 0081: This Monk Must Be Crazy

In fact, seeing Zhu Bajie stepping on it so happily, Monk Sha and Xiao Bailong were a little itchy. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info but seeing that the two Taoist boys were really a little miserable, they were merciful.

"Bajie, forget it, let them go, lest someone say that we bully children. Chen Yi walked out slowly, asked Zhu Bajie to stop, and let the two Taoist children go.

I really didn't expect that when I came to ask for justice, I was beaten up by fat again, what kind of world is this? Forget about beating him, even Shoushou was beaten so miserably, these monks are too human.

But this was just thinking in my heart, I really didn't dare to say half a word, hurriedly helped Shoushou up, ran away, and continued to look for pills to heal his injuries.

Zhu Bajie, who was beaten very comfortably, smiled, looked at Chen Yi and said, "Master, actually, we have already bullied children, and we are quite heavy." ”

"Which pig did you see that the teacher did it?" Chen Yi glanced at Zhu Bajie with disdain and returned to the room.

But this sentence made Sun Wukong and others a little hairy. It means that even if you poke out the basket, it has nothing to do with this monk, and it is the four of them who do it!

After the five masters and apprentices entered Chen Yi's room, Sun Wukong hurriedly explained: "Master, don't listen to those two little hairy boys, we really didn't steal the ginseng fruit. ”

"Uh-huh. Zhu Bajie nodded again and again: "I really didn't steal it, I was just planning to steal it...... Oh, why are you all looking at my old pig like this? Could it be that my old pig is not right? Master, it's all a monkey's idea, and it has nothing to do with my old pig. ”

Sun Wukong had to scratch his head straight, and he wanted to knock it over with a golden hoop stick to see if this dead fat pig was so cheap.

Monk Sha also hurriedly added: "Master, we really didn't steal ......"

"I know for the teacher. Chen Yi nodded slightly and said, "You don't need to explain, what's the matter?" Come on, come on, come here, and eat ginseng fruit for you." ”

As he spoke, Chen Yi took out the sack and put the ginseng fruit into a large porcelain plate, which was as many as hundreds. The color is vibrant, alluring, and exudes bursts of fragrance.

Looking at this large pile of ginseng fruits, Sun Wukong and the others were stunned, their eyes widened, their mouths opened wide, and they stood still in a daze, their heads blank.

After a long time, Sun Wukong reacted first, pointed to the ginseng fruit, looked at Chen Yi and said, "Master, these ginseng fruits are all you...... You picked them all?"

"I picked up a ghost, I stole the drop for the teacher. Chen Yi smiled very cheaply, which made the scalps of the four apprentices numb.

There is such a master, Sun Wukong, they really don't understand, whether it's a good thing or a bad thing. But the matter has come to this point, what should come will always come, and it is a big deal to fight with that town Yuanzi.

After figuring it out, Sun Wukong and the others were no longer entangled, anyway, they had to speed up their pace and adapt to the master's various rhythms. So, I picked up the ginseng fruit and nibbled on it.

Suddenly, a series of gnawing sounds sounded in Chen Yi's room. If those two Taoist boys heard it, they would probably have to cry and faint if they were not angry. When you encounter such a group of monks who don't play cards according to common sense, what other tricks can you have?

Chen Yi naturally didn't treat himself badly, and rushed to eat with his apprentices, so that he could eat more if he had a good appetite. Otherwise, it would be a waste to steal so many divine fruits with a shelf life of less than a day.

Click, click, click......

The sound of gnawing, laughter and laughter came and went, and the food was called a joy.

In the end, Chen Yi and the others really couldn't eat anymore, and their stomachs couldn't fit it, so they had to give up. And Zhu Bajie is still continuing, smiling quite proudly. In terms of eating, he always won the championship.

In the end, all the ginseng fruits were swept away, and the kernels were sent by Sun Wukong thousands of miles away to be thrown away, so that there was no trace here. And the results are a little speechless.

The most natural is Zhu Bajie, who killed forty-two of them and gained 1,974,000 years of life. The second most is actually Chen Yi's goods, even the previous one, he actually swallowed twenty, and his life span increased by 940,000 years.

The third place is the Monkey King, who ate sixteen and increased his life span by 752,000 years. The fourth place is the little white dragon, a little white face, who also ate a full fifteen of them, and got a lifespan of 700,000 and 5,000 years.

The last place turned out to be a big man like Monk Sha, who only ate twelve of them and got a lifespan of 564,000 years.

Zhu Bajie patted his belly with satisfaction, looked at the other four and laughed: "Silly, envy, do you regret not having a big belly? ”

Chen Yi sighed and said, "Bajie, I didn't expect that your belly is so big, but the goal is so small. If you don't live for two million years, you will be satisfied? Don't say that you are my apprentice in the future, you can't afford to lose that person. ”

"Huh?"

The four apprentices were all stunned, with a lifespan of almost two million years, and they said that they were ashamed? Is this because the master said it wrong, or did they hear it wrong?

You must know that although the immortals claim to live with heaven and earth, that is also an exaggeration. In fact, most of the immortals also have a lifespan limit. Unless you can break through the Nine Turns Great Luo Golden Immortal and reach the Semi-Saint Realm, you can say that you will not die.

Of course, if you don't stop being worshipped and get the power of faith, you can also achieve immortality. Just like the Jade Emperor Lao'er, in fact, he is a scum who has to die, but he is the heaven of everyone, and he is often supplemented by the power of faith, so he will live so long.

The lifespan of ordinary immortals is about five million years, and those with higher realms can reach tens of millions of years. And this meal binge-eating, Zhu Bajie directly extended for nearly two million years, which is really a distant gap.

But after so many years, Chen Yi said that it was very embarrassing, this monk must be crazy! Otherwise, why did he eat so violently and ranked second?

Sun Wukong, how did they know that the 'Ancient Heart Sutra' cultivated by Chen Yi is a real divine book, as long as they practice it, they can obtain an immortal body, and they can live as long as they want. Of course, under special circumstances, it will also fall, just like fighting.

Chen Yi's goal is to practice all the 'Eternal Heart Sutra', achieve supreme supernatural powers, and reach the realm of true sainthood. Therefore, just two million years is really nothing in his eyes.

"Hiccup!"

Because he didn't resist the deliciousness of the ginseng fruit and ate too much, Chen Yi burped loudly and felt very uncomfortable in his stomach, so he ordered Sun Wukong and others: "Don't eat it, don't move, it's easy to gain weight, let's go outside for activities." Disciples, bring your weapons and teach you how to play hula hoops today. ”

After finishing speaking, Chen Yi took the lead in walking out, turning the Nine Dragons tin cane into a hula hoop, and in the stunned expressions of Sun Wukong and others, his waist twisted, and he played with it.

"Come on, apprentices, follow the teacher and swing together!"

Sun Wukong and the others felt that it was also a little interesting, so they learned from Chen Yi's appearance, turned their weapons into hula hoops, twisted their waists and buttocks in the courtyard, and followed Chen Yi to exercise.

And just when they were having a good time, Zhen Yuanzi led a Taoist boy back to Wuzhuang Temple.