"That's how you use the word Optimus?"

"I really feel sorry for this guard. ”

Don't forget that this thing is a guard with a knife in front of the palace, that is to say, in the palace, if a person like this thinks too much, it will only be himself who is unlucky. The women in the palace are all the emperor's. So it's best not to think too much about working in the palace.

Of course, the person in front of him is indeed quite easy to reminisce, rolling in the mud, I'm afraid that he is confused by something, and he is still dreaming of spring.

"Wake him up and pull him out of the mud, and he'll die here if he goes on like this. Shen Shi said.

"Lord Shen, I think it's better not to wake him up, he feels very happy like this. A guard with a sword in front of the palace said.

Sure enough, he was dirty, and he was really looking at it and thinking about it. Or maybe he wondered if he could try to poke the earth himself.

"Happy, he's going to die later, he's been leaking Yuanyang now, once it's over, he's really going to feed the ghosts here, a good person, since you're passing by, save it." Shen Shi said.

When the imperial guards heard this, they no longer laughed, but went down from their heads, ready to wake up the man in the mire. They may have dirty minds and dirty jokes, but they definitely don't have the heart to see people die.

"Huh?"

The three guards went down together, and the funny guard snorted again.

"What's wrong with that. Shen Shi asked.

"Lord Shen, this guy's thing is only so big, it can't be a rabbit. The guard stretched out his index finger and stroked it, but then felt that it was inappropriate and extended his little finger again.

Shen Shi said, "Is your stuff big?"

"Much more than him, of course. Shen Shi's response made the guard beat his chest proudly.

To him, Shen Shi was a civil official, knew magic, and was definitely superior to them. Such a person can make jokes, is willing to listen to his own jokes, and even picks up a sentence and a half, which really makes him very proud.

The other two guards also nodded earnestly. This is recognition, and it is also really regarded as one's own person.

Shen Shi understood their mentality. In fact, even if he doesn't understand, he is a modern person who will not look down on any guards like the people of this era. "What do you have to be proud of, what is your ability to show off? ”

Shen Shi made a meat joke. Just like he did with his co-workers.

It's a pity, they are ancients after all, thin-skinned, he, hehe, hehe, there are some blushes.

It's completely incomparable to the filthy guys that Shen Shi knows. For them, the bird is big and I am proud. Take it out and compare it with each other, I am bigger than all of you, and my heart is very peaceful.

"Ah, who are you, and what do you want to do to me?"

The man who was poking the earth in the mire was hit on the head with a scabbard by a guard, and the man immediately woke up from his spring dream.

As soon as he woke up, he saw three big men with weird smiles on their faces, looking directly at him.

"Little brother, wake up. One of the guards laughed, and then he almost wrote: I'm reading your jokes. I'm older than you, I'm proud.

"Don't, don't come here, I don't have any money on me, nothing worth robbing. The man thought he had met a robber, and immediately said without tears.

But after he said these words, Meng Longtan, who was the farthest away, finally reacted - it sounds very familiar!

"Xiaolian, is that you?" he asked, looking up and down.

"Who?Longtan!" Zhu Xiaolian saw Meng Longtan.

"Longtan, save me!" he shouted for help.

"Rest assured, we are not robbers, we do not rob. "The guards showed their clothes, no matter how you look at them, they are also people in the system, and you can understand their identity by looking at the clothes.

"No, no robbery?"

Zhu Xiaolian was slightly relieved at first, but soon found out that his current situation was that he was lying naked in the quagmire, he was immediately startled, hurriedly covered up and down, and screamed in horror: "I, where are the clothes on my body, did you take off the clothes on my body? You scum, I'm a man, don't come here, if I come here again, I'm going to report to the official, you must know that molesting a man is also a crime." ”

As a playful man, he naturally knows that men in the army are ...... Ouchi guards can actually be regarded as soldiers, and they are in an environment where they can only see and not touch, which is even more perverted.

At least that's how it sounded to him.

With such rumors, he is naturally very afraid and worried.

"Phew, you guy is really disgusting, I'll wait for the kindness to save you, you think we are filthy people, Lord Shen, I think this person doesn't care about him, anyway, this kid doesn't look like a good thing, in broad daylight, Lang Lang, actually rolling in the mud. ”

Being slandered like this, Ouchi's guards are not happy, they like women, not men. What did he think about himself and others? What did he think? This must be a dirty thought. Looking at this man again is like looking at a fly, and it's disgusting.

Shen Shi also shook his head and smiled, and said, "It doesn't matter if it's okay." He should be the Zhu Xiaolian we are looking for. ”

"This friend, you were bewitched by the demon brought here before, and you rolled in the mud, but it has nothing to do with us, don't treat your benefactor as an enemy, if we don't wake you up just now, it is estimated that you will roll here until the night, and at night, whether you are still alive or not, it is not certain. ”

"And what about the woman who came with you?"

Shen Shi asked him, but he paid more attention to his surroundings. After all, he was so fascinated that he couldn't ask anything. And judging from his fascination appearance, this demon should be nearby.

But even if he knew that he was Zhu Xiaolian, whether it was the guards, or Meng Longtan, he felt funny every time he remembered when he was rolling in the mud before.

That's funny in itself! How and thirsty he is that he doesn't pick a place or a time.

You must know the love between men and women, the gift of husband and wife, when and where, it is written in the book of rites. At least it should be a house, and field warfare is not popular in this era.

Let's put it this way. Even if it is a ghost to hook people, you must first conjure up a house, and the man will be tricked. There is no house, the muddy mire, just snap. In such a situation, it is almost impossible to confuse people.

No matter how hungry and thirsty you are, you must pay attention to etiquette. But in this case, someone really got tricked.

Zhu Xiaolian, who was lying in the mud, was stunned for a short time, and suddenly remembered what was going on.

He himself intended to take the woman to his own courtyard. On the way, the woman woke up, and she seemed to have sent the coachman away, and then, and then...... Seeing that woman was beautiful and extraordinary, I was a little stupid for a while.