Chapter 300: "Don't Break the Rules!"
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Jin Chanzi knew that what Sun Wukong said was right, and he thought that he was just looking at the excitement, so he persuaded the helper: "Bajie, your senior brother is right, and the method is also very good." Update the fastest to save a life, and win the seventh-level floating slaughter. One is to thank you for your hospitality, and the other is to accumulate yin virtue, besides, the moonlight is good tonight, the weather is cool, and you are idle, so you brothers will go and have a fun!"
Zhu Bajie crossed his mouth and said: "Master, I will only change a mountain into a tree, a stone into an elephant, a buffalo into a big man, and it is a little difficult to become a little girl!"
Sun Wukong said to Chen Cheng: "Don't listen to him, take Ling Ai out and take a look." β
Chen Cheng turned inside, took out a scale of gold, followed by a family of wives and concubines, crying and crying, all came out to kowtow and pray, begging to save the child's life.
The little girl wore an eight-treasure hanging beaded flower hoop on her head, a red and yellow jute silk jacket on her body, a green satin cloak on the outside, a big red flower skirt tied around her waist, a pair of toad-headed light red linen shoes at her feet, and two silk gold knee trousers tied to her legs.
Sun Wukong looked at a scale of gold and urged Zhu Bajie to say: "Bajie, you quickly change her, let's go and sacrifice!"
Zhu Bajie looked at the little girl, she was really pitiful and cute, and her heart moved, and said, "Brother Monkey, you are too small and handsome, how can you change?"
"Hurry up! I've got a stick!"
"Don't do it! Zhu Bajie lied, hurriedly recited the spell, shook his head a few times, and shouted "Change!" and turned his head into the same face as the little girl, but the belly was still so big, and it didn't change, which looked very funny.
Sun Wukong smiled: "Change again!"
"I can't change it, if you want to fight, you can fight, there's no way!" Zhu Bajie had a bitter face.
"You are a little girl, a fat monk, and the king of inspiration is not a pig, how can you deceive you? Okay, I'll help you!"
Sun Wukong scolded the pig in front of the pig, smiled, and blew at Zhu Bajie's stomach in one breath, and sure enough, his figure changed and became exactly the same as the little girl.
Sun Wukong turned to the stunned Chen Cheng brothers and said: "Take your treasure and Ling Lang Lingai in, take good fruits and pastries and coax them, don't let them cry, lest the wind go! β
"Senior Brother Sha, protect the master. β
The Chen brothers were overjoyed and asked their family to bring the children in.
Sun Wukong asked again: "How do you want to make offerings? Do you bundle them? Tie them up, steam them, or chop them up and take them?"
Zhu Bajie was taken aback: "Brother Monkey, don't play with me, I don't have that kind of means, I'll die if I steam and chop!"
Chen Cheng hurriedly said: "Don't dare! Don't dare! Don't do that, just use two big red lacquer pill plates, ask the two of you to sit on the plates, put them on the table, and ask the two juniors to carry the table and carry you to the temple." β
"Okay, get the plate out, let's give it a try!"
Chen Cheng immediately went in, took out two big Dan plates, and placed them on the table.
Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie jumped up and sat on the plate.
Chen Cheng went to call the four powerful juniors again, lifted the two tables, carried them to the patio and walked around, and then carried them back and put them in the hall for a tryout.
Sun Wukong was carried by others, felt funny, and said with a smile: "Bajie, it's easy to take a walk like this, we are also monks who have been on the stage." β
Zhu Bajie couldn't laugh: "If you carry it out, you can still carry it back, then even if you lift it until dawn, I'm not afraid." I'm afraid that if I am carried to the temple, I will be eaten, this is not fun!"
"What are you afraid of? You just watch over me, and when he eats me, you run away. β
"That's a light story! Who knows? Who knows how he's going to eat? He'll eat the boy first, and I'll run." What should I do if I eat the virgin first?"
Chen Cheng said: "In the past, when we were sacrificing, some of our bold people here used to sneak into the temple, hide under the offering table, and see that he ate virgins first and then virgins. β
"Creation! Creation and transformation! There is still a chance to run!" Zhu Bajie was overjoyed.
While they were talking, the gongs and drums were noisy outside, and the lights were shining, and the Tongzhuang people opened the courtyard gate and came in, and they were all there to shout: "Bring out the boys and girls!"
The Chen brothers instructed the four descendants to carry the boys and girls of Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie out, and the two brothers cried and cried, pretending to be sad, and walked out with everyone.
The people who presided over the sacrifice carried the two boys and girls together, together with the pigs, sheep, and sacrifices, and so on, and carried them all to the temple of the Great King of Inspiration in a noisy manner.
When they arrived at the temple, they placed a boy and a woman on the offering table.
Sun Wukong saw a fragrant flower candle on the offering table, and a golden tablet in the middle of it, which read "The Divine Seat of the Inspiration King", and there was no other god statue. It seems to be a lone monster, and it is not difficult to deal with.
Everyone arranged the sacrifices and knelt down and kowtowed below: "Grandpa Wang, this year, this month, today, Chen Cheng, the priest of Chenjiazhuang, and other believers, respectfully follow the annual regulations, and offer a boy Chen Guanbao, a virgin Chen Yi weighs gold, pigs and sheep are all counted, and they are presented to the king to enjoy, please bless the wind and rain, and the five grains are abundant." β
After praying, the yellow papyrus horses were burned, and everyone went back to the village.
Zhu Bajie saw that everyone was scattered, and whispered to Sun Wukong: "Brother Monkey, let's go home!"
Sun Wukong scolded: "Where is your home?"
"Go back to Lao Chen's house and go to sleep. β
"You pig's head, you are talking nonsense again! Since you promised him, you will give it to him, but you have a wish!"
"You're a pig-headed yourself, but I'm a pig-head! It's good to have fun, how can you still take it seriously?"
"Don't talk nonsense, good people do it to the end, and they must wait for the king to eat, so that there is a beginning and an end. Otherwise, he will go and send calamity, and good deeds will be done badly. β
Zhu Bajie was about to speak again, when he suddenly heard the whirring wind outside, and said in a panic: "Oh no! The wind is ringing, the goblin is coming!"
Sun Wukong suddenly said: "Don't talk, look at me!"
After a while, a fragrant wind blew, and a goblin appeared at the door, and you see how he looked.
The golden armor and golden helmet are brilliant and new, and the waist is wrapped around the red cloud.
The eyes are like a late star, and the teeth are like rearranged sawtooth points.
The smoke wafts under the feet, and the fog around them is warm and smoky.
When the line is cloudy and cold, the temperature is layer by layer.
But it is like a rolling shutter to help the general, like the gate god of the temple.
The monster stood in the temple gate and asked, "Which one is being sacrificed this year?"
Sun Wukong spoke in a child's voice and replied with a smile: "Cheng asked, it is the head of the village Chen Cheng and Chen Qingjia." β
When the monster heard this, he doubted in his heart: "This boy is bold and articulate." The child who was sent to be used before had already cried before he could ask him, and if he dared to answer, if he asked again, he was so frightened that his soul was gone, and he was already a dead man when he held it in his hand. Why is this boy not afraid today?"
The goblin, who was cautious by nature, wondered in his heart, did not come in the door, but stood at the door and asked, "What is the name of the virgin and the boy?"
Sun Wukong still smiled and said: "The boy Chen Guanbao, the virgin is a scale of gold." β
The monster's eyes moved, and he first made a threat: "There are rules for this sacrifice, eat the virgin boy first." I'm going to eat you. β
"Please eat!"
The monster felt even more strange, and didn't dare to do it for a while, but still stood at the door and said, "You still talk back?" Okay, I'm going to change the rules, and I'm going to eat virgins first this year." Let me show you how terrible it is to be eaten!"
Zhu Bajie hurriedly shouted: "King, it's still the same as before, don't break the rules!"
The goblin was a little scared when he saw Zhu Bajie, stretched out his hand, and grabbed Zhu Bajie when he came in.
How dare Zhu Bajie let him eat, jumped down, showed his true appearance, lifted the nail palladium, and the split noodles were a palladium.
But when he heard a local sound, the monster was too late for a while, and was hit by him with palladium, turned around and ran away.
Zhu Bajie saw the flash of golden light and shouted, "The armor has been broken!"
Sun Wukong also showed his true appearance, only to see that the golden armor that fell down turned out to be two fish scales the size of an ice tray, and shouted: "Chase!" called Zhu Bajie to fly out of the temple gate and jump into the air to chase.
The King of Inspiration didn't dare to fight because he didn't have any weapons, so he turned around and fled. Seeing the two catching up, he stopped in the clouds and shouted loudly: "Where are you a monk who dares to come here to bully people, spoil my incense, and ruin my reputation!"
Sun Wukong scolded: "You monster, listen up! We are the apprentices of Tang Sanzang, the reincarnation of the holy monk Jin Chanzi of the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Soil, who went to the West Heaven to worship the Buddha and learn scriptures, and stayed at Chen's house overnight.
When the inspiration king heard this, he stopped talking, turned around and ran.
Zhu Bajie chased after him, and it was another nail of palladium, which he dodged, didn't fight, turned into a violent wind, and drilled into the Tongtian River.
Zhu Bajie had to chase again, and Sun Wukong shouted: "No need to chase, knowing that he is a goblin in the river, he can't run." Tomorrow, I will find a way to catch him and ask him to send Master across the river!"
The two returned to the temple and brought the offerings, along with the table, back to Chen's house.
Jin Chanzi, Sha Monk and Chen family brothers were all sitting in the hall waiting for news, and when they saw it back, Jin Chanzi asked, "How is it?
Sun Wukong told the matter again, and the Chen brothers were happy and worried. Clean the room, arrange the bed, and invite them to sleep with their master and apprentice.
On the other side, the King of Inspiration fled back into the water and sat in the palace, silently thinking about things. When the demon soldiers under him saw it, they asked, "The king is happy when he comes back from the sacrifice every year, why is he troubled today?"
The Inspiration King said angrily: "In the past, when I finished eating every year, I could bring some offerings back for everyone to eat, but today I didn't even eat it." Unlucky, I ran into an opponent and almost killed him. β
His subordinates were shocked and asked, "King, who is it?"
"It is an apprentice of a holy monk of the Tang Dynasty in the eastern soil, who went to the west to worship the Buddha and seek scriptures, pretending to become a boy and a girl, and sitting in the temple. I was beaten by him to show my true colors, and I almost lost my life. When I was still in the lotus pond before, I heard that Tang Seng was going to the West Heaven to learn scriptures, he was the second disciple of Rulai, he was a good person who practiced in the tenth life, and eating a piece of his meat could make him immortal, so I secretly came here and wanted to eat Tang Seng Changsheng. After waiting for so many years, I finally waited for him to come, but I didn't expect him to have such a powerful apprentice, but he ruined his reputation and broke the incense. I have the heart to catch the golden cicada, but I'm afraid I won't succeed. β
A banshee dressed in brown speckled clothes flashed out below, a mandarin fish adult.
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