Chapter 372: One Punch Man
[What fate do I have with you?] Although Du Ziyuan thought so, he said: "It's okay, Tianjun still tell me, what do you want?"
Maha Tianjun said: "Actually, I don't really want to attract others to the religion, we Buddhism believe in fate, when fate comes, it will naturally take refuge, and there is no need to show off excessively, but one thing that makes me mind very much is that Tianhe Xingjun always laughs at the hairstyle of our Buddhist disciples, and many disciples have been unstable by him, shouting to return to the vulgar, and even unwilling to join when they hear that they want to shave, which is really too much!"
Du Ziyuan watched Maha Tianjun gradually transform from humble and polite to hideous face, and couldn't help but remind: "Tianjun, don't you feel that the first half of your sentence and the second half of your sentence contradict yourself? If you don't want to join the sect because of a hairstyle, you have no chance, right? Why force it? Are you obsessed?"
"How can there be!" Maha Heavenly Monarch immediately denied, "Lao Tzu...... How can the little monk know how to look at it, it's the blank teacher, you misunderstood. β
[Misunderstanding chicken feathers, you even swear words out of the sky!] Du Ziyuan knew that it was too naΓ―ve to have expectations for the immortals of Heavenly Court. This Maha Heavenly Monarch looks like a profound image of the Dharma, but in fact he is not small at all.
With such a look and such a contrast, Du Ziyuan couldn't help but think of a certain wonderful monk. He confirmed to Maha Celestial, "So, your request is to make everyone think that the bald head is handsome, right?"
"That's right," Maha Tianjun nodded, "it's best to make Tianhe Xingjun speechless, and even he himself wants to shave." β
Du Ziyuan said: "Your difficulty is a bit big, I can only say that I will do my best." β
Maha Heavenly Monarch returned the salute and said, "Thank you, Teacher Blank." β
"You don't have to salute," Du Ziyuan said, "After the negotiation is over, let's talk about the remuneration at the end." β
"That's how it should be," said Mahatianjun, "I wonder what the blank teacher needs?"
"This ...... I'm not sure, otherwise you wait for me to ask others?" Du Ziyuan subconsciously touched his bangs, but only then did he realize that he was now conscious out of his body, and the hair left by Sun Tianyun was still on the ground.
Maha Heavenly Monarch said: "Of course you can, you have the jade of heaven, when you think about it, you can come to me in the heavenly court." β
"Well, so be it. Du Ziyuan nodded.
Then, the Maha Celestial Lord sent him back into his body.
After returning to consciousness, Du Ziyuan saw the hair on the head of the previous emperor falling out one by one, and soon, a shiny head was revealed. Because it is a secret shaving, there will be no hair roots left, and it looks like a large light bulb in the sun.
"Grandpa Huang......" The little princess was obviously very surprised by this kind of thing, she covered her mouth, showing the same expression as when she saw Du Ziyuan conjure magic last night.
Du Ziyuan was thinking, how could this kind of big bald head look good? Even Zhang Weijian was still handsome when he had hair.
This question didn't bother him for long, as he suddenly remembered a material that he had forgotten for a long time.
"yes! Why did I forget about him? If you want to say handsome, isn't the bald cape super handsome!"
Saitama's story perfectly suited Maha's requirements, and Du Ziyuan immediately returned to Ryukaku Village after attending the ceremony and began to paint "One Punch Man". He didn't have a lot of material on hand, and he was able to finish it quickly.
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It's not just mortals who celebrate the New Year, the Immortal Cultivation Sect also conducts disciple examinations every year, and there are even relatively large-scale ceremonies every few years.
This year is not the year of the Penglai Sword Sect's great gifts, but not all the disciples who are in the retreat will come out.
Although Feng Dusk Zhao has not yet broken through to the second realm of Void Condensation, she still came out, and cultivation also requires a combination of work and rest. She couldn't find the feeling of a breakthrough, so she planned to try something else.
She returned to her courtyard and opened the room that had been given to Lilytea: "Lily, I'm out of the customs, are you there?
Twilight suddenly realized that she had stepped on something, picked it up and looked at it, and found that it was actually a corset. Looking at this compact size, you know that it is definitely not her own.
"Lily, why are you throwing things around!" she continued to walk inside, seeing crumbs of various snacks, food bags, and cans of drinks along the way...... If it weren't for the fact that there was an insect repellent formation in the Penglai Sword Sect, she really suspected that Xiaoqiang would be raised here.
Eventually, she finds a humanoid creature that appears to be Lilytia in a pile of garbage. Why is it suspicious, because she and Lilytia before the retreat seem to be completely two people.
Her supple blonde hair had turned to thatch, with all sorts of split ends and protruding, and her fluffy pajamas and pajamas were stained with all sorts of stains, and a pair of trousers with lace hung from the head of the bed not far away. Combined with the corset that Twilight picked up when she entered the door, it is conceivable that Lilydia is now in a complete vacuum.
"This ...... What the hell is going on!?" Feng Twilight Zhao felt that he must have been tricked by an illusion, how could such a pure angel become like this in the blink of an eye?
Lilythea glanced lazily at her, "Oh, it's Zhaozhao, I thought it was." After saying that, she continued to play with the best flying sword.
Twilight rubbed her face vigorously and asked tentatively, "Are you really Lily?"
"Otherwise?" Lilythea never took her eyes off the screen, "Damn! Little Sling still wants to be super old lady's sword?! Let you see the legendary Edgeworth Drift!"
Although Twilight Zhao didn't want to accept it, it didn't seem to be a hallucination: "Lily, what have you done since my retreat?"
Lilydia said casually: "It's nothing, just eat and drink, and then play games, it's gone." β
"Haven't you ever been out?"
"What are you doing when you go out? The sun is very hot outside, and it's blinding. β
Seeing that Lilydia would say such things so confidently, Feng Duzhao felt that his three views were about to be shattered.
An existence of the same level as the Heavenly Immortals, just staying in the house and playing games, can become such a waste person in such a short period of time!?
Twilight suddenly remembered something, and she asked, "Lily, you seem to have said that you were going to save more people who are suffering, but it's not good that you've been staying in the house now?"
When Lilidia heard this, she showed a look of disgust: "Tsk, I don't bother to care about such troublesome things, let the humans or something destroy them all, save a group of guys from always running to rob me of the lord monster." β
"Huh?"