Chapter 31 Analysis of the situation
Tang Song stood at the gate of the city, looking directly at the three big characters of Ha Xuan Kingdom on the city wall, and did not come back to his senses for a long time.
"Was it killed by a whip this time...... "Search for key words - leather whip, bondage, and then think of the queen's seductive body, is it to unlock some evil skills?
It is said that along the way to the west, he was stabbed in the kidney with a knife, smashed on the head with a stick, drank with a monster, and got on the tiger, but it was the first time that he was strangled alive by a whip, and a new death mode was activated again.
Tang Song shook his head vigorously, and thought to himself in his heart: This time the catastrophe of Journey to the West has not happened at all in the original book, it is really a brand new copy, it seems to be opened by Heaven, and the difficulty of clearing the customs does not seem to be too high, and the final boss of the copy is just a non-mainstream Bi Ma Wen, with mediocre strength, and only the targeted props in his hand are worth noting, but he can only control the White Dragon Horse one auxiliary position, and another strong teammate Sun Wukong is simply an absolute suppression of a hundred hits, which is definitely the key to clearing this copy, but——
Tang and Song Dynasty instantly appeared in their minds, a picture of rough paper four-panel comics, the first grid: the king pretended to be forced, the king finished the queen's costume, the queen finished the national teacher's costume, and finally the Tang and Song dynasties ended at a climax.
The second grid: A Pegasus with a strong appearance appeared, and did not use the legendary Pegasus Meteor Fist that destroyed the world and the earth, but saved half the weather to send out a move of fire magic group seconds with emptiness in the real and more virtual in the void, and then the egg was counter-killed by the monkey, and before escaping, he issued the strongest technique of this copy - the ultimate taunt to attract the monster aura, just three words lightly, and successfully lured away the monkey and successfully completed the task.
The monkey was taunted away.,The content of the next third and fourth comics, not to mention that you already know.,It's a complete tragedy.,It's a good explanation of what it means to pretend not to be forced but to be that.。
All the turning points were due to the monkey leaving the main battlefield without authorization, resulting in an imbalance in the combat power of the two sides, and finally staged this tragedy, so how to control the monkey's emotions became the top priority of this tragedy.
Tang Song sighed, if the monkey is reasonable, he will not be able to become a Monkey King, and if he can listen to persuasion, he will not make a big disturbance in the heavenly palace, so the language offensive is still forgotten for the time being.
Otherwise, if you dare to go, the poor monk will die to show you! Tang Song shook his head, and quickly drove this crazy thought out of his mind, are you sure that after he said this, the monkey will not let go of the little whip, and then run away happily? So it is useless to play the emotional card.
Before the Pegasus appeared, he kept muttering the three words Bi Ma Wen in the monkey's ear all the time, until the monkey became completely numb, and his emotions did not fluctuate much when he heard the three words.
However, Tang Song thought about the hard and long stick of paper, and felt that it was better to forget it, it was better to be a man and not be so radical, and the tight spell was carried by Guanyin's old lady in his pocket, he really didn't have any safety in the face of Sun Wukong, and he said that he would give it to you, and there was no place to sue and redress his grievances.
Otherwise, why don't you just let the monkey go into the city and kill it directly, and he will sit back outside the city and enjoy the results? In fact, this is also the idea that is most in line with the original intention of the Tang and Song dynasties at present, but it is only necessary to think about it, how can the catastrophe of the Journey to the West be so easy to over? If he really does this, I am afraid that a certain ruthless Bodhisattva will directly screw off his head and plant willow branches.
"Crunch—"
Just as Tang and Song were thinking hard about a good strategy, the city gate suddenly opened, and a group of people slowly walked out with the two familiar figures.
"Good horse, good horse!" A familiar plot, Tang Song squinted as the king of Harba swept past him at a trot and came to the side of the white dragon horse, his eyes full of infatuation and constant admiration.
"Your Majesty, you are always so anxious, and you don't wait for your concubines. The queen twisted her slender waist and walked over, and said with a coquettish face.
Tang Song stared at the queen's chest with appreciative and pure eyes, and his heart also rose and fell, and he couldn't help but think of that song in his heart - micro love and micro love, up and down UP.
However, I didn't pay much attention to this woman last time (get out!), and now that I think about it, the identity of this queen is also more doubtful.
The woman apparently did not show up during the last final war, and the king only used the excuse of being taken captive by the national teacher, which has now been confirmed to be a conspiracy, so where did the queen go?
The first conjecture: It may be that the king's beloved wife is like his life, and he is afraid of accidentally injuring the queen in the war, so he didn't let her show up. Well, it's quite possible.
The second conjecture: It may be that the queen suddenly felt unwell that day, and the eldest aunt came to the door to calculate the day...... Well, it's very possible.
As for the third conjecture - Tang Song looked at the queen playfully...... 's chest, the mocking Pegasus that unleashed the ultimate technique, seems to be unidentified too!
However, I remember that the explanation of the national teacher at that time was that he had performed the technique of the Heavenly Horse, but he always felt that everything seemed to be too coincidental and had to be guarded against!
Seeing that the king of the country of Harba was still chattering and praising the dragon horse, Tang Song interrupted impatiently: "Hugh Niu Baobao, this horse is now Your Majesty's yours, and the poor monk has only one request." ”
"Oh, as long as you are willing to sacrifice the dragon horse to me, no matter what you ask, I will agree to you!" Long Yan Dayue, the king of the Ha Xuan Kingdom, was thinking about how to take down this dragon horse, but he didn't expect this monk to be so good.
"Sleep for the night. ”
Tang Song looked at the queen next to him and said indifferently.
"What did you say?!"
The king of Ha Xuan Kingdom glanced at Tang Song's gaze, he couldn't believe his ears, and the words 'sleep for a night' kept echoing in his mind like hitting a bell.
The queen also opened her red lips slightly, and glanced at Tang Song indistinctly, her eyes full of surprise.
"Bold demon monk, dare to blaspheme the queen in person!" The general next to him suddenly shouted, his tiger eyes widened, he drew his sword at his waist, and was about to step forward.
"This general, where do you want to go?! The poor monk is a monk, and he is full of red and pink skeletons, how can he act like this! The poor monk just wants to spend the night in the palace, and the benefactor's ideas are really dirty, sinful, and sinful. Tang Song looked at the general in surprise, with a sad face.
When the king and the general heard this, they took a breath and turned their backs, and scolded wildly in their hearts, "Why do you want to live in the palace?"
"Huh... Haha" The king laughed dryly twice, and hurriedly explained: "The holy monk misunderstood, I also thought so just now, come on, quickly invite the holy monk into the palace!"
Tang Song smiled slightly, and the group entered the city again.