"That monk, you only talk about Hinayana Buddhism, but can you talk about Mahayana?!" A loud shout suddenly sounded in Tang Song's ears, and he was so frightened that he hurriedly opened his eyes.

"Huh?!"

Tang Song looked at the surrounding scene and couldn't help but be stunned, the blue sky and white clouds, the scorching sun was hanging high, he was sitting on the high platform at this time, the monks under the stage were densely packed around, chanting the Buddha's name in his mouth, it can be said that the Buddha's voice is lingering, and the treasure is solemn. There were two monks in front of him, one old and one young, and that loud shout came from the mouth of the old monk.

"What's going on?!Where is this?"

For a while, the scene in front of him made Tang Song a little confused, and he subconsciously scratched his head, but the smooth and weird wonderful touch that he had never touched made him couldn't help but be shocked: "I'll go, bald lady!" hurriedly lowered his head and looked again, and sure enough, he was wearing a gray cloth monk's robe and a big red robe at this time.

"Wait, what's going on? Am I becoming a monk? Could it be that I have crossed over?" Looking at his current appearance, Tang Song can't help but cry without tears, just cross over, but why did he wear it to a monk, and it seems that he is still a famous monk, is it possible that those beauties are destined to have no chance with me in the future?

In his previous life, he was a virgin, and he almost never touched a woman's little hands, and finally wore it and became a bald scoop, could it be that this is the legendary five elements lack yin, and there is no peach blossom in life?

Tang Song burst out from the bottom of his heart with the most sorrowful and indignant roar in the history of human evolution, Daddy! One of the greatest benefits of being a traverser was actually castrated like this. No! Lao Tzu wants to return the vulgar! Resolutely return the vulgar!

Just when Tang and Song were there with no master and no masters, the two monks, one old and one young, saw Tang Song's sometimes sad and sometimes hideous faces, and they couldn't help but sigh in their hearts, and they seemed to feel the thick sadness emanating from Tang Song.

The old monk nodded with satisfaction, worthy of being the person chosen by the Buddha to learn the scriptures, and indeed have the heart of the Buddha that ordinary people are far from being able to reach, you feel ashamed and sad because you can't comprehend the true meaning of the Mahayana Buddhist scriptures! It's a pity that such a person who has such a devout heart to the Buddha is destined to fail to achieve positive results, my Buddha is compassionate!

If the old monk opens his mind at this moment, I am afraid that he will immediately show his true body and kill him, ending this cause and effect.

The little monk saw that Tang and Song on the high platform were silent for a long time, and couldn't help but be a little impatient, and shouted loudly: "You monk, my master asked you for words, why didn't you answer?!"

Tang Song woke up from his grief and indignation, looked at the two monks in front of him with bitter and hateful faces, and couldn't help grinning, and said in his heart, Who are these two goods?

Just when the three of them were staring at each other, a person came from a distance, wearing armor and hanging a sword from his waist, which was really majestic.

This person walked quickly to the two monks, stared at a pair of bronze bell-sized eyes, and shouted: "The mage is talking about the wonderful law, why are you two disturbing the scripture hall? ”

"Your Majesty......" Tang Song licked his somewhat dry lips, and this scene seemed to have a little familiar feeling......

The three of them slowly walked to the Houfa Hall not far away, Tang Song raised his eyes and looked down, and there was an old man sitting in the middle, wearing a dragon robe and a golden crown, showing dignity, although his hair was white, but his domineering spirit still existed, obviously this person was His Majesty the Emperor in the mouth of the general.

"Why are you two disturbing my Master's teaching?!" Just as Tang Song was secretly looking, the old man in the middle opened his eyes slightly and asked, full of anger.

The old monk stood steadily, his expression was not in a hurry, he neither knelt nor bowed, and said indifferently: "Just because your master is only talking about Hinayana Buddhism, I have the Mahayana Buddhism in my hand." ”

"Oh, where is your Mahayana Dharma? Don't you hurry up!" the old man's eyes lit up when he heard this, and his body couldn't help but lean forward.

The old monk smiled slightly, and recited the Buddha's name: "Amitabha, the true scripture is not in my hand, but in the West Tianzhu National Da Lei Yin Temple where my Buddha came from!"

The old man's face quickly turned cold, then what are you talking about here, are you kidding me?!

Tang and Song Dynasty were still leisurely looking, but when they heard the words of the old monk, their heads couldn't help buzzing, and their hearts were like dogs turning over the river and the sea.

But wait! Tang Song swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty, since it was a journey to the west, wouldn't this scene in front of him be-

Tang Song turned his head stiffly, as if he heard the creaking sound of friction between the neck bones, and looked at the old monk next to him who was still talking like a river, and couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat, if he guessed correctly, this bland old thing in front of him was undoubtedly the South China Sea Guanyin Bodhisattva, a proper bigwig-level figure in the world of Journey to the West, belonging to the level of the Golden Saint Fighting Legs, and the degree of hugging can reach five stars.

Where is my phone? Take a group photo and send it to Moments! This is a living fairy right in front of you!

Regardless of whether the predecessor of Guanyin Bodhisattva was one of the twelve golden immortals, but there is no doubt that whether it is strength or status, Guanyin Bodhisattva can be called the pinnacle of power in the Journey to the West, and it can be said that it is second only to the ruthless role of the Buddha.

Tang and Song took a deep breath and brushed it from the beginning, and the key figures appeared the emperor, Guanyin Bodhisattva, and Hui'an Xing, so it seems that there is still a lack of a scripture learner.

......

"Lao Tzu is a Tang monk !!"

Tang Song Hao took a breath to memorize it, isn't the amount of information this month a bit big! I thought it was just a monk, at most just a famous monk, but I didn't expect it to be worn on the body of Tang Seng, the protagonist of luck, one of the executors of the Journey to the West plan, the reincarnation of the second disciple Jin Chanzi, who can live forever by eating a bite of meat...... Subconsciously, Tang Song pulled up the monk's robe, looked at the delicate skin on his wrist, and licked his lips.

But it seems that something is wrong! If I remember correctly, the beginning of the westward journey was the thirteenth year of the accession to the throne of Li Shimin, the king of the Tang Dynasty. And this old guy in front of him...... Although the spirit and spirit are not bad, but the beard and hair are all white, no matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like a body in the prime of life, could it be that the sexual affairs have been too diligent in the past few years, resulting in decay before the old age? Tang Song couldn't help but think maliciously.

Besides, he vaguely remembered that there were two robes and tin rods that were boasted very well by the Buddha and Guanyin Bodhisattva in the original work, but in fact they were useless, and there was no trace of them? Could it be that they were secretly placed by the Bodhisattva like those three golden hoops?

Just when the Tang and Song dynasties were thinking wildly, the Dharma hall suddenly burst into a divine light, the lotus flowers bloomed under the feet, the room was full of strange fragrances, and there seemed to be a Buddha sound in the ears.

I saw that the old monk smiled slightly, turned into a divine light, appeared in the air, and then looked, but it was a Jurchen man who stepped on auspicious clouds and held a clean bottle, and a Buddha boy next to him, holding a long stick to protect him, majestic, it was the Guanyin Bodhisattva and Hui'an Walker!

I'm going! What did you two just talk about? Why did you play transformation in a hurry!

"Tang Seng, are you willing to go to the West Heaven to worship the Buddha and ask for scriptures?" Guanyin Bodhisattva ignored the hundred officials who were hurriedly kneeling down below, but only stared at Tang Song below, and asked with a smile.

Tang Song suddenly shook his head, and hurriedly took a deep breath, he had realized that the biggest opportunity in his life had come!

This Journey to the West is a big drama jointly arranged by the Buddha, Taishang Laojun and the Jade Emperor.

In the final analysis, the trip to the west is just for show, it can be called a little monster version of the Beijing love story, the costume version of the world is so big I want to go and see, those demons and monsters also look infiltrating, and the effect of the scary props in the haunted house is similar, even if you catch Tang Seng, you will never dare to do anything, at most it is just to scare and scare, eat some Tang Seng meat and have to be steamed and boiled, the big brothers don't need to carve flowers to put a plate or something, as a monster, don't be so particular. In the end, only those little demons with no background will not know the truth, and they will clamore all day long to eat Tang monk meat, but they don't know that they have become chess pieces in the hands of others, and finally end up dead.

And this westward journey to seek scriptures can be called a model of zero risk and high return, only ten years can actually prove the true Buddha, even if it is added to the reincarnation of the tenth golden cicada is really nothing, such as the five hundred arhats and three thousand Buddhas who have not practiced for thousands of years, but there is still no hope of becoming a Buddha.

And the journey to the west can be said to be full of benefits, the glamorous lord of the daughter country, the enchanting and seductive female goblin, and the ginseng fruit that will live to be 47,000 years old if you eat one, not to mention the final realization of the Buddha body and immortality.

What are you waiting for?!My big bald head is already!

Thinking of this, Tang Song did not hesitate anymore, and hurriedly bowed to the ground: "Bodhisattva, the disciple is willing to go to the West Heaven to seek the true scriptures!"

Alpaca, can't you squeak and walk away?

Tang Song scolded secretly and quickly stood up from the ground, at this time, His Majesty the Emperor walked in front of Tang Song tremblingly, his face was flushed, and his two pairs of eyebrows were twisted like jumping rubber bands, like a pervert who had been drugged.

Tang Song swallowed his saliva, quietly took half a step back, and stared at him cautiously, for fear that this old man would suddenly lick him under excitement.

"You did not hesitate to travel thousands of miles to obtain the true scriptures for my country, and as the founding monarch of the country, I hereby named you the founding teacher!" The old man patted Tang Song on the shoulder, looking very optimistic about you.

"Founding National Teacher, for Mao is this title, where is my royal brother and holy monk, but it's okay, although he is not a royal brother, but fortunately, he didn't recognize his godfather?" Tang Song slandered in his heart, but fortunately, his small goal has changed to live 10,000 years first, and such trivial matters of power in the mundane world are a thing of the past.

"But...... Wait! Is he the founder of the country just now?" Tang Song looked confused, rubbed his sore temples vigorously, felt like was poured into his head, raised his head and looked at the wrinkled old face in front of him again, this is right, this old thing is Li Shimin, it is clearly his father Li Yuan!

"What's going on? This point in time is completely incorrect! Why did Journey to the West start more than ten years in advance? Could it be that my arrival has caused a butterfly effect and caused chaos in the timeline?" Tang Song's head was in a mess at this time, he only cared about one thing now, the Journey to the West was advanced by more than ten years, whether anything would change in the original plot, whether the familiar monsters in the original book would appear, and more importantly, he finally realized that he may not be the famous Jiang Liuer Tang Xuanzang in the Journey to the West, but an unknown monk who inexplicably became a scripture learner.

"Prince, don't come here to meet the national teacher!" Li Yuan was stunned when he saw Tang Song, he only thought it was due to joy, he didn't care at all, and beckoned a person to his side.

Tang Song came to his senses, looked at the middle-aged man in front of him, and sighed deeply, this should be the unlucky guy of the prince Li Jiancheng, presumably there will be no day to see each other in the future, thinking of this, he gave the prince a look full of encouragement, put his fist on his chest with one hand and knocked: "Come on! I am optimistic about you!"

Li Jiancheng: "......"

Looking at Li Yuan and Li Jiancheng's dazed expressions, Tang Song finally regained a little confidence as a traverser, and felt that the sky seemed to be much clearer.

"It seems that the national teacher doesn't have a nickname yet!" Li Yuan seemed to remember something, staring at Tang Song with anticipation, with little stars flashing in his eyes, as if to say: Quickly ask this king to give you a title!

Tang Song showed a malicious smile: "Your Majesty, the Bodhisattva once said that there are three Tibets in the West Heaven, how about calling the poor monks Sanzang in the future?"

"Uh-yes and yes. ”

......