Valkyrie Comedy I
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Inside a cave somewhere in Guilin.
Zhang Zhinan asked a strange-looking white-bearded old man in front of him: "Old Wang, what do you think is a martial god?"
The old king stroked his beard with a smile and said: "The martial god, the most holy of martial arts, and the god of death on the battlefield." \"
Zhang Zhi said in surprise: "I can understand the supreme saint of martial arts, can the god of death on the battlefield also be called a martial god?"
Lao Wang narrowed his eyes and said: "Young man, at a glance, you know that you usually read too many books and become a nerd, you must know that the corpse mountain and the sea of blood, the Shura Dojo, that is the best way to sharpen martial arts and cultivate the Dao heart." One will succeed for eternity, have you ever heard this truth?\"
Zhang Zhinan thought for a while, and then asked: \"If that martial arts are practiced to the point of Yang Tianchen, can you be called a martial god?"
Lao Wang shook his head: "Yang Tianchen is the best choice regardless of martial arts, fighting spirit, and experience, but I think that he still can't be called a martial god, and there are some other things that distract him, so that he can't break through the boundary between heaven and man." \"
Zhang Zhinan was disappointed, but still unwilling, and asked, "Then if I practice the endless body described in the "Ascending Cloud Record", can I be called a martial god?"
Lao Wang scolded with a smile: "Stinky boy, but you also know the endless body, then let me ask you, can you kill 10,000 people with your bare hands without mercy?, and when you can do it, you can be called a martial god." \"
When Zhang Zhinan heard this, he immediately shook his hand, and said with a smile: "Excuse me, I still choose to break through from the martial arts, after all, I hate killing people with my own hands the most." \"
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Three years later, somewhere in the foothills of Shaanxi, Zhang Zhi was standing in the jungle unclothed, and a shivering soldier in front of him was raising the long sword in his hand and facing him. Zhang Zhinan did not hesitate, and with a wave of his hand, the soldier's head and body were suddenly separated, and blood spurted out of his neck. Zhang Zhinan let the blood rain fall on him, and counted expressionlessly: "Ten thousand and three." \"
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Let's turn our attention back to Xiao Bei and them.
After Nangong Xuanyuan died, Xiao Jie buried him next to the First Lake, carved a piece of granite into a simple tombstone with a blue knife, and stood in front of his grave, on which was written "The Tomb of Qin Xueyue, the True Martial General of the Imperial Forest Army", although this is not Nangong Xuanyuan's real name, but it is his mother's surname. Xiao Bei thought to himself: \"Nangong Xuanyuan may not have many truly happy times in his life, only when he lived with his mother in his childhood, what he really missed." The true reason for his suicide is unknown, and perhaps after his dream of finding a home was shattered, he finally knew what his heart wanted, but it was no longer possible. \"
After Nangong Xuanyuan committed suicide, Xiao Bei fell into self-blame and sorrow, and once questioned Yang Tianchen why he was so stubborn and refused to give Nangong Xuanyuan a chance. At that time, Yang Tianchen said with a wry smile: "Xiao Jushi, when you are like me and have children, I am afraid you will be able to understand my feelings." \"
Yang Long'er woke up and found that Nangong Xuanyuan was missing, and cried to find him. In order to cut off her thoughts, Yang Tianchen told her that Nangong Xuanyuan sacrificed himself in the fight with the Blood Dragon Gate in order to protect the three of them. Yang Long'er was even more sad after hearing this, and refused to leave for a few days and nights in front of the First Lake, as if he had lost his soul, he didn't eat, he didn't sleep, and finally he was dragged away from the Ghost Gorge by Yang Tianchen. Xiao Bei thought to himself that it was okay, at least in Yang Long'er's heart, he would always remember Nangong Xuanyuan and maintain his beautiful image. At the same time, Yang Long'er will not blame Yang Tianchen for this, which can be said to be the best solution.
After Liu Minshi woke up, Xiao Bei asked her how she was hypnotized by Zhang Huixin, but Liu Minshi herself was puzzled and said: "Master, when we returned to the village from Yishi Lake that day, we saw that the sacrificial activities were nowhere to be seen, and thought it was over, so we went to bed to rest. I woke up and got here, and so many things happened that I thought I was dreaming. \"
Yang Xiang'er couldn't let go of Nangong Xuanyuan's death for a long time, but after all, it was not as deep as Yang Long'er's affection, so she quickly cheered up and helped Yang Tianchen tidy up the Lei Mansion and chase the Yin Grass, and at the same time took the responsibility of comforting Yang Long'er.
Because Yang Tianchen arrived in person, Xiao Bei relieved himself of the responsibility of taking care of Shuangshu, remembering that there was still a one-month appointment with Hongyan, and now there were only more than ten days left, plus the ice diamond melted in the process of blocking the flames, and he could not communicate with Hongyan, so he said goodbye to Yang Tianchen, rode two fast horses with Liu Minshi, galloped wildly, and rushed to Xiangxi, even the dolls and giant corpses left on Zuo Liangyu's side could not take care of it, anyway, the corpses were there, and the jellyfish could also be trained again.
The two of them traveled lightly, and walked on the main road, so it took half a day to come to Zheng'an County, at this time it was nearly dark, looking at the inn where they stayed in the past, they didn't think that they would be people in a few days, and they couldn't help sighing.
Xiao Bei came to the front desk and said to the shopkeeper: "Two adjoining upper rooms. Leave overnight. \"
The shopkeeper smiled and said: "Eh, this guest officer, I'm sorry, you see that the room has been tight recently, and there is only one upper room, so you might as well squeeze a room with this girl." \"This shopkeeper thinks that you lonely men and widows will go on the road together, anyway, the relationship must be close, and he is not afraid to pierce that piece of paper.
Xiao Bei frowned when he heard this: "Shopkeeper, can you think of a way, after all, I am not a husband and wife with this girl, and it is illegal for the two of them to live in a room, so it is really not possible to find me a place, not necessarily a guest room." \"
The shopkeeper was about to answer, Liu Minshi came up and whispered to Xiao Bei: "Master, I think I can get one room, and I have to spend an extra two taels of silver to ask for another one, and I have spent enough money on the way before." \"
Xiao Bei thought to himself: "Why am I so shabby in this apprentice, I just lose the face of the corpse chaser, no, I want to educate her well, and tell her that only by learning to spend money can she be motivated to make money." \"
Just as she was about to speak, Liu Minshi said again: "Master, besides, we are now master and apprentice, and there is nothing wrong with the master and apprentice getting along in the same room......"
Xiao Bei thought about it, but after all, he was afraid that he would be known by Hongyan in the future, so he just wanted to find an excuse to refuse, so he heard Liu Minshi say again: \"...... In the eyes of our Miao people, those who are apprentices should serve their masters, even if they marry their masters as wives and concubines, or serve as a husband with several women. \"
After speaking, ignoring Xiao Bei, who was petrified on the spot, he threw down half of the silver and said to the shopkeeper: "Shopkeeper, one room." \" Immediately, in the eyes of the shopkeeper, he pulled the overwhelmed Xiao Yi upstairs.
Xiao Bei was pulled into the room by Liu Minshi, and suddenly came to his senses, only to see Liu Minshi reflexively lock the door, her face flushed, her eyes were full of water, she looked at Xiao Bei and said: "Master, let's rest, let the apprentice come to serve you, wipe your clothes, and do your filial piety." Or if you want to take a bath, the apprentice can also give you a massage. If you have any further requests, the apprentice will not say half a "no". \"
Xiao Bei trembled, who would have expected that Zhu Xi's master-apprentice ethics would be so vulnerable in front of the Miao people, Liu Minshi looked quite serious when everyone walked together before, but once the two were alone, they would reveal their true faces. In this small room, there seems to be a peach-colored whirlpool, which makes Xiao Jie face the biggest crisis in history.