Chapter 162: Fool
Chapter 162
Since he brought back the little tuanzi, he has not been safe in his head. That stinky boy is crooked, every day he either dislikes that or dislikes this, and he dislikes Taotao, dislikes Tianjun, dislikes Laojun, in short, few people he likes. Of course, his favorite is Emperor Ziwei.
The old man saw him, not to mention how much he liked it, a good grandson, that is, the little guy is still just a spirit now, and the emperor can't hold him, otherwise it is estimated that it will be commonplace to ride a big horse and lift it high. Xiao Tuanzi also likes the emperor very much, and even bends the bend has to go to the back, the reason is very simple, only the emperor is knowledgeable, and the others are two hundred and five who have no eyesight.
For this smart but extremely narcissistic son, Wanwan has a headache, but he can't talk about him, he wants to beat him, but he can't beat him, and there is no way to do it.
Wanwan and Tianjun asked for a name for the little guy, and the little guy said, how can you ordinary people be worthy of naming this fairy child, and there is no name in the world worthy of him. So he didn't want a name. In the end, Wanwan didn't want to deal with him at all, so he just called her a fool, and talking to Lao Jun was the same, the fool had a fight with Tao Tao today, or he was talking to the emperor, and the fool wanted to learn martial arts from you.
Dango tried his best to refuse, however, his mother's mouth was something he couldn't control. She doesn't call him either, she just talks about him to others, and she just screams stupidly. Tuanzi was extremely sad, if it weren't for the Ziwei Emperor who loved him, he would definitely have run away from home and ran to Daojun's arms.
After Tuanzi mentioned the matter of Daojun, Wanwan later asked him about it privately, and he didn't care: "Daojun is self-exciting, he has a Extreme Emperor Jun under him, and he can't get Yuan Shi Tianzun." Mother, don't get involved. If they bully you, you will continue to show weakness. You are a matter of Houtu blood, don't tell anyone, let's just watch them eat dogs, full of hair. ”
Wanwan felt that he had given birth to a little monster, obviously only four years old, but when he said it, why did he look so much like a flowing mang.
"What happened the last time you said that Jun was looking for you?"
"Isn't it normal for Daojun to come to me when he knows about my existence? Although Daojun doesn't know why I haven't disappeared, he has also guessed that my bloodline is extraordinary. After all, mother, your blood is there. The Bodhi Immortal Fetus alone is already rare. "Xiao Tuanzi rolled in a cradle, which was specially made by Wanwan, originally prepared for the baby in the belly, but Xiaotuanzi liked it very much when she saw it, and Wanwan was naturally happy to follow her. "Daojun probably thinks that I can keep my soul because of this. ”
"Is it rare to get a Bodhi Immortal Fetus?"
Xiao Tuanzi touched his forehead again, what saved his mother's IQ: "You said that ordinary immortals are either born with human nature, such as Wen Yan, or they can become adults after a hundred years of cultivation." Mother, don't you think it's rare to carry it in your shell for 90,000 years?"
"I just think that I may be stupid, have poor talents, and cultivate slowly. ”
Xiao Tuanzi felt that there was one thing that was still desirable for her mother, that is, self-knowledge: "Mother, do you know yourself very thoroughly?"
Wanwan snorted unceremoniously on his head, although he knew that he couldn't hit her, but his posture had to be set up: "Hurry up, what's unusual about the Bodhi Immortal Fetus." ”
"My grandfather is from the Bodhi clan and is related to the world outside the world. ”
"The world outside the sky?" this is something that Wanwan has never heard of.
"Yes, you know the story of the ancestral god and the ancestral god's younger brother, the father of the former demon lord, who is a half-brother, right?"
"Well, and then what?"
"Do you know where they came from?"
Wanwan was stunned and shook his head: "It's from outside the sky." ”
"Outside the sky!?"
"Don't you know the story of heaven outside the sky?"
"This ......" Wanwan shook her head again, she was very surprised, "Where do you know this?" ”
"The Soul Locking Platform is a treasure brought from beyond the heavens. Otherwise, how can you lock the immortals of this world. I've been in the Soul Locking Platform for four years, and I'm very familiar with the Soul Locking Table's machine spirits, and they tell me everything like if I was their own child. ”
"Machine spirits, they?"
"That's right! The soul locking platform has great machine spirit skills, I've been with them for the past few years, and they have taught me a lot of things. Tuanzi felt that the uncles and uncles of the Soul Locking Platform were much more interesting than his own mother-in-law, who was in a hurry, and if they hadn't persuaded him, he wouldn't have come back.
"They, can you show me to meet them?" Wanwan was full of curiosity about the world beyond the world, what kind of person and what kind of identity was his father?
"Not now, Uncle said that if I take it down on the Soul Locking Platform again, I may really only be able to be a spirit body in the future, and I still want you to find a way to shape my body. Tuanzi was also very helpless, if it weren't for this, he would rather stay on the Soul Locking Platform with his uncles and uncles for the rest of his life.
"Sculpt the body?"
"Yes, but all this will be done after you give birth to your brother. No way. Danzi said.
Bending took a reassuring pill in his heart, as long as there is a way to shape the human form of the group, he is not in a hurry at this time.
Wanwan is very determined here, but Bixia Yuanjun's side is not calm, after the Yuanzhen Priestess caught the resentful spirit, there was no sound, and he didn't even send someone to see them, and the people he sent were sent several times, and they couldn't figure out the thoughts of the Yuanzhen Priestess.
As for Daojun, after seeing Tuanzi last time, he hooked his whole mind, and what he was thinking about was how to deceive this little guy. Now he is looking for the herbs and materials he wants. Last time, Tuanzi said that he must find all those materials to lock the soul table, and he will appear again, otherwise, he will not even want to see that little guy.
Daojun is still not sure if they know about the dumplings, but they just feel that they can't let them know about it. Otherwise, he wasn't sure if he could have stolen the little guy that day.
On that day, Daojun heard that the priestess Chong'an could see the resentful spirits, and at first he didn't believe it, but slowly he felt that something was wrong. Chong'an is not a person who feels guilty in his heart, why did he suddenly change his personality and become conscientious?
And what kind of place is the Soul Locking Table, ordinary spirits can't survive at all.
Based on this thought, while instigating Bixia Yuanjun to go to the Yuanzhen Priestess to do things, he took the soul lock platform himself to find out. This time, he actually met the little demon of the group. This little demon is so much to his liking that he is simply the best candidate to inherit his mantle. He bewitched Tuanzi to go with him and be his apprentice, and said that Tuanzi's parents didn't like him at all and didn't want him.
If Tuanzi was an ordinary child, he would have been deceived by him and believed him. But who is Tuanzi? Are those spirits in this soul-locking platform brainless? Tuanzi believed all his words on the surface, and then Tuanzi cried for a long time, asking him to find materials that could help him shape his body, and when he became a human body, he would worship him as a teacher, and then seek revenge on his ruthless father.
What about behind his back? Tuanzi's white eyes don't know where to turn for a long time? His own father and mother don't want him anymore and dislike him. Why is Daojun, an outsider, treating him well? Isn't he trying to take advantage of him? He's not stupid, so why should he believe him?
Daojun was full of joy and thought that his plan had succeeded, children are easy to deceive, and no matter how smart a child is, he is a child after all. In the past few days, Daojun has also been staring at the Yuanzhen Divine Maiden, not letting them do things, and on the other hand, he is looking for materials from the demon side. But I don't know that the person concerned is now giving a lesson to his mother.
With the Yuanzhen Priestess, Shaoyou has learned thoroughly about the affairs of Zhiyu Island after these days of hard work and research.
The name of Zhiyu Island is good, Zhiyu, but it is dirty inside. In order to satisfy the arrogance and lasciviousness of the goddess of Yuanzhen, Zhiyudao intervened in a lot of dirty business, such as catching some boys and girls and selling them to those so-called immortal cultivators. There is also the fact that many fairies on Zhiyu Island will go down to earth to seduce young men, and then suck the Yuanyang of those men, and practice them into pills for the Yuanzhen Goddess to enjoy. There will also be people who go down to earth to collect the skins of young women and make masks for the goddess Yuanzhen to enjoy. The list goes on and on.
All this was presented in front of the crooked table, and her slender fingers stroked the carved words on the bamboo slips and fell into deep thought.
"My aunt is really capable. "Dango is in high spirits.
"I also think that I can't care about this? Shitama Island, I heard it's fun. Wanwan remembered the masterpiece that made her unfinished, and began to think about two articles in her mind.
"Since you like it, then think of ideas? Where did you take me to see it? ”
The crooked fingers were still rubbing on the uneven bamboo slips, "Shall we make a game for her?"
"I'm fine, is your little IQ enough?"
"Fool, if you dare to despise your mother's IQ like this, you will get out of here!
"You said! I'm going to find Daojun, hum! People are begging to take me as an apprentice. Saying that, Xiao Tuanzi jumped down from the cradle, walked out, and met Emperor Ziwei in the corridor who came to give his good grandson a beautiful gadget, and immediately threw himself into the emperor's arms: "Grandpa, grandpa, my mother is bad, my mother doesn't want me anymore." "Crying so much that it's like a liver and intestines.
Wanwan remembered that a few days ago, someone was still in front of her and said that Tao Tao was a white lotus, but how did she think that fat dumpling was. Oh, no, that little guy is definitely not a beautiful lotus, but a chubby lotus flower...... The ultimate evolution of the Lotus Flower.
An old man who was panicked by the crying of the good grandson in his arms got up and whispered to the little guy in his arms: "Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry, baby, grandpa's heart and soul baby." While coaxing, he also gently stroked the back of the meat ball with his hand.
Wanwan still couldn't help but hold his forehead: "Father, can you stop pretending? You can't touch him again! Are you two tired of pretending to be tired like this?"
Obviously, the two of them couldn't touch each other, one had to pretend to hold each other, and the other had to pretend to caress each other quietly, which made her feel awkward.
"I'm not tired! my good grandson can't touch me, he can see me, he can feel me. Good grandson, isn't it?" said Emperor Ziwei and kissed Tuanzi's face.
Tuanzi said: "Yes, I like grandpa to be good to me!" Tuanzi really likes his grandfather, only he, knowing that he can't hug himself, he has to pretend to hug himself and pretend to play with himself. He also likes to act with him.
Wanwan was really numbed by the two ancestors and grandchildren, and walked out with his hands on his waist: "You guys play with yours! I'll go to Ah Le's place and let Ah Le suppress my shock." ”
The grandparents and grandchildren grimaced at her, and went to find Lao Jun. To do business, you still have to find Lao Jun to be serious.
At this time, Lao Jun was trying to refine Tao Tao very seriously. In the soul locking platform, after Tao Tao was directly pulled out by the group, Lao Jun told the truth. He left Tao Tao in the crooked body just to protect her in time. Wanwan was very moved, but she preferred to see the lively peach instead of the peach peach cowering in her body and dying. She begged Lao Jun, but she still hoped that Lao Jun could refine Tao Tao's body.
Tao Tao was originally a piece of soul, so it was much easier to refine his body than to refine his body to Tuanzi. Wanwan chatted with Tao Tao all night before convincing Tao Tao that it was better for him to recover his body. In the end, Lao Jun and Tao Tao finally relented. They also all felt that having a physical peach might help Bend more smoothly.
"Ah Le, how's the progress?"
"That's so easy, I have been refining peach blossoms for more than fifty or sixty thousand years, and now I can only try. ”
Wanwan knew that he couldn't be anxious, so he didn't rush anymore, and talked about the matter of Zhiyu Island.
"Generally speaking, if she hadn't committed a heinous sin, these things that Yuan Zhen did would not matter to her identity. Lao Jun said very regretfully: "Yuan Shi Tianzun knows that at most, there will be no substantive punishment for reprimanding two sentences." “
"How can this be! How many lives are this!"
"Human life is the cheapest thing for immortals. My senior brother doesn't care, even Chonghua, maybe he doesn't care too much. These are just small tricks, and they can't move her. ”
Wanwan remembered the fire that Yuan Shi Tianzun put on Sky Island again: "Zhumen's wine and meat stink. What kind of immortals are they, I don't think they're any different from demons. ”
Lao Jun put down the work in his hand, walked to the side of the Taishi chair and sat down, stretching his waist: "I told you the story of the ancestral god and the ancestor of the demon race, right? It's that the ancestor of the demon clan lost to the ancestral god so he became a demon clan, and the ancestral god won, it is the high immortal clan, the heavenly clan. ”
"I want Shibama Island! How can I get Shibama Island?"
"I can give it to you under the decree, but what you know about my decree is useless than the house that is posted on the wall, and that can at least give you a sense of security, right?"
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