"Marshal, since they are all their own people now, then it's good to be casual. Tang Song walked boldly in front of the pig Gangguan, and felt even more terrifying when he looked at it closely, this pig's head was really too vicious.

Thinking about it, it was really embarrassing for Gao Cuilan at the beginning, and after a few years of being a husband and wife with this product, she could still survive, but if you think about it carefully, it may also be that Zhu Gangguan pities the fragrance and cherishes the jade, and when he does embarrassing things, he takes turns to serve different types of handsome guys, if this is the case, then it is still cheap for that little girl.

Throwing out the unhealthy associations in his mind, Tang Song stood on tiptoe and patted Zhu Gangguan's shoulder, and said affectionately: "You can call the poor monk Tang Song, you can call Wukong a great sage or a monkey brother, and as for the poor monk, just call you by your real name." ”

"Gang Guan...... Tang Song smashed his mouth, and suddenly felt as if something was wrong.

"Gangguan, who got this name for you?" Tang Song asked with a strange expression.

"Naturally, the old pig took it himself. Zhu Gangguan said proudly.

The corners of Tang Song's mouth twitched, does this name refer to personality or some special experience? It's too shameful, every time he screams, not only does his egg hurt, but his butt also hurts a little.

Tang Song pondered for a moment and said, "Gang Guan, you see that the Great Sage has a Dharma name called Wukong, why don't you give you a Dharma name as the poor monk?"

Zhu Gangguan nodded, and said nonchalantly: "Naturally." ”

"Then you see that Wukong has another nickname, called Sun Xingzhi, why don't you choose another one for you as a poor monk?"

Sun Wukong next to him was stunned for a moment, looked at Tang Song and frowned, and said, "Sun Xingzhi, when does Lao Sun still have that kind of nickname?"

Tang Song was also stunned, blinked and said, "Didn't I mention it to you when we first met?" It seems that it may be busy and forgetting, but it's not too late to say now, Sun Xingzhi has a good name, and he can still use it upside down when he sees those two mentally retarded monsters in the future." ”

Monkey King: "......"

"Wukong is called a Walker, you might as well call it Bajie!" Tang Song said with a smile, and this time it was finally much smoother.

"Zhu Bajie? Zhu Gangguan's brows furrowed, and he said with a look of disgust: "What does this nickname mean?"

"There are eight sufferings in life, birth, old age, sickness, death, love and separation, resentment, unwillingness and five yin blazing, as long as you quit these eight sufferings you can become a Buddha and rise to bliss, the name of the eight precepts is the poor monk's expectation of the marshal. "Tang and Song are serious nonsense.

"That's good, the old pig still thinks it's going to quit the five meat and three hates!" said the pig with a sigh of relief.

Tang Song: "......"

"Do you still know five meat and three hates?"

"Nature knows. Zhu Gangguan looked at Tang Song as if he was illiterate, and said proudly: "Before, as the marshal of Tianpeng, I was naturally well-read, and who didn't know Wen Taowuluo?"

Tang Song nodded thoughtfully, now it seems that this pig Gangguan is still a very talented person, but why does the journey to the west often give people the impression of being illiterate with big words?

"Elder, who is she?" was thinking, Pig Gang's ...... Now it should be called Zhu Bajie staring at the second sister Mao who was tied up on the stone bed in the corner with a curious face.

Your ruined daughter-in-law in your last life!" Tang Song said secretly in his heart.

But you will be honest and be a five-finger diligent single pig in your life! Second sister Mao, you are destined not to marry, Gao Cuilan's sister, you can't wait for the day when she grows up, thinking that the original two marriages were broken up by him, my heart is really a little - secretly cool!

However, he has always had a curiosity in his heart, if Zhu Bajie and Mao Er Sister combine and give birth to a child in the future, what kind of species will it be? Pig Rabbit Rabbit Pig? Later, Tang and Song Dynasty finally figured out -- dwarf rabbit! It must be a dwarf rabbit (pig) Confucianism (in) rabbit (rabbit).

Seeing Zhu Bajie staring at Second Sister Mao with squinting eyes, Tang Song coughed lightly and said, "This woman's name is Second Sister Mao, and she is the real owner of this Yunzhan Cave. ”

"Oh-" Zhu Bajie blinked his two small eyes, looking at Tang Song with an ambiguous expression, and a cheap look that everyone is a man, and I know it.

Tang Song was speechless, this is your daughter-in-law in your last life, is it really good to be so generous!

Hurriedly pulled Zhu Bajie over, and said with a smile: "The first time we met, the poor monk didn't prepare any meeting gifts, so it's better to hand over this second sister to you for disposal, what do you think?"

"Really?!" Zhu Bajie's eyes lit up, and he swallowed saliva when he looked at the second sister Mao on the bed.

"Monks don't speak. ”

"Then the old pig is welcome!"

"Bajie naturally doesn't have to ...... Hey, what are you doing when you take off your clothes!" Tang Song's face turned green, and he quickly grabbed Zhu Bajie, who was already shirtless and pounced with excitement, I am so serious that this is a serious novel, what are you going to do!

"Isn't it what you said about letting the old pig deal with it?" Zhu Bajie said impatiently, stretched out his hand to pull Tang Song Chop aside, and was ready to pounce again.

"Go back!"

But at this time, a thin figure was already quietly blocking the front, staring at Zhu Bajie coldly, like a basin of cold water, instantly extinguishing the burning flame in his heart, glanced at Tang Song with resentment, and then ran to the corner to draw circles.

Tang Song was speechless, Lao Tzu is not a beast, how could he let you do such a bad thing!

"Bajie, you may have misunderstood, the poor monk means to give her to the poor monk as a letter of nomination. Tang Song said lightly.

"Vote?" Zhu Bajie looked confused.

"It's just—kill her!" Tang Song said calmly.

"Kill her?"

"That's right, as long as you kill her with your own hands, you can truly join the poor monk and the great sage, and then the poor monk will help you return to heaven. Tang Song said, a good Journey to the West, it looks like a hooligan gang leader recruiting a younger brother.

"It's that simple?"

"It's that simple!"

"What's so difficult about that!" Zhu Bajie picked up the nine-toothed nail rake, and walked towards the second sister Mao with a fierce look in his eyes.

"Ahh

At this time, the second sister Mao, who was knocked unconscious by Sun Wukong, happened to wake up, and just opened her eyes, she saw a fierce pig demon raising a nail rake and was about to smash it at her.

"Don't kill me! kill me, Taiyin Niangniang won't let you go!"

"Taiyin Niangniang?!"

Zhu Bajie was stunned when he heard this, and the nine-toothed nail rake held in mid-air also froze, swallowed and spit, stared at the second sister Mao in front of him with a shocked face, and asked in a trembling voice: "You...... Who the hell are you? How do you recognize Taiyin Zhenjun?"

"Bajie, if you want to talk about it, she is still half an acquaintance of yours!" Tang Song said with a smile on the side.

Zhu Bajie's body trembled, and suddenly he had an ominous premonition, and he couldn't help but take two steps back, and said with an ugly face: "She won't be from Guanghan Palace, right?!"