Chapter 503: Fight for Nothing

"But we can't get in the front and back doors, how can we bring Senior Brother Zeyang out?"

Mu Qingqian asked with a frown.

Yan Chu lowered his head and thought for a moment, and suddenly asked, "What about Saiban, I didn't seem to see it just now." ”

"Saiban it ......"

Mu Qingqian led Yan Chu and came to the entrance of the village, only to see Saiban lying in a temple at the entrance of the village, the statue of the god that I didn't know what it was had been removed, replaced by a soft cushion, Saiban was lying on the mat, with all kinds of fruits in front of him, and the temple was crowded with people who came to pay homage to the beast.

"This is the mountain protection beast of the Thunder Sect, the legendary Tengu!"

"Look at the black and white chaos in its eyes, the three flowers in front of its forehead, the sharp fangs and sharp claws, you can know how powerful its bloodline is!"

"It is said that Saiban has the ability to travel through time and space, and it was when the emperor rode it to our human world, and he felt that our human world was outstanding and chose to stay and take root!"

At the entrance of the temple, Village Chief Li's wife was introducing Saiban to everyone.

At the end, she also said: "If you want to measure good fortune, calculate marriage, and ask for heirs, you can petition Saibai, but you must use our special incense candles, today's special price, 3,888 sticks, three for sale!"

At this time of the day, everyone must have rushed to buy incense candles.

But today, the mother-in-law found that everyone's reaction was very calm, and they were all staring at the temple.

Is it hard to be exposed?

No, you can't!

The mother-in-law was surprised and asked, "Don't you want to make a wish?"

Someone said weakly: "Mother-in-law, we just saw a man and a woman who took the divine beast away......

"Nani ???"

The mother-in-law looked back in shock, and there was still half a banana left on the mat, but Saban was gone.

"The beast has been stolen!!" shouted the mother-in-law, covering her face.

In the corner of the village, Saiban is struggling frantically.

Which bastard would dare to kidnap this divine beast??

However, when it was released, it saw Yan Chu and Mu Qingqian.

"Wang?" (How are you?)

Yan Chu said with a calm face: "This seat is not here, you are really about to play flowers?"

Saiban laughed dryly: "Wangwang!" (I didn't do it, I was forced to do it...... )

Yan Chu gave Saiban a punch and then said:

"Give you a chance to make amends. ”

Saiban sat on the ground and covered his head, obviously reluctant, and his heart had already begun to come up with the latest demolition plan of the Ethereal Peak.

Yan Chu whispered a few words in Saiban's ear, and after hearing this, Saiban nodded honestly.

Now Yan Chu was relieved.

......

"Let us warmly welcome, Li Gongzi of the Li family in Yong'an City, the second senior brother of the Thunder Faction, the sage of the preparatory emperor, and the poet of the mad faction - Li Zeyang!!"

The village chief is old, but he shouts at the top of his voice on the stage, and in order to generate income for the village, it can be regarded as a hard work......

Fortunately, the female fans in the audience were particularly powerful, jumping and jumping, and even fainted a few times.

In the eyes of anticipation, Li Zeyang walked on the stage wearing a mask!

This is also the village chief's plan, the purpose is to increase the sense of anticipation.

Female fans didn't see Li Zeyang's face, but they had already recognized him from his figure, and everyone was so excited for a while that they were about to overturn the stage.

I saw Li Zeyang wave his hand and shout, "How are you!!"

"Yangyang, don't scream so loudly, your voice can't stand it, we will be distressed!"

"That's it, I heard that Yangyang has a fever of 99 degrees, he insists on singing on stage for the sake of waiting for many fans, insists on practicing tap dancing with comminuted fractures of both legs, insists on practicing pronunciation when his throat is more than 79 times larger, practices dancing for more than 57 hours a day, and has 30 billion fans around the world but is never proud!"

"What's the matter with the agent, how can we let Yangyang perform on stage in person, can you let him stay at home!"

The village chief's wrinkled face almost couldn't hold back.

This class of female immortal cultivators is really crazy!

The corners of Li Zeyang's mouth twitched, and he now regretted that he had agreed to the village chief to increase the popularity of the Thunder Sect in this way.

If you continue like this, you will travel out of the mountains in the future, and you will meet a few people who are your fans, so how can you fight, how can you improve your cultivation!

Now Li Zeyang just wants to end this farce quickly, and then go back to the mountain gate to make a phone call to Yan Chu to cry.

Master, where are you, the disciple has been waiting for you so hard!

Just as Li Zeyang was about to take off his mask and greet the exclamations of female fans......

A dark shadow suddenly pounced on him from the corner!

The village chief's face changed: "Security, security, stop him!"

But the speed of the black shadow was so fast that the people arranged by the village chief didn't react at all, and in the blink of an eye, the black shadow actually swallowed Li Zeyang, and then ran to the corner and disappeared in an instant!

It wasn't until this point that everyone came to their senses.

"Yang, Yangyang...... What did you eat?"

"Woo woo woo, my Yangyang, you died so miserably!"

"If we can't be together in life, then at least I can be a companion with you on Huangquan Road when we die, Yangyang, you wait for me, I'm here!"

Seeing that the situation was not good, the village chief hurriedly called someone to stabilize everyone's mood.

At the same time, he was also worried, where did the black shadow come from just now, why did he kidnap Li Zeyang in the blink of an eye?

How can I explain this to the fans!

......

It's still that corner.

Saiban walked slowly to the corner, and spit out Li Zeyang with one mouth.

Li Zeyang was covered in saliva, as if he had crawled out of a trash can, and as soon as he came out, he said angrily: "Saiban, you are dead, if I disappear, those female fans must not be crazy?"

Saiban took a sip and spit out Li Zeyang's mask by the way.

"Next time, don't play this boring prank, I have to go back to singing, what should I sing today...... The boss has sung a few songs in total, and it's not interesting to sing back and forth, and the next time the boss comes back, I must learn a few more songs from him!"

"You can learn it now. ”

Yan Chu's voice appeared in Li Zeyang's ears unexpectedly.

Li Zeyang suddenly trembled, and then felt as if a basin of cold water had been poured on his feet.

He stiffened and turned around, and said with a forced smile: "Palm, master, are you back?"

"There are a few songs to teach you in this seat," Yan Chu said with a smile, "I don't know whether to live or die", "Death is coming", "Stinky and shameless", which one do you want to learn?"

Li Zeyang's eyelids jumped wildly: "Boss, listen to my explanation, things are not as ...... as you imagined"

"Less nonsense, can someone force you to fail?"

"Ahem, that's not it, it's mainly because Village Chief Li said that when you are not there, our sect must have an image ambassador, and the disciple feels that his image is not bad, so he ......"

"How many can you pull down, don't they have an image better than you?"

Li Zeyang said: "Master, don't say it, the village chief is going to pack Senior Sister and Senior Sister Lishang next! He also gave them a combination name, why don't you come to Kepinke!"

Yan Chu: "......"