Chapter 0044: The Old Pig Appears
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Now, it's even more amazing that the three peerless beauties are laughing together. But the strange thing is that the effect is not to captivate the city and the country, but to make Sun Wukong feel a burst of coolness, and he can't help but tremble several times.
And Chen Yi is cool in his heart. He saw that these three beauties seemed to have hit Sun Wukong's body and ignored him directly.
At this moment, Chen Yi's heart is not about the alpaca galloping, but the African buffalo is galloping! He can't figure out why he is so handsome, why does he have to lose to that monkey every time? Could it really be because that guy has a lot of hair and looks sexy?
However, what Chen Yi didn't know was that Sun Wukong didn't have the slightest intention of making a girl. What he saw with his fiery eyes was not three big beauties, but three ...... Ah no, it's three, it's three gorillas, and they're all female.
This made Sun Wukong very puzzled, because Gao Taigong and his wife were real people, how could they give birth to three gorillas?
"Could it be ......" Sun Wukong scratched his ears, thinking that there must be something wrong with this, it is estimated that the real three sisters of the Gao family have been dead for a long, long time. It's a pity that Mrs. Gao and them have been kept in the dark and unaware.
Originally, Sun Wukong wanted to make a fuss about it, but he felt that he needed to investigate and figure out what the ultimate purpose of these three monsters was. Moreover, it is about to be the time of the so-called pig saint to preach, so let's take a look at it first. Maybe that guy is in the same league as these three youkai.
Chen Yi didn't want to be ignored like this anymore, and after swallowing a sip of tea, he got up and said: "Gao Taigong, the poor monk also heard outside that there is a pig saint who is about to open the altar to preach, and the poor monk also wants to communicate, so my mount will be taken care of." ”
Mrs. Gao waved his hand and said: "Don't get in the way, don't get in the way, although the old man doesn't believe in this, he doesn't object to it." Although the monk can rest assured, the subordinate will definitely take care of the unicorn horse. However, please also bring along the three little girls, who are also very interested in monasticism. ”
"Oh?" Sun Wukong suddenly became interested: "I didn't expect that the three female bodhisattvas are also people who are passionate about cultivating the Tao, very good, very good! Master, then let's take these three female bodhisattvas with us." ”
Chen Yi nodded slightly, got up and walked in front. Although he didn't speak, he had already scolded his mother in his heart: "Sock, you dead monkey still don't know what you want? Looking at your appearance, you know what dirty things you want to do!
However, Chen Yi immediately remembered something, stopped, looked at Gao Taigong and said: "Taigong, didn't the notice say that women are not allowed to participate, how can you ......?"
"Hahahaha!" Gao Taigong laughed: "That notice was originally written by Lao Yu, and the original intention was not to let other women participate, so as not to let my daughters have more competitors and tie the knot with the pig saint as soon as possible." ”
Saying that, Gao Taigong looked at Chen Yi and Sun Wukong again, and said: "If you can, you can also stay, and together with the pig saint, you just happen to be worthy of my three daughters, and it is also very good to do that marriage together." ”
Chen Yi stopped talking and continued to walk out the door. I thought to myself, I have this idea, but I can't be your son-in-law. I also have to slay demons, kill people and goods, and earn merit points. This good fate can only be missed.
Sun Wukong turned over and whispered in Chen Yi's ear: "Master, that Gao Taigong doesn't know that his three daughters have died a long time ago. The current three are three female orangutans, so don't think about it. ”
"What...... What?" Chen Yi was stunned, and at the same time, goosebumps appeared all over his body. In my mind, I reflected a picture of a person and waking up.
"Nima!" Chen Yi couldn't help but wail in a low voice, he was really afraid. If he is really asked to have a super friendship with a female orangutan, it is estimated that he will not be able to obey after death.
Of course, if the other party has always maintained the current beauty appearance, it is not impossible.
Chen Yi is not like the Tang Seng written in the book, to doubt Sun Wukong's fiery eyes, this monkey said that it was a monster, then it must be a monster. Moreover, it is still a very scheming monster, and it seems that there are merit points to be earned.
But now is not the time, you have to wait for Zhu Bajie to be collected, and then you can sum it up.
"Master, don't you believe my old grandson's words?" Seeing that Chen Yi didn't answer, Sun Wukong thought that Chen Yi didn't believe it, so he hurriedly spoke, and looked forward to it.
"Believe, why don't you believe it?" Chen Yi said in a low voice: "Monkey, don't startle the snake first, and arrange it freely for the teacher." ”
Sun Wukong nodded again and again: "Master, don't worry, these old grandsons all know." ”
As they spoke, they had reached the outskirts of the square. In the crowd, someone had already seen the three sisters of the Gao family, and immediately exclaimed: "Look! Those should be the three young ladies of the Gao family, why did they come to listen?"
"What a fuss, when didn't they come? Someone said disdainfully.
Immediately, someone followed: "That is, these three sisters have never missed once." But everyone knows that they are not here to listen to the sermon at all, but to seduce the pig saint and want the pig saint to be their husband. ”
After hearing this, Chen Yi rubbed his ears vigorously, unable to believe it. As long as a woman who doesn't look bad throws a glance over, the pig's head has to run with her fart.
Sou!
At this moment, a figure flew rapidly from afar, with clouds under his feet, and he was also a person who had attained enlightenment.
"Welcome to the preaching of the pig saint!"
Everyone shouted in unison, with a respectful and pious face, and it seemed that they were sincerely worshiping this pig saint.
When the figure landed on the high altar, Chen Yi finally saw his appearance clearly, and exclaimed: "I, Cao, how can I be more handsome than Lao Tzu? Didn't I say that I was a pig, what kind of international joke?"
On the altar, a middle-aged man who looked to be in his thirties, dressed in a blue robe, his hair simply tied with a strip of white cloth, fluttering in the wind.
And this person's facial features are upright, his skin is very good, and his figure is extremely standard, he is a typical handsome uncle. It is not an exaggeration to describe it as personable.
Such a prince in the hearts of all women, where does it have anything to do with the word 'pig'?
"Everyone, please be seated!" the man waved his hand to let everyone sit on the ground, and then said: "Although the old pig has opened the altar to preach many times, there are many new faces each time. Here, the old pig introduces himself again. ”
As he spoke, he glanced at Chen Yi and Sun Wukong, and then continued to speak: "My name is Zhu Gangguan, and I am a Daoist saint in Yunzhan Cave in Fuling Mountain, so you can call me a pig saint." ”
Hearing this, Chen Yi knew that it must be this pig's head that became so handsome in order not to let everyone know that he was a monster. Or perhaps, in order to get the hearts of more women, he cast a large number of nets, what a scheming pig demon!
But then, Chen Yi felt that something was wrong again, and he couldn't figure out what the situation was.