Chapter 133 If you can't afford to play (three more ask for a monthly pass)

"Buddha, let me ask, are you afraid of offending the Jade Emperor and them, so you don't dare to take me in?"

"I've never heard of it, put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the ground, and fate has not yet arrived, hehe!"

Sun Xiaokong also directly understood the opening.

The meaning is obvious, and if you are afraid, just say it.

it?

Rulai was speechless in an instant, and said in his heart: "This dead monkey can't help but speak too straight, right?"

But if you think about it, you will reply: "My Buddha has no desires and no desires, so why should I be afraid?"

The Jade Emperor suddenly became energetic, and said in his heart: "This guy, it's obvious that his idol won't admit defeat easily, it's going to be a good show again, exciting!"

The immortals are also looking forward to it, Sun Xiaokong is like coming?

There is drama to watch.

Bench melon seeds come.

It's a close battle of words.

Let's see if Sun Xiaokong, a freshman shameless player, can challenge the old shameless contest champion Rulai.

"Dare to ask the Buddha, since I have let go, why do you say that I am mortal, my heart is empty, and everything in the world is already downplayed. ”

"Bodhi has no tree, the mirror is not a platform, there is nothing originally, where to stir up dust. ”

"I have been emptied, how can I come from mortal dust?"

Sun Xiaokong looked at Rulai and asked lightly, his expression was very flat, and his emotionless sentence was enough to prove that Sun Xiaokong had put it down.

Nani?

Rulai was also drunk, and said in his heart: "Grandma Di, today is still an opponent in chess." ”

I saw Rulai staring at Sun Xiaokong and said, "You have really let it go?"

"Let it go, no thoughts, no wants. Sun Xiaokong replied calmly.

"The world is full of shapes, and the past is cloudy. ”

"Life is a lifetime, grass is born in autumn. ”

"I used to be ignorant, but now I have realized it, my Buddha is merciful, Nan Wu ~ Amitabha!"

Listening to Sun Xiaokong's words, Rulai was a little distressed.

Xin said: "This is special, this guy is a bit powerful, if you want to talk to him like this today, I'm afraid you will lose, and you can only play the privileges of the old player." ”

After hesitating for a while, if you come to the heart, since the mouth cannon can't move you, then just make a trick!

Rulai nodded lightly, and then said, "Okay, I'll give you a try, okay?"

"Give it a try?"

Sun Xiaokong listened to Rulai's words, and felt a little depressed, what the hell is this?

However, after careful consideration, Sun Xiaokong felt that he would definitely not be able to leave today, after all, there were so many masters on the field, and in the end, he would definitely accept the guidance of fate and be caught in Heaven and beheaded.

After thinking about it, Sun Xiaokong nodded and said, "Then give it a try." ”

And then Rulai started to think about it, give it a try?

All right!

Now that you've agreed to give it a try, don't blame me for being ruthless.

Oh yes, I saw Rulai open his mouth and say, "You can take him down now." ”

As soon as Guanyin heard Rulai's words, he shot directly.

A small tree of unknown variety was taken out of the jade net bottle, and then the leaves quickly grew larger, flew to Sun Xiaokong's side, and tied Sun Xiaokong tightly.

Sun Xiaokong: ???

it!

You're so ruthless!

"Why can't you afford to play?"

This guy, Sun Xiaokong came back to his senses directly, it's so shameless, right?

If you can't lift your mouth, you can shoot?

If you really want to take it, then go straight to it.

Why do you play like this?

Is this what you said to give it a try?

Thinking about it, Sun Xiaokong began to exert force, and the leaves on his body began to be gradually cracked by Sun Xiaokong.

When the queen mother saw this, she directly shot out a cloud of yin qi.

After the yin qi enveloped Sun Xiaokong, Sun Xiaokong's whole person became much more restrained.

This is the power of the Queen Mother's origin.

Lao Jun looked at it, hey... Everyone has made a move, let's join in the fun!

So Lao Jun's diamond bracelet also flew out directly and put it on Sun Xiaokong's body.

Then Yang Jian took the Four Heavenly Kings and directly took down Sun Xiaokong.

For a while, the Jade Emperor was stunned.

Originally, the Jade Emperor thought that Sun Xiaokong was shameless enough, but he would have thought that Sun Xiaokong was shameless and shameless.

Originally, everyone thought that Rulai and Sun Xiaokong were going to have a debate, and everyone would watch the play together.

Who would have thought that if you can't afford to play, you will directly play tricks and turn your face...

Hexachlorocyclohexane!

To tell the truth, Sun Xiaokong knew that he couldn't escape, after all, there were Laojun, Jade Emperor, and Queen Mother, and sooner or later he would have to accept the guidance of fate and be arrested and taken to heaven.

But Sun Xiaokong never expected that he would be arrested like this.

Rulai said:

"Amitabha, Wukong, since you have realized that you have no desires and no desires, and everything is empty, when you have exhausted the cause and effect of all mortal dust, I will go to you. ”

Sun Xiaokong doesn't want to talk now, although this wave of routines has been played, and the task reward is also very good.

But Sun Xiaokong really didn't raise the bar enough with Rulai, at least you are lifting five cents?

I can't afford to pay five cents, I despise it!

Exercise!

than shameless?

Sun Xiaokong felt shameless, and he was afraid...

At this time, Sun Xiaokong had already decided in his heart that he would give Rulai a big shamelessness next time, which shocked him to grow hair on his head.

And then...

This wave of arrest of Sun Xiaokong went very well.

It went very smoothly, because Sun Xiaokong didn't resist.

Of course, this wave also made everyone in the Heavenly Court refresh their perception of Rulai's shamelessness.

This time, they felt that they had finally met someone who could match Sun Xiaokong.

Comfortable!

After the Jade Emperor and the others separated from Rulai, they left Lingshan.

Yang Jian walked in front with a three-pointed two-edged knife, and the Four Heavenly Kings put Sun Xiaokong on their shoulders and followed closely behind.

In this situation, Sun Xiaokong suddenly remembered the goods carried by the black man.

What the hell...

"Dog owners, tell me, can you stop leading the way in front?"

"And the four of you, don't put me on your shoulders and carry me along, or..."

"Anyway, you can do anything, just don't put me on your shoulders. ”

As soon as several people heard Sun Xiaokong's words, they instantly "hehe".

"Dead monkey, so far, you still dare to be arrogant?"

"You're now tied up like a dead body..."

"Is it difficult, do you still want to beat us?"

"Hahaha..."

For a while, Yang Jian and the Four Heavenly Kings were very... Gloat.

After being unlucky for so long, it was finally Sun Xiaokong's turn to be unlucky once? They were really happy and excited.

"Good guys, are you all floating?"

"I'll write it down for you today. Sun Xiaokong threatened viciously.

"Cut!"

"You think you still have a chance?"

"You're going to have to be beheaded this time. ”

"The sky thunders, and your soul is scattered. ”

Yang Jian and the Four Heavenly Kings said with serious faces.

Of course, Sun Xiaokong will definitely not have a big problem, they all know this.

It's just that these people are obviously scaring Sun Xiaokong, and they want to see how scared Sun Xiaokong looks.

Sun Xiaokong listened to the words of a few people, and his heart sank, and he was a little worried, should this be a fake show... Just kill yourself, right?

When I think about it, it's not right.

What's special, if you have said it all, next time you come to find yourself, there will be no problem!

Oh yes!

These ** cubs actually scared themselves?

"Ouch... I'm so scared!"

"Brother Jade Emperor spares his life, Sister Queen Mother spares his life!"

"I'm going to be beheaded, I'm scared to death of the baby. ”

it!

Your uncle's!

Faced with Sun Xiaokong's sudden death and begging for mercy, the Four Heavenly Kings were almost frightened and let go and threw Sun Xiaokong down.

Boom!

No, Yang Jian, who was flying in front, was startled by Sun Xiaokong's words and stopped, and then the Four Heavenly Kings crashed directly.

"Ahem... You four, be careful. Yang Jian turned his head and said a little depressed.

The Four Heavenly Kings were also embarrassed, and almost scared Sun Xiaokong on his shoulder.

"Well, we just kidned you. ”

"It's just a joke, don't cut off your head..."

"Don't you beg for mercy?"

"Yes, we're just talking and playing. ”

To tell the truth, the Four Heavenly Kings really can't stand it.

Yang Jian also got goosebumps all over his body, this Sun Xiaokong's begging for mercy is really sour...

Of course, Sun Xiaokong cut off his head for something, the sky thundered, Sun Xiaokong was not afraid at all, Sun Xiaokong was afraid of the queen mother...

That's right!

The queen mother's decision is more difficult, and this wave must think of a routine and overdo it, because the queen mother's wave of plots is not in the original book.

So what is unknown is fearful.