Although Sun Wukong is just comforting himself, he is right. The biggest ability of Sun Wukong, who is the fastest update, is actually not seventy-two changes, not somersault clouds, nor his golden hoop stick, but his own body! He is a biochemical stone conceived by the mountain spirit of Buzhou Mountain in the chaotic opening of the heavens, absorbing the essence of heaven and earth for hundreds of millions of years, and was invited by the Buddha to turn Bodhi into a mani bead.

Therefore, Sun Wukong's body is far better than any gold, silver, copper and iron, even if it is a powerful fairy baby, it can't hurt his bones and flesh. He was born to be an immortal! That's why the Buddha came to him!

Yinjiao rushed back to the cave with the red gourd and shouted, "Brother, I've caught it!"

"Okay, brother, don't move the talisman yet, you can't reveal it until the water is shaking!"

"I know!" answered the silver horn, walked over to the table, put the gourd on the table, and continued to drink.

Sun Wukong heard their words in the gourd, and thought to himself: "I'm a big living person, how can I shake the water so loudly?" I know, he will wait until it turns into pus before he comes to open the lid. Yes, I poured a soak of urine on him and the water shook in it. When he shakes so much that he hears the sound of water, he will definitely lift the lid and I'll run out!"

I lifted my tiger skin skirt and was about to pee, but I thought: "This is not a good idea! Although the urine shook loudly, but when he shook it, the urine stirred, wouldn't it stain my monk's robe?

I waited for a long time, and after a few o'clock and three minutes earlier, no one came to shake it. It turned out that the golden horn and silver horn drank happily and couldn't care about shaking the gourd. Sun Wukong waited impatiently, and pretended to be in pain and shouted: "Oh my God!

The golden horn and the silver horn ignored him, and Sun Wukong screamed inside for a while, and then shouted: "My mother, the lumbar vertebrae have also melted!"

The golden horn and silver horn still didn't shake, Sun Wukong rolled his eyes, screamed miserably, and then made no sound, pretending to be dead.

After a while, the golden horn said, "It should be exhausted, uncover it and take a look!"

Sun Wukong was listening, and hurriedly plucked a hair, turned into a half-cut body and fell on the bottom of the gourd, and his real body turned into a worm, flying up and nailing it to the mouth of the gourd.

Yinjiao lifted the post and opened the lid, Sun Wukong took advantage of the situation to fly out, rolled on the ground, and turned into Yi Hailong, who was killed by him, standing next to the wine table and watching.

Jin Jiao took the gourd, put his eyes on the mouth of the gourd, and looked inside, half of his body was still moving at the bottom of the gourd, and he hurriedly shouted: "Brother, cover it! Cover it!

Silverhorn hurriedly pasted the rune paper again.

Sun Wukong smiled secretly beside him: "I don't know that Lao Sun is here!"

The King of the Golden Horn took the pot, poured a full glass of wine, and handed it to the King of the Silver Horn with both hands and said, "Brother Xian, I salute you with a glass." ”

"Brother, we've been drinking for so long, and we've almost drunk it, why are we still drinking?"

"You have caught Tang Seng, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Monk, which is already a great achievement. Now he has tied up Sun Wukong and pretended to be empty Wu Sun, such a credit, as a brother, I have to pay you a few more cups. Golden Horn said as he handed the wine glass to Silver Horn.

Yinjiao was holding the gourd with one hand, and he didn't dare to be rude to pick up the wine glass with one hand, so he casually handed the gourd to the little demon next to him, and went to catch the wine glass with both hands.

The king of the silver horn took the wine and ate it, and he also wanted to serve a cup back, and the king of the golden horn said: "Don't go back to the wine, I'll accompany you here for a drink." "The two of them are humble. Sun Wukong held the gourd on his head, his eyes did not take his eyes off, and he saw that he passed the cup left and right, and he didn't care at all, so he put a gourd into his sleeve, plucked the roots and turned it into a fake gourd, the same as the same, and held it in his hand.

Sun Dasheng walked over, got the baby, and secretly rejoiced in his heart: "Rao this devil has the means, after all, the gourd is still surnamed Sun!"

Sun Wukong got the real gourd, quietly slipped out of the door, showed his true appearance, and went to call for war again.

"Youkai come out. ”

The little demon guarding the door saw another person who looked like Sun Wukong, and asked in surprise: "Who are you?

"Express and your old demon, I am the walker Sun Laiye. ”

The little demon hurriedly entered and reported: "King, there is a walker Sun outside the door. ”

The King of the Golden Horn was shocked: "Brother Xian, it's not good! It's provoked him to be a nest of wind! The golden rope is now tied to Sun Sun Wukong, and the gourd is now filled with the person who is the grandson, how can there be a walker Sun? I think several of his brothers are here. ”

The Silver Horn King didn't care, and said, "Brother, don't worry, my gourd can hold a thousand miles." I just pretended to be a grandson. I'm afraid of that walker Sun! Wait for me to go out and have a look, and I'll come in a shot. ”

"Brother, be careful!"

Silver Horn took the fake gourd and walked out of the cave with a high spirit.

Silver Horn came to the door of the cave, and there was another person who looked like Sun Wukong, and he stepped forward and shouted, "Who are you? What are you doing running to me and screaming?

Sun Wukong shouted: "I am Sun Wukong's brother, you brought my eldest brother and second brother in, I came to ask for someone! You quickly send them and Tang Seng and others out well, so as not to lose their lives!"

"The eldest brother and the second brother have been arrested, and your younger brother still dares to come to die?" Silver Horn laughed loudly, "I won't come to beat you, just call you, do you dare to agree?"

Sun Wukong smiled: "You called me, of course I agreed." I called you, do you dare to respond?"

"I call you because I have a precious gourd that can hold people. What did you call me?"

"I also have a gourd. ”

"You have it too? I don't believe it! You show it to me!"

"Look!" Sun Wukong took out the gourd from his sleeve, shook it at Yinjiao, and quickly hid it in his sleeve, afraid that Yinjiao would recognize it and rob him.

Silver Horn's eyes were very sharp, and he was taken aback, and said to himself: "Where did his gourd come from? Why is it the same as mine? Even if it is knotted on a vine, it is different in size, and it is different, how can it be exactly the same?"

He was stunned for a moment, and asked sharply, "Xingshi Sun, where did your gourd come from?"

How did Sun Wukong know where it came from? It can't be said that it was stolen, right? So he asked, "Where did your gourd come from?"

Yinjiao didn't know that Sun Wukong was talking in a cliché, and said honestly: "My gourd is the beginning of chaos, the heavens are open, there is a Taishang ancestor, who dissolves the name of Nuwa, refines stones to make up for the sky, and saves the Yanfu world; ”

The Silver Horn King said this clearly, the Taishang Ancestor dissolved the name of Nuwa to refine the stone to make up the sky, but Sun Wukong didn't pay attention to this, all he cared about was the origin of the gourd.

I didn't have time to think about it, so I answered the question first: "Where did my gourd come from, too." ”

"Impossible!"

"How is it impossible?" Sun Wukong said with a smile, "Since the beginning of the turbidity, the sky is not in the northwest, the earth is not in the southeast, the Taishang Dao Ancestor dissolves Nuwa, makes up for the lack of heaven, and travels to the foot of Kunlun Mountain, there is a fairy vine, and the vine knot has two gourds." One of me is male, and you are female. ”

"Don't talk about male and female, only those who pretend to be good babies are good!"

"You're right, I'll let you pretend first. ”

The first strike is strong, and the second attack suffers, the silver horn jumped into the air, put the bottom of the gourd to the sky and the ground, and shouted: "Xing Sun." ”

Sun Dasheng heard it, but he didn't stop answering the ** sound, but he couldn't pretend to go, and he was overjoyed.

The silver horn king dressed up for a long time, fell down from mid-air, stumbled and beat his chest, and said: "Oh my God! I just say that the world situation will not change! Such a baby is also afraid of her husband, and when the female sees the male, she doesn't dare to pretend!"

"Oh my God, the baby is also afraid of her husband, and the female doesn't dare to pretend when she sees the male!"

Sun Wukong smiled: "You put it away first, don't be ugly, it's my turn to call you!" After speaking, his feet moved, and he also jumped into the air, turned the bottom of the gourd to the sky and the ground, and called "Silver Horn King" to the silver horn.

The Silver Horn King is also a sincere person, since he had the previous promise, he didn't dare to shut up, so he had to answer, and he put it inside, and was posted by Sun Wukong with the post of "Taishang Laojun is as anxious as the law and order", and secretly rejoiced in his heart: "My son, you also came to try the new one today!"

He pressed the head of the clouds, held the gourd, and thought in his heart, just to save the master, and came to the mouth of the lotus cave. The mountains are full of uneven roads, and he is cross-legged in a circle, walking on and off, shaking the gourd in the rope, and the sound is endless. It turns out that Sun Dasheng is a tempered body, and he can't be eager to turn him, although that monster can also soar through the clouds, but it is just some spells, and the big end is a mortal fetus that has not been taken off, and it will melt into the treasure.

Press the head of the falling cloud, take the gourd, and walk towards the entrance of the lotus cave.

Sun Wukong is a looped leg, walking and turning, the red gourd swayed, making a sound of dripping water. It turned out that the body of the Silver Horn King was not comparable to Sun Wukong, and it was packed in a gourd, and at this moment, it had turned into water.

Sun Wukong thought that the silver horn made a sound of water in it to deceive him, and said with a smile: "My son, are you peeing in it? Or are you rinsing your mouth? This is a business that Lao Sun has done, and he still wants to use it to deceive me? What are you anxious about, stay inside!"

The little demon who followed the silver horn out saw that the two kings were put into the gourd by Sun Wukong, and he was already so frightened that he ran into the hole, and was reporting to the golden horn at this time: "The king, it's not good!

Jin Jiao was stunned for a moment, and cried loudly: "Brother, I left the heavenly realm with you privately, and I was entrusted by someone to come down to Sun Wukong to take revenge, how did I harm your life!"

As soon as the king cried, the little demons in the cave all cried together, and the lotus cave was miserable.

Zhu Bajie listened to them crying all over the hole, and couldn't help but shout: "Devil, don't cry first, wait for the old pig to tell you." The Monkey King who came first, the Empty Wusun who came later, and the Wukong Sun who came later, the three of them went over and over again, and they were all my senior brothers. He had seventy-two changes, came in and stole the treasure, and pretended to be Brother Ling. Brother Ling is dead, and you can't cry anymore, no matter how sad you are, it's useless, let's mourn! It's better to clean the pot and stove, make some mushrooms, mushrooms, bamboo shoots, tofu, gluten, fungus, and seasonal vegetables, and ask the four of our masters and apprentices to read a scroll of the Sutra of Death for you, so that he can die!"

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