Chapter Twenty-Three: The Drunken Taoist
"Drunken Taoist, save me!" Gongsun Wuwu shouted for help. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
With Gongsun Wuwu's cry for help, everyone's eyes lit up, and a figure pounced behind Yeluming at some point, and a wooden staff slammed into the back of his head.
Hearing the wind behind him, Ye Luming couldn't care about Gongsun Wuwu anymore, so he dodged and slid to the side, avoiding the staff, and when he turned his head to look, he saw an old Taoist in a gray Taoist robe standing beside him, holding a pear wooden staff and carrying a half-old big red gourd, squinting at him.
"I can't imagine that there is still a hidden dragon and crouching tiger here, who are you, you have good skills, it is too much of a loss of identity to sneak attack the deity like this!" Ye Luming said with a cold face.
The old man held the pear wood staff in his hand and said, "Do you ask the old man? You don't know me, but the old man knows you, Yeluming, is it interesting to bully a descendant? You don't care if you lose your identity, why should you care?"
"Drunken Daoist?" Ye Luming thought for a while, his heart suddenly moved, and he asked slowly, "What is your relationship with Xuanyuan Tai?"
The old man seemed to be a little surprised, squinted his eyes and looked at Yelu Ming for a while, and said with a smile: "Yelu Sect Master, I really know a lot of things. ”
At this time, Mo Qingyan and Du Ruyue had already lifted Li Fengyun, who had fallen to the side, and Li Fengyun vomited several mouthfuls of blood with a "wow", only then did he feel a lot more comfortable in his chest, and suddenly heard Ye Luming and the old Taoist mention Xuanyuan Terrace, and secretly said in his heart: "Xuanyuan Terrace, what kind of place is this, how is it so familiar? It seems that I have heard it somewhere." Then he asked, "Little monk, what is the place of Xuanyuan Terrace?"
Mo Qingyan thought about it carefully, shook his head and said, "I don't know, there is no gang with such a name in the rivers and lakes." ”
Seeing Ye Luming squinting his eyes, he glanced at Gongsun Wuwu and said: "No wonder, no wonder, although my Khitan lives far away, I am also a part of the world, so it is not good to be so kind!"
Lao Dao said with a smile: "The Khitan matter, Lao Dao can't take care of it, Yeluming, you can do it yourself!"
Yeluming said again: "What if one day, my Khitan enters the Central Plains?"
The old man said indifferently: "At that time, if you don't make a difference, you can't live in the ancestral land of Huaxia." ”
Ye Luming's face suddenly darkened, and he said coldly: "Then you must be the enemy of my Khitan?"
The old man replied, "This is not up to the old way!"
"In that case, then today, you and I will be divided!" Jeremiah stretched out his right hand and grabbed it straight at the old way.
The old Taoist "hehe" laughed twice, and also stretched out his right hand, the two palms intersected, "bang", everyone only felt a stream of air coming, standing unsteadily, and retreated one after another, and the tables and stools around the two were also blown up and bumped by this air current, only to hear the "crackling" dishes shattered to the ground, with the two people as the center, there was nothing in the range of more than one zhang. The two of them also took three steps back, leaving six footprints on the ground half an inch deep.
"Do you want to fight?" Lao Dao squinted at Ye Luming, not knowing what he was thinking, "Save it! In a short period of time, Lao Dao can't win against you, and you can't help Lao Dao, so why waste your time? If you want to fight, there will be opportunities in the future, and there will always be a time to meet again." ”
Yelu Mingtie blushed and said coldly: "Okay, since this is the case, the deity is waiting for that day." With that, he flicked his sleeves and walked away, ignoring the crowd on the side.
Everyone was stunned, not understanding what was happening, and watched Yeluming swagger away in a daze, and no one dared to stop him.
Lao Dao looked around and said, "It's all gone!"
The deceased was the owner of the tavern, and there were no relatives around, so Gongsun Wuwu found the man in the shop, gave some silver taels, and explained that they had buried the dead alive. I picked up some dry food, wine and meat in the store, and a group of four people, Li Fengyun, who couldn't move his fingers, also left the tavern.
After traveling five or six miles to the east, he saw a ruined temple, and Gongsun Wuwu said: "Go there to rest first, and then make plans when the little brother's medicine is over, how about it?"
Everyone nodded in agreement, and the five of them walked into the ruined temple.
I don't know how long this broken temple has been abandoned, the temple is full of thick dust, the temple has a statue of a god, a military general is dressed, horizontal eyebrows are immediate, an axe is in his hand, and a big shield is held in his right hand, which is quite majestic, and I don't know that it is the fairy. It's just in disrepair, some places have been broken, there are cracks everywhere, and the color has fallen a lot. There is a pair of couplets on both sides, although it is broken, but it can still be recognized, the upper couplet is: "I am famous in the Yasukuni Rebellion", and the lower couplet reads: "Half a life is like a cold cicada".
Gongsun Wuwu looked at it and said, "This statue should belong to Guo Ziyi!" and searched around, and sure enough, he found a broken door plaque, and he could vaguely identify four words: "General Guo Temple" (Note 1).
Mo lightly bowed to the statue three times, and Du Ruyue also stepped forward to bow a few times. Li Fengyun didn't care and asked, "Who is Guo Ziyi?"
After everyone settled down, Mo lightly arched his hand towards the old man and asked, "I don't know how to call my senior?"
The old man waved his hand and said, "You heard it just now, just call the old man drunk, the old man has no other hobbies in his life, so he is greedy for what is in the cup." ”
"Crazy monk, drunk Taoist!" Li Fengyun suddenly laughed, "It's really a couple, by the way, drunken Taoist, you don't like to find someone to fight, if you want to fight, don't look for me, Lao Tzu doesn't accompany you." ”
Gongsun Wuwu suddenly smiled strangely at Li Fengyun, Li Fengyun was at a loss, only to see a drunken Taoist, grabbed his wrist, and said: "This little brother seems to be seriously injured, Lao Dao will take a look." ”
"Lao Tzu didn't take it...... Oops!" Li Fengyun was just about to explain, when suddenly there was a sharp pain in his arm, and then, this sharp pain instantly spread all over his body, trembling all over his body, and cold sweat gushed out like a spring.
"Oops, oops, it hurts Lao Tzu...... What did you do...... Oops...... Stop!" Li Fengyun twitched and called out loudly.
Mo Qingyan's face changed sharply, and he got up and was about to stop it, but he was stopped by Gongsun Wuwu, only to hear Gongsun Wuwu say in a low voice: "It doesn't matter, it's just a little suffering, who taught him to be disrespectful to drunken Taoists, this bit of suffering is good for him." ”
Hearing this, Mo Qingyan relieved himself, but saw Du Ruyue pursing his lips and snickering on the side.
The drunken Taoist let go of Li Fengyun, but the severe pain in Li Fengyun's body did not stop, but intensified.
"Dead Daoist...... The Stinking Man...... Old Turtle ...... Old Wang Ba, old bastard, quickly untie Lao Tzu, oops...... After Lao Tzu is ready, he will chop you into eight pieces and feed them to the dogs...... Oops...... I'm going to die......" Li Fengyun still screamed like a pig.
Mo was a little unbearable, and arched his hand: "Senior, my second brother was born straightforward, and he didn't choose what to say, and I ask my seniors to forgive ......"
The drunken Daoist shook his head, interrupted Mo Qingyan's words, and said: "Lao Dao is like this, punishing him for the second, it is also for his good, just now, Lao Dao found that too much old medicinal power has been precipitated in his meridians, causing his meridians to be blocked, and it is impossible to practice any internal strength......"
"Lao Tzu doesn't practice internal strength...... Oops...... It hurts Lao Tzu to death......" Li Fengyun also heard it on the side and shouted loudly.
The drunken Taoist was a little impatient, stood up, and kicked Li Fengyun's waist twice, Li Fengyun suddenly couldn't speak, and the drunken Taoist said: "The medicinal power he has accumulated in his body will have an attack sooner or later, if he doesn't treat it earlier, if he has a seizure in the future, he will be paralyzed at least and burst to death." Therefore, Lao Dao made his own opinion, and just now he stimulated part of his medicinal power with internal force, and exuded medicinal power, if he can survive this level, in dozens of times, the medicinal power should also be able to be dissipated. ”
Although Li Fengyun couldn't speak, when he heard this, he almost fainted, and he had to come dozens of times like this, didn't this kill him? Don't say dozens of times, just this time, he died of pain, it was not ordinary pain, it was the whole body, even the lungs, everywhere it hurt, like hundreds of millions of small insects constantly gnawing every inch of his body, if so, I am afraid that the medicinal power will not be exhausted, and his little life should be explained here.
Mo looked at Li Fengyun lightly, hesitated for a moment, couldn't bear it after all, and asked, "Second brother...... Will his life be in danger?"
The drunken Taoist thought for a while and said: "This old Taoist can't say for sure, the old Taoist only knows that it will hurt a lot, and the old Taoist doesn't know how much it hurts, but if this little bit of medicinal power can kill him now, then when the medicinal power in his body is completely attacked, he will definitely die." ”
Note 1: In the text, this temple is fictitious, and the couplet is also blind, Guo Ziyi, a famous general of the Tang Dynasty, pacified the Anshi Rebellion, once mastered half of the world's soldiers and horses, and then was suspected by the emperor, and returned to his hometown. According to legend, the blade used by Guo Ziyi is a dry relative, which is the dry relative of Xingtian Dance. Dry, shield, Qi, big axe.