Chapter 65: "The Nether, Hunt and Kill"

Sun Wukong saw the gourd and said happily: "This thing is the treasure of the immortal family." Since my grandson learned the Tao, he has seen through the same principles inside and outside, and he also wants to refine some Jindanji people, and he will be immaculate when he arrives at home. Today, I have a fate, but I bumped into this thing, while Lao Jun is not there, wait for me to eat a few pills from him and taste the new, hehe. ”

When the golden cicada looked at him, he poured out all the gourds and ate them all, like fried beans.

Jin Chanzi saw that Sun Wukong had eaten almost the pill, lest Sun Wukong would not return to the earth immortal realm in time, and was caught by the heavenly soldiers on the spot, blowing a gust of cold wind, and Sun Wukong woke up for a while, and said to himself: "It's not good, it's not good! This disaster is bigger than the sky, if the Jade Emperor is alarmed, it will be difficult to survive." Go, go, go, go, don't go to the lower realm as king!"

He ran out of the Tushi Palace, did not follow the old road, and escaped from the West Heavenly Gate by a stealth method, that is, according to the cloud head, and returned to the Huaguo Mountain Boundary.

After Sun Wukong left, Jin Chanzi took out a white porcelain jade bottle, dripped out three drops of blood in it, his face was as white as snow, put the white porcelain jade bottle in the place where the gourd was displayed, glanced at the place where Taishang Laojun was, and then set up the clouds and went to Yaochi.

Sun Wukong returned to Huaguo Mountain, but when he saw the flag shining and the halberd glorious, it turned out to be the four strong generals and the seventy-two cave demon kings, where they practiced martial arts.

Sun Wukong shouted, "Little ones, I'm back!"

The monsters threw away their weapons, knelt down and said, "The Great Sage is so relieved! Leave me and wait for a long time, and don't come to care for each other!"

Sun Wukong said: "It's not much, it's not much!" and said and did, and went into the depths of the cave. The four warriors cleaned up and rested, and after prostrating and bowing, they all said: "What is the position of the great sage in the past hundred and ten years in heaven?"

Sun Wukong smiled: "I remember that it was only half a year, how can I say a hundred and ten years?"

The athlete said: "One day in the sky, one year underground, half a year in the sky, more than 100 years underground." ”

Sun Wukong said: "I like this Jade Emperor to fall in love, and he is the Monkey King, and he has set up a Qi Tianfu, and there are two divisions of quiet and tranquil gods, and the department has immortal guards." Seeing that I was fine, I took care of the peach orchard. Recently, because the Queen Mother set up a peach conference, she never invited me, because I didn't wait for him to invite, I went to Yaochi first, and I ate his fairy wine. walked out of Yaochi, staggered, strayed into Laojun's palace, and stole his five gourd gold pills. But I was afraid that the Jade Emperor would see the crime, so he walked out of the gate of heaven. ”

When the monsters heard this, they were overjoyed, and arranged for the wine and fruit to catch the wind, and poured a stone bowl full of coconut wine. Sun Wukong took a sip, and then grinned and said, "It's not delicious, it's not delicious!"

Bang and Ba Er said: "The great sage is in the Heavenly Palace, and he has eaten immortal wine and fairy food, but it is not very delicious with coconut wine. As the saying goes, beauty is not beautiful, and there is water in the countryside. ”

Sun Wukong said: "You are not close, hometown people." When I was using it in the Yao Pond this morning, I saw that under the corridor, there were many jars, all of which were the jade liquid elixir, and none of you had tasted it. When I come back by stealing a few more bottles from him, you will each drink half a cup, and each of you will live forever. ”

The monkeys rejoiced.

The great sage went out of the cave door, turned a somersault, made a stealth method, and went to the peach meeting.

When I entered the Yaochi Palace, I saw those who made wine, dished the dregs, carried water, and burned the fire, and they were still snoring and did not wake up.

He took two of the big ones from the left and right flanks, and carried two of them in both hands, that is, he turned the cloud head back, and the congregation monkeys were in the cave, so they made a fairy wine party, and drank a few glasses each.

During the drink, Sun Wukong thought: Now the two generalissimos under his command, Marshal Ma went to heaven to become a giant spirit god, and Marshal Liu went out of the distance, so he asked: "My six brothers, have you ever been here?"

General Ba hesitated for a moment and said, "When the Great Sage first went to the Heavenly Palace, the six kings often came and went, and we took care of it, but after a long time, I never came again. Only the Bull Demon King came to see occasionally, and when Marshal Liu was there, he could still chat a few words, and then he came and left, and he didn't stop. ”

Sun Wukong signaled that he knew, so he didn't ask anymore.

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But it was said that the seven-clothed fairy had suffered the immobilization spell of the Great Sage, and she could only be liberated in a week, and each jacquard basket played back to the Queen Mother and said: "The Monkey King made the spell trap us, so it was too late." ”

The Queen Mother asked, "How many peaches have you picked?"

The fairy said: "There are only two baskets of small peaches and three baskets of peaches." To the back, there is no half of the big peach, and I think it was all eaten by the great sage. And when he was looking for it, the great sage was about to come out, tortured him, and asked who to invite to the banquet. I waited for the meeting to be repeated, and he stopped us and waited, and I didn't know where to go. It is only now that I have to wake up. ”

When the queen mother heard this, she knew that the matter had reached its goal, and the rest of the matter was handed over to the Jade Emperor to worry about, that is, to see the Jade Emperor and prepare for the past.

Before he finished speaking, he saw a group of people who made wine, and the immortal officials and others came to play: "I don't know who disturbed the peach conference and stole the jade liquid elixir, and its eight treasures and flavors were also secretly eaten." ”

Four more Great Heavenly Masters came to play: "The Taishang Dao Ancestor is here." ”

The Jade Emperor went out with the Queen Mother to greet him.

Taishang Laojun finished the salute and said: "In the old Dao Palace, I refined some nine-turn golden pills, and I was going to do a Danyuan conference for Your Majesty, but I was stolen by thieves unexpectedly, and Your Majesty knew about it." ”

The Jade Emperor was terrified when he saw it, but he didn't expect this monkey to break into such a catastrophe, and what surprised the Jade Emperor even more was that Sun Wukong was not the apprentice of the Taishang Dao Ancestor? He should try his best to cover up, how to add the sin? Could it be that I was wrong, could it be...... Then he turned his head and looked at the West.

In his heart, he silently said, "Okay, you are Shakyamuni in the Western Heavens." ”

When he was young, another Qitianfu immortal official kowtowed and said: "Sun Dasheng does not abide by the deacon, and he has not turned around since he traveled yesterday, and he does not know where to go." ”

The Jade Emperor added doubts again, only to see the barefoot immortal play again: "The edict of the queen mother went to the meeting yesterday, and met the Monkey King, and he had a purpose to live the ministers, so he invited the ministers and others to go to the Tongming Palace to perform the ceremony before going to the meeting." According to his words, he returned to the outside of the Tongming Palace, and did not see the long-lived dragon car and phoenix, and he came here in a hurry to wait. ”

The Jade Emperor became more and more shocked: "This demon monkey is pretending to spread his will, making money and coaxing Xianqing, and quickly picket the spirit officer to visit this guy's traces!"

The spiritual official received the order, that is, he went out of the temple to visit all over the place, and he was able to get the details, and replied: "The one who disturbs the heavenly palace is the Monkey King." ”

and told the past again. The Jade Emperor was very annoyed, and he didn't care that Sun Wukong was a disciple of Rulai, that is, he sent the four heavenly kings, cooperated with Li Tianwang and Prince Nezha, and ordered the twenty-eight houses, the nine Yao Xingguan, the twelve Yuanchen, the five directions Jiedi, the four values of Gong Cao, the east and west star dou, the two gods of the north and the south, the five mountains and the four blasphemy, and the universal stars, a total of 100,000 heavenly soldiers, 18 heavenly nets, and the lower realm went to Huaguo Mountain to besiege it, and it was determined to capture and deal with it.

The gods immediately raised their teachers and left the heavenly palace.

Jin Chanzi watched this formation from afar in the sky, quite contemptuous, and thought to himself, how could the disciples taught by the Bodhi Patriarch himself go to the 100,000 heavenly soldiers to clean it up, ridiculous.

When the Jade Emperor saw the Taishang Dao Ancestor, he looked indifferent, and he was shocked in his heart, not knowing what the Taishang Dao Ancestor thought, and he was quite worried in his heart.

And Shakyamuni, who was far away in the Western world, slowly opened his eyes and said, "Wait, this game is about to be decided." ”

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