32. Distance

A few days after leaving Qingxi Village and leading Tang Lingyun'er to Luoyang together.

Derun Lingwu washed away the old injuries and returned to the peak state, Zhao Zhuheng and the others obviously felt that their feet were more than twice as fast as before, and according to the current speed, it is estimated that they can reach Luoyang in less than five days.

Of course, if it weren't for the fact that a certain aunt always likes to stop and enjoy the scenery, I believe that the speed of the line can be several times faster.

A "miracle" in Qingxi Village made Yun'er's interest and enthusiasm for cultivation continue to grow unconsciously, and the style of fishing for three days and drying nets for two days has been completely abandoned by her unconsciously, and her enthusiasm is even Tang Ling is amazed.

Of course, Yun'er's cultivation method also taught Zhao Zhuheng and others not to cry or laugh.

Every morning, the excited aunt called Tang Ling back from her dream, and then ordered the master, who was supposed to be "sleep deprived", to supervise her meditation. Although this scene did ignite her strong interest in cultivation, it is a pity that after meditating, Yun'er's "fairy" was revealed again. Then, in desperation, Zhao Zhuheng and the others watched a certain extraordinary, otherworldly master or even an "immortal" carrying the noisy and unruly "fairy" who was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, so they left them behind and went to the surrounding mountains and rivers to play around. It was not until they stopped to rest in the evening that they finally saw the traces of the "fairy heroes" again, and in most cases, there was even a tempting aroma of well-prepared mountain delicacies and game delicacies, which were placed in front of them.

Of course, this is definitely not the masterpiece of Yun'er's "fairy".

After all, Yun'er denied it as early as the first day of rest.

At that time, everyone looked at Tang Ling with an incredible gaze.

"If you can take care of an aunt's food and clothing for years on end, you will find that it is just a very simple thing. ”

Tang Ling, who didn't seem to eat fireworks in the world, responded to everyone's surprise like this, and there was still half a piece of barbecue in his hand that could not be fed to the mouth of a certain "aunt" in time.

A certain "aunt" pouted unhappily in protest.

This small episode made everyone have a great change in Tang Ling's image, after all, before this, they couldn't imagine that this Mr. Tang Ling was also approachable or even quarrelsome with others.

And after dinner, these two VIPs of the Sea of Blood would always leave for a period of time as usual, according to everyone's bold estimates, the two of them must have found a spiritual treasure place to cultivate.

And so it is.

For several days, Yun'er's practice has never stopped, and she has been practicing herself since the morning meditation. And when she was lying on Tang Ling's back during the day, it was the most efficient time for her cultivation. After all, during this period of time, Tang Ling not only urged the qi of human thoughts contained in the blood and gold pendant to assist Yun'er in her exercises, but also secretly sacrificed the moisturizing spirit mist to nourish her broken soul meridians. With the help of the two supreme treasures, although it is slow, Yun'er's physique is indeed transforming imperceptibly. In terms of his current physique, he has far surpassed the little Xie Xian who was empowered by the qi of human thoughts that day. Even if Yun'er is affected by her natural physique, if she persists in this for three or five years, she will definitely be able to go one step further and compare herself with the ordinary gods, demons, fairies and demons.

It's a pity that this seemingly smooth sailing journey has a small flaw.

Since leaving Qingxi Village, Yun'er's cultivation content has been compulsorily stipulated by Tang Ling in the five techniques of playing in the void, as for the higher level of Aokong and Instantaneous Space, Tang Ling has never mentioned it, let alone other knowledge that a cultivator needs to study. Of course, with Yun'er's curiosity, she had asked Tang Ling such questions many times, such as when she would be able to carry out further cultivation. However, Tang Ling's answer is always full of "incredible" contemptuous sentences.

For example, this day.

"You're a half-genius, and you're planning to study further, can you handle it?"

The above are Tang Ling's original words, in order to increase the persuasiveness of the words, he even maintained an expression that can be called "unbelievable" to ask these three rhetorical questions. Such a gesture, of course, also made Yun'er take this move as another provocation to the supreme authority of "aunt and grandmother".

As for the result, it was naturally another rather violent "bloody suppression", and it also befell Tang Ling, the "big villain", without deviation.

"Okay, okay, this villain offended my aunt's supreme authority, and asked my aunt to raise your 'head'. ”

The above is also Tang Ling's original words, and this original sentence also carries a very sincere plea - at that time, Yun'er was giving him an iron head skill that had not been used for a long time.

"I don't! You still dare to bully me?"

Yun'er responded in a muffled voice unrelentingly, and the "Iron Head Gong" was also performed at the same time. If she had to describe the situation, it would be "like a sledgehammer pounding into the chest of a big villain." It's a pity that this trick has not been used for many days, and it has not been able to achieve the expected effect, and after enduring dozens of "head hammer attacks", Tang Ling grabbed a gap "quite hard", flashed to her back and hugged the aunt who was still "angry", which can be regarded as temporarily relieving the crisis.

And in order to truly resolve the crisis, Tang Ling had no choice but to resort to the tried and tested trick again - begging for mercy.

"My aunt is mighty, my aunt is wise, spare me, a big villain who doesn't know how to lift. ”

The sincere tone successfully penetrated Yun'er's ears, but the pitiful expression had no chance to meet Yun'er's eyes. After all, Tang Ling hugged her aunt who was in anger from behind, so the effect of begging for mercy this time was halved.

Yun'er, whose anger was only slightly slower, "snorted": "There is a saying that 'five steps to splash blood in anger'——"

"But you're a woman. ”

"That's 'Grandma is angry, and the big bad guy suffers'!" Yun'er snorted, "I just don't forgive, what can you do?"

"Let me think about it first......" Tang Ling was covered in cold sweat, and quite respectfully used the strategy of delaying the army, "Then I can only hug you like this." ”

"If you dare to do this, I'll-"

Looking at Yun'er's words a little funny, Tang Ling continued to quip: "What are you going to do? The moon is dark and the wind is high here, do you still want to shout for help?"

It has to be said that at some point, pretending to be a hooligan can still be quite effective.

It's a pity that compared with a certain aunt and grandmother, Tang Ling's scoundrel behavior is still a little lower, such as Yun'er's actions later, which made this Creation Sage very unexpected.

"Then you should keep this position, Aunt Ben is sleepy, and she has to go to bed now. ”

Throwing down this sentence, Yun'er leaned on Tang Ling and prepared to fall asleep.

Because it was too sudden, this time it was finally Tang Ling's turn to be at a loss and dumbfounded, and the hands that were originally holding a certain aunt and grandmother unconsciously let go.

"You dare to let go, you look good. ”

The pretty eyes are slightly together, but it does not mean that Yun'er adopts a laissez-faire policy of turning a blind eye to the "laziness" of slaves, and a threat, but continues to carry forward her good habits of perseverance.

"You just keep your current position, and if you have half a bit of relaxation, beware of the three tortures of Aunt Ben. ”

Tang Ling's facial features were helplessly knotted together again.

The three major tortures are the final killings that Yun'er once performed in Qingxi Village: beating to death, kicking to death, and biting to death. This is the highest punishment that the supreme aunt and grandmother can inflict on the big bad guys, and as far as its power is concerned...... The main effect is to be able to annoy an immortal to death on a spiritual level.

"I really shouldn't have spoiled you so much. ”

The helpless Tang Ling just wanted to cry at the moment.

The corners of Yun'er's mouth lifted slightly, although she still maintained a closed eyes and pretended to be asleep: "I regret it, hmph, I see that you still dare to bully me." ”

"My aunt and grandmother are mighty, and I am the one who is being bullied......"

"It's good to know, go to sleep. ”

Turning her hand to pat Tang Ling's head, Yun'er spit out a rare gentle word, and fell asleep happily.

The latest in a series of protracted battles between my aunt and the big bad guy ended in a landslide victory for my aunt and grandma.

Similar things have happened a lot, and a few of them were fortunate to be witnessed by the accompanying Wild Tao Tang and others, but for the sake of face, including Zhao Zhuheng, the Wild Tao Tang team desperately suppressed the heartfelt laughter that they should have as bystanders, so as not to make the "immortal heroes" who were competing with each other lose face.

"It's just a small smile, and it's supposed to be a postgraduate examination for your own determination. ”

In the past few days, the people in the Wild Waves Hall have been admonishing themselves like this, full of helplessness, but also with a little expectation.

Even the laughter that occurs in the spur of the moment is unlikely to cause any direct disadvantage to them.

Laughter, at best, causes a thin-skinned aunt to blush, so that she launches more violent destruction on an innocent villain, and uses it to hide her overwhelm, nothing more.

It's a pity that this "that's all" is very likely to become a never-ending vicious circle, after all, in addition to being used as a cover-up, the more violent destruction also has a side effect that is enough to make everyone present unrecoverable-such as the laughter of the Wild Waves group.

And laughing more heartily will only provoke a deeper layer of red face and ears of a certain aunt and grandmother again, thus giving birth to a new round of destruction that rises exponentially.

Cycle.

And so on and so forth.

In this way, this journey is really much easier for Yun'er, Tang Ling, Zhao Zhuheng and others.

Until they arrived at the destination of the trip, Luoyang.