I picked up the pen and signed it without saying a word.

"Wait. The Taoist raised his hand and motioned for me to stop. Then he said: "You haven't even seen it, isn't it too sloppy." The contents of the contract are not a joke, it is better to understand them clearly. ”

I withdrew my hand and said in a flat tone, "What is the difference between looking at it and not looking at it." ”

The Taoist may not have expected that I would ask such a question, and he was stunned for a moment. In an instant he calmed down again and said to me, "You can choose not to sign." ”

I suspect that the Taoist chief has been mixed in officialdom before, otherwise he wouldn't have done things like this, and he couldn't just say it! I was very dissatisfied. I grabbed the pen in my hand and shook it, then pulled the contract and said, "I have to sign if I don't sign it, I have to sign it, I have no choice." ”

The Daoist Leader rolled his eyes and looked away.

In order to alleviate the embarrassment, Xiao Daotong said to me: "It's better for you to read the contract again, in case there is anything wrong, you can bring it up, and everyone can discuss and change it." This matter is not big or small, in case you sign it in a daze, you will violate one of them in the future, and you will not know what is going on. To put it mildly, you have to die to understand, do you say yes? ”

This kid has a poisonous mouth, but he is very reasonable.

I rolled my eyes, pulled the contract in front of me, and looked at it carefully.

After reading it, I pushed the contract to the middle of the table, looked at the Taoist chief and said, "Do you say that this contract is signed or not?" ”

The Taoist chief said, "Ask yourself." ”

I said, "If I can, I don't want to sign it." ”

The Taoist looked at me, two sharp lights in his eyes, trying to penetrate my chest and speculate on my thoughts. He stared at me for ten minutes, then tilted his nose and asked, "Why?" ”

I said, "You obviously want me to work like a ghost and a ghost, just to embarrass me?" ”

The Taoist has slowly come out of a worried mood. He said, "You're talking about the second one. ”

I said, "Yes, what is half unreal and half real, I have never seen such a state of life and work in my life." With my current mana, I'm afraid I won't be able to do it. ”

Xiao Daotong said on the side: "The master is also good for you." ”

I snorted and said very unawaresibly, "This is trying to harm me, this kind of bad idea, I can think of it." He's trying to make me look like a human and a ghost. ”

Xiao Daotong said: "You misunderstood the master, and besides, this matter was not formulated by him, but the will of the heavenly court." The master is also just running errands. Xiao Daotong said, filling me with a cup of tea, and he hoped that I would understand.

I said, "I'm just playing fool." ”

After listening to my words, the Taoist finally woke up from his silence, and his calm face looked impatient. He said: "Do you think Heavenly Court wants to do this, Heavenly Court is also worried that you will not be able to adapt to the cruel reality, and after careful consideration, it decided to do this. You think that the people in the afterlife are as kind and simple as you imagined. No, some of them are cruel and ruthless, some are two-faced, and some are full of lies. It's not as easy as you think it will be to make a career in the next life. Heavenly Court just plans what you are going to experience in advance, so as not to discourage your enthusiasm and hurt your soul. ”

Xiao Daotong stood next to me and echoed me, "What the master said is very true. ”

I am powerless to refute such a statement. Maybe I didn't get to that kind of environment, and I will never be able to appreciate the complexity and cruelty of reality. If everything was so easy, Heavenly Court wouldn't just send someone to manage it. Why don't you take local materials and find a good person to come out.

The Taoist chief said with a worried face: "There are fewer and fewer people who dare to speak the truth in the next life. ”

I curled my lips and smiled. I said, "I don't want to go into this." Aside from the second one, looking at the third one, since you have devoured the Divine Orb of the Demonic Beast, in order to prevent the power of the Orb from harming innocents, you must meditate at midnight every day until you can control the magic of the Orb, and then you can rest. I don't think that's reasonable. Although I didn't live long in the afterlife, I knew that people in that world were busy and impetuous. What if one day I don't have time to meditate? ”

The Taoist chief laughed out loud and said, "If you're busy, you won't be busy until midnight!"

I said, "Not necessarily, it's not uncommon to work overtime." Who can guarantee that there won't be one or two times. ”

The Taoist chief said, "This is unreasonable. But the system is dead, and people are alive. There are some things that seem impossible to accomplish, but if you change them, they will often be solved. The rules are made by the Heavenly Court, and you only have the right to enforce them now, and there is no room for negotiation. Although Shenzhu has his good side, there is also a bad side, as long as you want to control his magic power, you will naturally have a way to overcome it. There is a saying that there is nothing difficult in the world, but I am afraid of those who have a heart. I hope you have a good experience. ”

I shook my head helplessly and said, "This contract is a bit like an overlord clause. ”

Dao Chang's brows condensed together and said, "You have to understand, it's all for your good. ”

"For my good, hum!" I said, snorting. The thought of him kicking me into the abyssal valley of no man's land gave birth to a nameless anger in my heart. Say that others are two-faced, I think you are.

Xiao Daotong is a little annoying. He pushed the contract in front of me and asked, "You see if there is anything wrong, if not, you can sign it." It's not early, and everyone is tired. ”

I said, "No hurry. ”

Xiao Daotong said, "What else do you have?"

I pointed to the fourth clause of the contract and said to the Taoist chief: "Isn't this clause contradicting the previous one? Just now, you were worried that I would swallow the Divine Bead by mistake, and I was afraid that I would have a demonic attack and hurt the woman. But now you want me to talk about a vigorous love in the next life, isn't this conniving at me to make mistakes? I can tell you, I am a wife and children, and I will not do anything to hurt my wife and children. ”

There was an ambiguous look on the Taoist Chief's face, and he said, "It can be seen that you are a traditional person, and your thinking has been deeply rooted. However, maybe you don't know that in the society of the afterlife, people's minds have evolved, and they can engage in extramarital affairs in addition to their wives. Although the laws of the afterlife do not allow it, many people are happy to compare it. Heaven thinks that you are alone, with seven emotions and six desires, so you return your young body and the appearance of the country.

"That's a good thing. "I couldn't help it, it was disgusting.

The Taoist thought I was moved, and added: "The world is going down, and Heavenly Court hopes that you will not be nostalgic for Hongchen and be a frank gentleman who is loved by everyone. ”

"I love to hear that. I said.

The Taoist chief touched his nose and said with some regret: "It's just that this official position has wronged you a little." ”

I asked, "What position?" with wide, dark eyes.

The Taoist chief said: "Twenty-seven sesame officials. ”