As a general, the four heavenly kings are looking forward to coming to this grand event, but they never thought that the queen mother Jade Emperor just wanted to arrange a simple gathering of the immortals, so as not to lose the peach banquet every year, so there is no lively singing and dancing in previous years, let alone the beauty of the fairies.

The growth of the Heavenly King is best lively, even if he encounters the wandering Monkey King when guarding the Heavenly Gate on weekdays, he has to make a bet with him to relieve his boredom.

Today's meeting is not a little bit of a feast in the eyes of the growth king, and the civil officials in the four places are talking and laughing, but they don't talk to the generals, and the generals only know how to drink, and after three glasses, there is nothing to say.

After a few cups of reincarnation wine, he couldn't help but talk about his feelings, so he said to the other kings: "Brothers and brothers... ”

The other Heavenly Kings put down the wine glasses in their hands and asked, "Brother, what's the matter?"

The growth of the Heavenly King said: "Today's peach banquet is much worse than in previous years. ”

Several heavenly kings also responded: "Exactly, exactly, we also feel the same way, it is really deserted, and it is not as lively as in previous years." ”

The Growth Heavenly King continued: "It's just that there is no peach, just because it was stolen by the demon monkey, but there is no half of the singing and dancing beauties in previous years, is it also scared away by the demon monkey, isn't it boring." ”

The king of the country said: "What the brother said is reasonable, there is no peach but there is no singing and dancing, so it is not fun." ”

The Wide-eyed Heavenly King also said: "That's right. ”

Duowen Tianwang said: "Otherwise, we will tell the Jade Emperor and ask the Jade Emperor to arrange singing and dancing to accompany us." ”

Seeing that several brothers also felt the same way, the Growth Heavenly King shook his head and said, "I don't think the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother may agree, since it was not arranged in advance, it seems that I didn't want to do this." ”

The Wide-eyed Heavenly King said: "Then it seems that we can only give up." ”

The Heavenly King said, "Wouldn't it be a pleasure if we went and found some of the singing and dancing fairies and called them to the side hall just for us to perform." ”

When the other Heavenly Kings heard this, they all nodded and laughed, but the Heavenly King of the Heavenly Kingdom shook his head and said, "Although the Heavenly Palace Song and Dance Fairy is not a heavenly official, but there is no Jade Emperor's will, how can we call it at will." ”

The Wide-Eyed Heavenly King, the Growth Heavenly King, and the Duowen Heavenly King all nodded when they heard this, and several of them all picked up their wine glasses and continued to drink without saying much.

The Guangmu Heavenly King didn't talk much, and after drinking for a while, he felt more and more bored, so he drank all the wine in the cup, picked up the wine jug, left the table by himself, and shook his body out of the Yao Pond, and there was no direction, so he went to the Nantian Gate on duty every day.

It is said that the one who guards the South Heavenly Gate for the Heavenly King and the Four Generalissimos today is the Roaring Heavenly Dog under the Erlang God Yang Jian, who is standing concentratingly, and suddenly sees the wide-eyed Heavenly King swaying his body and walking, thinking: "This Heavenly King didn't go to participate in the Pan Tao Meeting, how could he come here." ”

The wide-eyed Heavenly King came to the South Heavenly Gate, and saw that only the Roaring Sky Dog was guarding here, so he came to the front, and said with a three-point drunken Roaring Sky Dog: "Brother Dog has worked hard, and he is absent from today's banquet, come, I will toast you with a glass of Laojun's wine." With that, he handed the flask to the whistling dog.

As soon as the roaring dog heard that it was Taishang Laojun's thing, he knew that it was not a mortal thing, so he said: "Thank you for the good intentions of the Heavenly King, but today I was ordered to guard the gate of heaven, and I didn't dare to drink alcohol without permission." ”

The wide-eyed Heavenly King smiled, and said vaguely: "Why be so rigid, by the way, no wonder, this is your consistent temperament, now the demon monkey has descended, the four seas are peaceful, there is nothing to watch out for, the Jade Emperor arranged for you to guard the gate of heaven here, but you are on business, what is the difference between seeing and not seeing, come, you and I have worked together for many years, and now there is good wine, how can we not share it together." With that, he raised the flask in front of the Howling Dog.

The roaring dog listened to what he said, but after all, he had to shirk his official duties, and the king of heaven did not forgive, so the roaring dog had no choice but to take the wine jug.

The reincarnation wine is extraordinary, mortals get drunk when they hear it, and the fairy gods can't help but get drunk in a few sips.

The Heavenly King and the Roaring Dog then took a sip of you, and I took a sip, and drank a pot of reincarnation wine.

The wide-eyed king had drunk three or five points at the banquet, and so far he had seven or eight points of alcohol, although the roaring dog did not drink as much as the king of heaven, but he was easy to get drunk on an empty stomach, and he recently saw the boredom of the master Erlang God since Sun Wukong was pressed, and he was also seven points drunk.

The two of them then chatted in the south and the west.

While the two were talking about their distress, the Howling Sky Dog suddenly mentioned: Heavenly King, why did you leave the table alone and wander around, isn't the banquet very lively?

Hearing what the Roaring Heavenly Dog said, the Wide-eyed Heavenly King, who was still muttering, remembered the cold and boring banquet again: "Don't mention it, what banquet, there is no singing and dancing, a large group of people gather there to drink stuffy wine, it is really boring." ”

When the Roaring Sky Dog heard this, he thought to himself how could it be like this, so he said: "Why, that peach banquet is not as good as in previous years, and there is not even a song and dance, isn't it boring." ”

The wide-eyed Heavenly King responded: "What my brother said is yes, it's really boring,"

"Isn't it just to call a few people to sing and dance, and mention it to the Jade Emperor. ”

After hearing this, the Wide-eyed Heavenly King shook his head and sneered: "Brother, you are not in the Heavenly Court recently, you don't know anything! Now that Fairy Chang'e is a guilty person, we don't dare to mention it on our own!"

The Roaring Sky Dog smiled and asked, "The brothers are the kings of heaven, but they don't even dare to call a few singing and dancing women." ”

The Wide-eyed Heavenly King said angrily: "If you don't dare to wait, everything in this heavenly court must obey the Jade Emperor, the Jade Emperor has no such intention, how dare we mention it." ”

As soon as the roaring dog heard the word Jade Emperor, his heart was a little more depressed, and he straightened his chest and said: "Such a trivial matter, if it is my master, how can the Jade Emperor speak, just my master casually screams, and the fairy of the Moon Palace has to come obediently." ”

"Haha, brother, you also said that it was your master, not you. ”

Even if we wait and call a fairy, it's still okay. “

When the Wide-eyed Heavenly King heard the roaring heavenly dog's recklessness, he couldn't help but be annoyed, and he also came to his senses: "Oh, if that's the case, don't bluff people, then the Moon Palace Fairy can really obey you?"

The roaring dog had already been drunk and forgot his identity at the moment, and when Erlang God was not around, he naturally didn't know how many catties and taels he had, so he said: "This is nature." ”

That day, the king said: "In this case, if you call the fairy Chang'e of the Moon Palace and show singing and dancing with my brother, we will serve you with the ability." ”

The roaring dog said: "I can go and go, but I am on official business." ”

The Wide-eyed Heavenly King said: "It's okay, I'll be here for you for a while, you go and come back quickly, no one knows." ”

The roaring dog didn't think much about it, turned around and ran to the Moon Palace, and with the strength of the wine, he ran to the Moon Palace.

The Wide-eyed Heavenly King was on duty at the South Heavenly Gate.

"Howling Dog. ”

Before he could go far, the Howling Sky Dog heard a voice in the distance, and when he looked back, it was actually Tai Bai Xing.

The Four Heavenly Kings, seeing that it was Tai Bai Xing, asked, "Why did you come out, why don't you stay in the Lingxiao Treasure Palace?"

"Haha, you don't know anything, Your Majesty was furious just now, you must invite Fairy Chang'e to dance, don't you order the old minister to go?"

Tai Bai Xing, as he spoke, was about to go to the Guanghan Palace, and the Roaring Sky Dog suddenly asked, "Isn't Fairy Chang'e punished in the Guanghan Palace, what?"

"The Jade Emperor's order. Tai Bai Xing looked at the roaring dog solemnly, "You don't guard the gate of heaven well, come here to do something, go and go." With that, he pushed the whistling dog away.

Looking at Tai Bai Xing, who was walking crookedly, the Howling Sky Dog shook his head and sighed, "Everyone, brother is not a little brother, there is no chance! ”

The Four Heavenly Kings and the Howling Heavenly Dog have a very good relationship with each other on weekdays, but today they are drunk again, so they start to fight even more unscrupulously.

"Oops, I'll go. ”

"You. ”

"Brothers, give me this shameless shit. ”

As soon as the Four Heavenly Kings heard the words of the Roaring Heavenly Dog, they couldn't bear it anymore when they saw the Roaring Heavenly Dog's sighing and mocking gaze.

"Ah, everyone, brother. Spare your life!"

......

And Tai Bai Xing was ordered to come to the Guanghan Moon Palace, staggering all the way here, looking up to see where the Chang'e fairy was, thinking that the Chang'e fairy was a beautiful fairy, even if the fairy saw it, he was all moved, "Hehe, rare, isn't it!"

Today, the drunken Tai Bai Xing blew by the wind, and the wine rushed upward, staggering straight into the Guanghan Palace, and shouted: "Where is Fairy Chang'e? Tai Bai Xing looked at no one around, so he staggered to find the trace of Fairy Chang'e.

The fairy Chang'e, who was resting in the interval, suddenly heard movement outside, and when she came out, she saw that the platinum star was looking around, somehow, after all, she was a celebrity in front of the queen mother, and it was not easy to offend, Chang'e did not dare to slack off, so she bowed down.

"I don't know the immortals, what is the matter here?"

"Fairy, Your Majesty ordered the old minister to come and ask the fairy to go to the peach party to play some singing and dancing fairy music, so that everyone can calm down and have fun......?"

The fairy Chang'e of the Moon Palace, because of the former Monkey King's havoc in the Heavenly Palace, coupled with the reincarnation of Marshal Tianpeng, was punished in the Guanghan Palace, forbidden to come out, and did not hear about the affairs of the Heavenly Court, just waiting for the person to return.

Today, when I saw the queen mother's messenger come to invite, I knew that I was going to the peach meeting again, so I asked, "Shangxian, didn't the peach meeting let Sun Wukong stir up?

"This, the old minister doesn't know, and the fairy doesn't need to ask more, I'll just do my part. ”

Hearing this, Chang'e knew that this was the Queen Mother borrowing Tai Bai Xing's mouth and telling herself, "This time I just asked you to come over to dance and have fun, and I thought about anything else." ”

So, he nodded and changed his clothes, didn't dare to delay, and took Yi Zhi to go to the so-called peach festival with Tai Bai Xing.

This time, the fairies gathered, the fairy music sang together, and the heavenly immortals were happy, so the immortals continued to let go of their stomachs and intestines, enjoy themselves, drink bitterly, and rejoice with the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother.

The happiest is the Jade Emperor, although he has experienced a lot of disasters this time, but since the Jade Emperor ascended the throne, he has been threatened so much, and the Jade Emperor has also experienced it for the first time, and now it is completely solved, and he also took back the 80,000 naval forces, and took this opportunity to let Sanqing reassess his strength. Therefore, how can you not let go of the joy to relieve the stuffiness in your chest?

There was no longer a threat, and the most stable moment after the chaos was a hundred times more stable than usual.

The Jade Emperor temporarily put aside all worries and troubles, and let go of the reincarnation wine of the Taishang Laojun to drink, the reincarnation wine, the wine is strong, the Jade Emperor drank it all over the world, it is difficult to distinguish between the top and the bottom, and the nature is fully revealed.

Every day is troubled by daily affairs, and the queen mother is constantly nagging by her side, although he is the head of all immortals, the Jade Emperor has not been really happy since he became the emperor, this time he has to indulge it.

When all the immortals saw the Jade Emperor happy, they all relaxed their heartstrings, drank to their heart's content, sang and danced happily, and all the immortals were drunk and happy.