Chapter 107: Fake It Becomes True?
"Qiu Qianren" hurriedly took off his outer robe, Luo Xuan pointed to the futon, and "praised" on the side: "Daughter-in-law, do you think the trick of the Qiu gang leader is good for the golden cicada to shed its shell?"
Mu Nianci echoed with a "look of adoration": "Well, Gang Master Qiu really deserves to be a master on the same level as the Five Uniques!"
At this time, the housekeeper and Wu Lan of Lujiazhuang also saw that there was a problem, what internal qi was separated from the body, and it was clearly the charcoal in the futon that ignited the futon.
Just now, "Qiu Qianren" swallowed the clouds and spit out the fog, but it was a kettle hidden in the futon, and the kettle pipe was long enough, and it was hidden behind "Qiu Qianren", and the water vapor in it was exported to create such an effect.
The housekeeper of Lujiazhuang was indignant: "What 'iron palm floats on water', it turned out to be made up like this!"
"Qiu Qianren" is really involved in Qiu Qianren now, and the housekeepers of Lujiazhuang, Wu Lan and Mu Nianci all regard Qiu Qianren as an unworthy character.
Luo Xuan smiled and said: "Steward Lu, the master of the Qiu Gang has great skills, I want to invite him to the beggar gang as a guest, what do you think?"
The housekeeper thought to himself: "Yes, whether he is true or not, the head of the family came to ask, and I said that I was invited by the beggar gang, what does it have to do with me?"
The butler nodded yes.
went up and ordered the dumb hole of "Qiu Qianren", pulled it and left, looking like he was swimming with his arms, and went out of the courtyard of the Lu family.
"Qiu Qianren" finally knew that he had been planted, shrugged his head, was dragged by Luo Xuan, and followed Wu Xuan to a stronghold of the beggar gang.
Along the way, Luo Xuan found that this Wu Xuan was not only clever in his work, but also in his kung fu and not weak, even the name seemed to have been heard somewhere, and he was willing to cultivate, so he asked: "Brother Wu, will the interrogator know?"
"Yes!"
"Okay, this guy is over to you for interrogation. ”
After solving the dumb acupoint of "Qiu Qianren", Luo Xuan took Mu Nianci out of the house, leaving Wu Xuan to rub his hands.
As soon as I went out, I heard a pig-killing wail in the house: "I'll recruit! I'll do anything!"
In less than a quarter of an hour, Wu Lan walked out with a regretful face.
"Judged?"
Wu Lan looked regretful, as if he was sorry for his own means not being used: "Well, I didn't do it yet." ”
"Oh?
"Gang leader, this person is Qiu Qianzhang, the brother of the leader of the Iron Palm Gang, who has been pretending to be his brother all year round to deceive. Although the kung fu is not high, the deception is very clever, what kind of wooden stakes are inserted in the water to perform light skills, and the iron palm can be used to break sand and gravel and the like, and most of his brother's name of 'iron palm floating on the water' is flickered out by him. ”
Luo Xuan laughed and said, "Hey, this also helped his brother become famous." ”
Wu Lan also felt that it was so dangerous, and suddenly realized that if it weren't for the young gang in front of him today, maybe this old liar could still be deceived.
"Helper, there's one more thing. ”
Say. ”
Qiu Qianzhang brought a piece of news, six months later, the Jin State was ready to wave its army south, Wanyan Honglie had sent a large number of martial arts people to plot against the Jianghu people of the Great Song Dynasty, and the Iron Palm Gang Qiu Qianren seemed to have the intention to cooperate with the Jin State, Qiu Qianzhang was mistaken for Qiu Qianren, and was also sent by the Jin State to plot against Lujiazhuang. When he said this, Wu Ling gritted his teeth, and he couldn't wait to immediately slash Qiu Qianzhang, the lackey of the Jin Kingdom.
"Hmph!" Luo Xuan snorted coldly, "Brother Wu, I was going to meet this Qiu Qianzhang for a while, but now that Qiu Qianzhang is in hand, do you dare to break into the Iron Palm Gang with me?"
"Gang leader, do you want to?" Wu Xuan instantly thought of what Luo Xuan was going to do, and his heart was nervous and excited, and he couldn't wait to follow this gang leader immediately.
"Exactly!" Luo Xuan nodded and said, "Go and recruit a few clever beggar gang disciples, and go to Xiangyang with me in a few days." ”
After Wu Xuan left, Luo Xuan turned his head to Mu Nianci and said, "Daughter-in-law, are you watching the play?"
Seeing that Luo Xuan was still dealing with the "gang affairs" a moment ago, looking like he was going to the soup and going to the fire, and in a blink of an eye, he became a hippie smile, Mu Nianci only felt that his heart and liver were brought up and down by this unbalanced father-in-law.
"What kind of play are you watching?"
"Didn't Wu Lan say it just now? There's a master of juggling in there. ”
"That's right!" Mu Nianci had already been taken crooked by Luo Xuan, and nodded happily, "Okay, okay!"
Entering the door, Qiu Qianzhang greeted him with a hippie smile, and said continuously: "I have seen the Luo Gang Master, the Luo Gang Master's miraculous skills, the mighty martial arts, the unification of the rivers and lakes, and the eternal years!"
"Gang Master Qiu, the drama is big. Luo Xuan laughed and said, "Open your mouth!"
Qiu Qianzhang was shouted by Luo Xuan, and subconsciously opened his mouth, Luo Xuan threw in a red pill and asked, "Do you want to be Qiu Qianzhang, the leader of the Iron Palm Gang?"
"Think ......" Qiu Qianzhang blurted out without thinking about it, and the pill fell into his stomach inadvertently, only then did he realize it, and hurriedly asked, "What did you give me?"
"Three Corpse Brain Divine Pill. ”
Hearing the name, he knew that it was not a good thing, Qiu Qianzhang was so frightened that his soul was furious: "What is the Three Corpse Brain Divine Pill?"
"This medicine is not a poison, but there are just three kinds of corpse worms in it. You can rest assured, as long as you take the antidote to suppress the corpse insects before the Dragon Boat Festival every year, the corpse insects will not attack, and there is nothing wrong with eating them. ”
Qiu Qianzhang became even more dispossessed, and asked again: "That...... What if you can't get the antidote?"
"Oh, I can't eat it!" Luo Xuan grinned and said in a deep voice, "Then every year at the noon of the Duanyang Festival, the corpse insects will come out of ambush, and then they will run into your head, and then you will be like a ghost, and you want to bite and eat when you see people!"
Qiu Qianzhang knelt down for Luo Xuan with a plop: "Gang Master Luo, you have a lot of adults, I am old and young, and my kung fu is poor, except for occasionally fooling people, I have never done any great evil, you have a lot of adults, just treat me as a fart! Please, give me the antidote!"
Luo Xuan took a step back without a trace, lest Qiu Qianzhang's snot and tears wipe his legs, and explained: "Old Qiu, I can't help you, these three corpse brain pills, there is only a way to suppress it, and there is no antidote." ”
"Huh?"
"Ahh
Qiu Qianzhang is a good hand at seeing the wind and steering the rudder, and he hurriedly agreed: "I know, I know!"
Luo Xuan did all this, and did not shy away from Mu Nianci, Mu Nianci did not feel the slightest discomfort when he saw all this.
Seeing Luo Xuan's gaze looking at him, Mu Nianci nodded, signaling his full support, which made Luo Xuan sigh in his heart: "Our daughter-in-law is worthy of being a child of the rivers and lakes!"
Originally, these three corpse brain pills were ready to be handed over to Mu Nianci as a means of self-defense, but now Luo Xuan was completely relieved, and said to Qiu Qianzhang with a smile: "Do it with us, not only will you have the antidote every year, but I will also let you live the addiction of the Iron Palm Gang leader!"
"Really?" Hearing this, Qiu Qianzhang's eyes lit up, and he shouted: "The Luo Gang Master's divine skills are world-shattering, powerful martial arts, and he will dominate the rivers and lakes for thousands of years!"
Luo Xuan didn't like this, waved his hand and said, "Okay, my daughter-in-law likes to watch people do tricks, let's start with your best skill!"
"Okay! Helper, you can see! The first thing to do is to cut the porcelain cup empty-handed!"
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In the following days, the intelligence system of the beggar gang was activated again, and Luo Xuan also quietly arrived in Xiangyang City with a team of people.
At night, in a five-bay stone house on the Iron Palm Peak to the south of Jingxiang, an old man sat cross-legged in front of the pot with his eyes closed, slowly exhaling and inhaling the hot air rising from the pot.
Qiu Qianzhang swaggered up the mountain with a group of people disguised as disciples of the Iron Palm Gang.
Outside the stone house, a group of people saw a large furnace in the house with a blazing charcoal fire, boiling a steaming pot of iron sand, between which the old man breathed for a while, and the steaming heat came out of his head, and then raised his hands high, and there was a slight heat on his ten fingers, and suddenly stood up, and put his hands into the cauldron!
Several beggar disciples have seen a lot of "tricks" performed by Qiu Qianzhang these days, and when they saw Qiu Qianzhang practicing, they couldn't help but exclaim: "This is the iron palm!"
One by one, the old voices shouted, "Who came up to my mountain without permission?"
Several people did not hide their whereabouts, and they were finally discovered by Qiu Qianren.
Luo Xuan took two steps, greeted Qiu Qianren, who was not good-looking, and said with a smile: "Yo, old man Qianzhang, you have worked hard in the past two days to sit in the Iron Palm Peak." Gang Master Qiu is back, why don't you come and see him?"
Qiu Qianren stared at Qiu Qianzhang and asked coldly, "What's going on?"
Qiu Qianzhang looked at Qiu Qianren's gaze a little evasive, Luo Xuan took over the conversation, arrogant, and looked like a dog: "What's the matter, let you pretend to be the helper for two days, do you really think you are the helper? ”
After all, Qiu Qianren has been a helper for many years, and he has never seen any battles? His unsuccessful brother pretends to be himself outside all day long, and he walks too much at night, and he actually brings back a nest of ghosts.
If you want to make it real?
figured out the joint, Qiu Qianren didn't answer, with a long roar, a pair of iron palms that had just finished practicing kung fu slapped Luo Xuan's left and right shoulders!