"Your mother's head, like a ball, I kicked it to the department store! The department store sells leather balls, and it's your mother's head that sells it. ”

Meng Xiang jumped up and down towards the ugly dormitory like a mentally retarded person, excited in his heart, thinking about the conversation with Ling Xue'er, not noticing the caring gaze cast at him by the passing disciples.

Ling Xue'er?

That dung chick actually has such a good name, wait, my heart is beating so fast...... Hey, don't tell me I'm in love with her?

It can't be, it must be an illusion.

Even if I've never been in a relationship... Uh, no, I should say that I haven't been in a relationship with a woman... I'm not going to fall in love with someone just because a little girl is smiling at me, right?

Wait, why does the phrase "I haven't been in love with a woman" sound so awkward?

Having said that, Ling Xue'er is not my cup of tea, if I really fall in love with her, just her flat negative breasts, and the picture of her... Imagine... Wow, Haier Brothers live-action GV!

Twisting his head, he didn't think about it, but his mood was still as good as ever, and Meng Xiang continued to trot towards Ugly's dormitory.

Soon, Meng Xiang arrived at the door of the dormitory.

Having said that, I can't see clearly at night, but during the day, it looks like the dormitory with this outer door is really broken.

Meng Xiang looked at Ah Chou's dormitory and couldn't help sighing, the gap between the outer gate and Ah San was only missing a cross river.

You're such a big mountain, and the dormitory is like a Ubisoft potato house, what's going on?

The roof tiles are shattered as if they had been bombed by planes, there are many termites on the gate that can be used to make soup, and the walls are even more ... The broken image was swept through by a Gatling, and the holes were all weathered.

Looking at the walls full of holes, Meng Xiang saw that there was a hole shaped like an abalone.

Well, I had a bold idea that I didn't know where to sell lubricants.

"Ugly, eat..."

Meng Xiang was about to knock on the door, but in the room, there was a voice from the ugly.

"Ahh The Three Elders... No... Ahh

"Shhh

This... What's going on with this moan?

What's the situation?

"Hey, hey, ugly, don't be afraid, I won't hurt you. The three elders were speaking in a goldfish-like voice.

When Meng Xiang heard this, he hurriedly covered his mouth that was almost so disgusted that he vomited, squatted down, attached his ear to the door, and listened silently.

And what he heard made Meng Xiang's three views instantly spiral into the sky and explode on the spot.

"Ahh It hurts... No way... It's going to crack..."

"Hold back, ugly, there is a first time for everything, as long as you get used to it. ”

Wait, what's going to crack? What is the first time?What will you get used to?What are you talking about?Why can't I understand?Is it because I'm too pure? Don't play tricks on me, big guy!

"No, no, no... Third Elder, stop for a moment... Yikes!"

"How's it going? Ugly, are you comfortable?"

"Well, it's much more comfortable, Third Elder, go on... Don't stop. ”

"Okay! Let you see the old man's methods, I will try to get it done before Meng Xiang comes back, ugly, relax, so that I can be faster." ”

I'm a big [beep] What are you doing in Jimmy's chicken feather show in there? What do you have to do before I get back?!

Difficult... Could it be that ...

A cold sweat rushed out of Meng Xiang's face, because he couldn't help but fantasize about a picture!

In the pink, bubble-filled background, the wrinkled old man of the Third Elder is floating naked with a young and delicate ugly.

Suddenly, the third elder bit Ah Chou's ear, and then stabbed his waist forward, but Ah Chou blushed and let out...

Ahh!!!!h

What kind of nuclear deployment is this? I have long thought that the third elder is gay and angry, and he hugged me the night before yesterday and was still ... It's hard, so you're a goldfish!

Anyway, if you want to find a handsome one, you have become a modern work of art, and you have a dick? Do you have human nature? Don't your conscience hurt? Why don't you go to the Japanese pig! For example, I'm very handsome!

Wait, why should I be using myself as an analogy?

You smack, you dare to do it if you are covered by Lao Tzu? Today, if I don't cut your eggs into seven parts and scatter them all over the world like Dragon Balls, I, Meng Xiang, will change my name to Meng Yi!

"Stop me!!"

Meng Xiang, who couldn't bear it, kicked on the door.

How could the wooden door that was gnawed into slag by termites stand this kick? Shattered into wood slag on the spot, Meng Xiang's hand reached into his special space pocket, and he was ready to take out his own special, hard and black supreme innate treasure!

But as soon as you enter the door, instead of the picture of erosion as imagined, the reality is that the air is filled with the smell of health.

The three elders were grabbing one of Chou's legs, and Chou was sitting on the edge of the bed, and there was a basin of hot water between the two.

The Third Elder and Ah Chou were obviously taken aback, and Mu looked at Meng Xiang with a glare.

"You... What are you doing?" Meng Xiang realized that he seemed to have misunderstood something, and his face was embarrassed into an equilateral triangle.

"Brother Meng!" Ah Chou seemed to have recovered, and excitedly pointed to the three elders and said, "The three elders are helping me to connect the bones, just connected, you see, I'm all right." ”

"Bone-grafting?" Meng Xiang's eyes blinked, and then looked at the movements of the three elders, it was indeed a bone... It is the bone of the big toe.

It's just a big toe, why are you shouting to crack, the first time or something?

"Alas, this toe is just crooked, and if I hadn't been skillful and called a barefoot doctor outside, I'm afraid the skin between the fingers would have tore. The Third Elder stood up proudly and said.

You... Are you kidding me?

Meng Xiang blinked, not knowing what to say for a while.

"Uh... Ugly, can you get out of bed?" After holding it for a long time, Meng Xiang wiped the embarrassed cold sweat on his face and spoke.

"Hmm. Ugly nodded excitedly, got out of bed and jumped twice.

The third elder wiped his hands with a towel and said: "When you went to buy food, the medicinal herbs happened to arrive, the second elder, this old man, although he is a yin and yang weird, his words count, this medicine is really effective, I also gave Ah Chou the first Qi Gathering Dispersion, he has already built the third order, and it can be regarded as a blessing in disguise." ”

"Hey, hey. ”

Ah Chou also seemed to show off, and waved his palm at the chair next to him, and the palm wind was slow, and the chair suddenly cracked a big pattern, which showed that his cultivation had indeed grown a little.

"yes, it's okay, it's your lunch. ”

After a false alarm, Meng Xiang secretly scolded himself for being brainless and handed over the lunch box.

After taking the lunch box, Ah Chou smiled innocently: "Thank you, Brother Meng, if it weren't for Brother Meng, I would have died." ”

"Eat, stop talking nonsense. For his gratitude, Meng Xiang gladly accepted.

Looking at this kid's desperate cooking, Meng Xiang's heart warmed slightly.

It feels like a pet that has a serious illness, and after some tossing, it is gratifying that it has finally recovered.

Meng Xiang actually didn't have much affection for Ah Ugly, more just curiosity and sympathy for Ah Ugly, but now, just this little emotion was enough to make Meng Xiang feel happy.

That's probably the benefit of being a mortal.

Looking at the ugly gobbling up, Meng Xiang couldn't help but sigh.

However, Ah Chou was only halfway through the meal, but outside the door, there was a discordant female voice.

"Are Meng Xiang and Ah Chou here?"

This sudden female voice interrupted Meng Xiang's thoughts.

The sound is... Ling Yueyue?!

Looking back, sure enough, the body of the beautiful woman was holding a big pig's head, Ling Yueyue happened to enter the door, and when she saw Meng Xiang and Ah Chou, she was overjoyed and walked in quickly.

What the hell is she doing?

Meng Xiang was surprised, and quickly turned his head away from looking at her!

Confessing in public that day, Meng Xiang thinks about it now, it is really embarrassing that the eggs are about to crack, and the psychological shadow is approaching the three rooms and one living room, and he doesn't dare to look at her at all.

"Isn't this Miss Ling Yueyue, the chief of the inner gate, why do you have to come to my outer gate?" The three elders got up and blocked Ling Yueyue's way.

Ling Yueyue's face was slightly cold, but she didn't have any taboos against the third elder, completely ignored him, and said, "Meng Xiang, Ah Chou, the second elder has an order, you are ready, early tomorrow morning, follow me to the burial ground!"

Burial ground?

Meng Xiang was stunned for a moment.

In the past two days, Meng Xiang has investigated this place, that... It's definitely not a good place to talk about love.

Why do you want to bury the bones, Meng Xiang of course knows in his heart, presumably the inner door has not given up on finding the fairy grass essence

"You said you would go?" the third elder said reluctantly.

"This is what the Second Elder meant, and the Great Elder has already agreed. Ling Yueyue said coldly.

"You..."

He was a third elder, and he was originally the lowest status among the three elders, and it was okay to deal with the second elder, but now that the great elder had given the order, he had no choice but to retreat aggrievedly.

Meng Xiang glanced at Ah Chou, who also seemed to be looking at him with anticipation, as if he wanted to accept the task and try his skills after becoming a cultivator.

This may be that newborn calves are not afraid of tigers, right?

Forget it, with my protection, this kid should be fine.

Thinking of this, Meng Xiang nodded: "I know, tomorrow morning, I will wait at the gate of the mountain with Ah Chou." ”

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End of the first volume