Chapter 186
That period of bathing time surrounded by green-robed ancestors in various clothes and styles, the three of them must never mention it in front of outsiders.
An hour of torture caused the three of them not to eat half a grain of rice for a day or two in a row, and even when a thin long hair fluttering back appeared, they all felt a chill.
According to Xu Hu, I'm afraid that when he returns to Xianyang City, there is nothing that can make him feel excited except for gold and silver.
The so-called beauty? does not exist, in Xu Hu's eyes, any woman with a bewitching figure will make people lose all their appetite once she wears the rough old face of the green robe.
"Aozi, the next time you use this thing, can you let us prepare in advance, so the enchanting back with the old face of the green robe is unbearable for a person. Sun Xiansheng didn't know how many times he had mentioned this topic, and every time he said it, it would cause Xu Ao and Xu Hu to sigh.
The torture of that hour, the guy in the snuffbox exhausted all kinds of methods, one moment was the beauty out of the bath, one moment was the double Jiao playing in the water, and then the later full pool of fragrant beauty, whenever they forgot the torture of the green robe, the group of enchanting all became the old face of the green robe. They all look at you, stare at you, and caress you.
At the thought of the slippery tongue and the old face in the green robe, the three of them fell on the wall together again and retched.
"Aozi, the next time you encounter a captive hard bone, you will use this green-robed array to serve him, if he can still hold back and not say anything after playing like this for a few hours, he will be called a real man. Sun Xiansheng retched and came up with an idea. Such an exciting baby, you can't let the three of them enjoy it exclusively.
"Aozi, why don't we give this baby a name? It's also a treasure anyway, when you face the enemy, you don't have an imposing name, and you always feel that you can't say it. Xu Hu had obviously already thought of the name, and at this moment he was squeezing his eyebrows and signaling Sun Xiansheng to second.
"What are you going to call it?" Xu Ao also felt that it was not a matter to call snuff bottles all the time.
"How about a caressed by a green robe?" As soon as the name came out, the three of them felt a chill at the same time, and then continued to vomit.
Finally relieved, Xu Hu wiped the bitter gall water from the corner of his mouth: "How about this name?"
The two of them hurriedly shook their heads, it was really not good.
"Aozi, you take one. Dead fat people are disgusting. Sun Xiansheng didn't know how many times he had greeted Xu Hu's parents, so how did he come up with the name of the disgusting person.
"Wind Oil Essence ......" Xu Ao could think of only such a thing that was exciting and green.
"Crazy Wandering Spirit?" Xu Hu and Sun Xiansheng looked at each other: "Although the name is good, I always feel weird." ”
"Then you two think, whichever name is not disgusting, let's call it. "Xu Ao thinks about it, when the two armies are facing each other, it's already weird if you suddenly take out a snuffbox and come out, shout again, come out, Feng Youjing. I'm afraid that the enemy has not gone crazy yet, and he himself has gone crazy first.
Xu Hu pounded Sun Xiansheng: "You take it, you take it, I take it." ”
"I'm going to have a name. Sun Xiansheng pouted, his ancestors have so many generations, and there are not many literate people, so what else do you want to choose a name. I still went to the Three Holy Temples to ask for my manifest name.
"Just think of one. Xu Hu leaned against the wall and slapped his chest and said, "No matter how bad it is, can it be worse than what I take?"
"Then I'll take it?" Sun Xiansheng scratched his ears and cheeks for a long time, and finally held back one: "Ancestor's love." ”
Xu Hu and Xu Ao's faces were strange for a while.
"Or ...... A kettle called love?"
Xu Ao almost scolded his mother, Sun Xiansheng, Sun Xiansheng, you don't know how to take it, just call it a golden light pot or a Vientiane pot, what do you love or not, you don't consider the ability of others to bear it. Suddenly said angrily: "Why don't you say that it is called the source of love." ”
Sun Xiansheng's eyes lit up: "This name is good, the source of love." It combines the love of the ancestors and the characteristics of the kettle of love. It's called this, it's called this. ”
Xu Ao rolled his eyes and ignored these two neuropaths. Walk to the training ground first.
Behind him, Xu Hu and Sun Xiansheng look at me, I look at you, and scolded at the same time: "The name you took is disgusting." "Hurry up.
It's been two or three days, although Xu Ao and the three of them haven't paid attention to the training of the more than 500 people, but after all, they are all brainwashed by the curse of regret, Xu Ao originally ordered them to train seriously every day, and naturally every day is completed without discount.
Seeing that the speed of everyone climbing over various obstacles was getting faster and faster, and the ability to use the terrain to fight the enemy was getting higher and higher, Xu Ao was overjoyed. Unexpectedly, the world's first special forces in Kyushu would be born in their own hands.
"Hmph, what's the use, except for jumping up and down like a monkey, the old man doesn't see anything special. In the sea of knowledge, the old man of the cocktail sneered. In his opinion, instead of letting them jump up and down to practice street fighting, it is better to let them spend more time running the dead wood rotting corpse skill for a few more weeks.
"Don't you think that after this team is trained, whether it is spying on the military intelligence or assassinating the head of the other party, it will be a good hand?" Xu Ao is basically immune to the cynicism of the old man, the Tao is different, the world is different, and it is not a sentence or two that can convince him.
"It's up to them, and even more than ten years of training may not be able to catch up with the existing dead soldiers in various countries, let alone assassins like those in the Sun Moon Hall who were trained by the Sword Saint Yan Shiqing. You know, they have been trained since they were young, and they take a different medicinal bath every day. I don't know where I'm going to be stronger than you half-people. In the opinion of the old Dao of the Cocktail, these guys that Xu Ao is training are really useless except for being used as a furnace for cultivating dead wood and spring.
Xu Ao couldn't make sense, so he didn't bother to continue. I looked at the quality of the training of the people in front of me.
"I said, I've been passing on your "Dead Wood in Spring" for quite a few days, when are you going to absorb their vitality for your own use?" urged the old man. Of course, the sooner the better. The sooner you absorb it, the sooner you will speed up your cultivation. A single hour is to slow down the efficiency of an hour.
"You made me think again. Xu Ao said impatiently.
"If you think about it again, if you think about it, the salt will be sold. Where did your ambition go that day? Claiming to make the world call you Proud Grandpa, you are going to mess around like this until the people of the world take the initiative to call you Proud Grandpa? Hmph, if the ink goes down, you won't be able to become Proud Grandpa when you become Proud Grandpa. The old man was also completely convinced by Xu Ao's erratic laziness.